youre thinking of huxley >His sister, Mona Simpson, described his death thus: "Steve's final words, hours earlier, were monosyllables, repeated three times. Before embarking, he'd looked at his sister Patty, then for a long time at his children, then at his life's partner, Laurene, and then over their shoulders past them. Steve's final words were: 'Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.' " He then lost consciousness and died several hours later
>The six best doctors in the world are sunlight,...
Sunlight is an unreliable source of vitamin D and causes cancer. Avoid sunlight and take a vitamin D supplement.
>Uhm ching Ling, how old are you? >like ugh... 98 or something lmao ahahaa idk >white anthropologist moron: Woah that's insane I'll cite this as fact and trust anything that a random oriental or African tribes member tells me
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There was a israeli guy who changed the entirety of anthropology to be deeply gay. And the lunacy in the field since GamerGate basically disqualifies it as a science.
>The six best doctors in the world are sunlight,...
Sunlight is an unreliable source of vitamin D and causes cancer. Avoid sunlight and take a vitamin D supplement.
Shit like this honestly makes me believe in Christ. this combined with him looking to nothing and exclaiming "oh wow" as described
youre thinking of huxley >His sister, Mona Simpson, described his death thus: "Steve's final words, hours earlier, were monosyllables, repeated three times. Before embarking, he'd looked at his sister Patty, then for a long time at his children, then at his life's partner, Laurene, and then over their shoulders past them. Steve's final words were: 'Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.' " He then lost consciousness and died several hours later
you can't convince me he didn't see some angels telling him it's time to go
>you're on your deathbed, your time is almost up >surrounded by friends and family >you look above and see see the pearly gates open as a chorus of angels fly down to you >you get the chance to answer a question as old as life itself: "what happens after" >"oh wow" x3
if he was seeing angels he would have said "oh wow, angels" at LEAST
Whenever I read about these people being all philosophical and sentimental on their deathbed I remember this but of Luke:
>Luke 16:19-31 King James Version (KJV) >There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day: and there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores, and desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores. And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; and in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence. Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house: for I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment. Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them. And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent. And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.
Rich people have been the same since the dawn of narrated history. Jobs doesn't even have the dubious honor of being the nameless rich man in the gospel.
>Eat your food as your medicine
So based trying to cure cancer with herbs and glucose pumped juices and smoothies. Oh boy! Surely this won't backfire, right?
if you don't attain enlightenment in life you have a big chance of being enlightened on your deathbed, I assume that's what was happening. This is why many Buddhists Sufies etc mean by die before you die.
Just because you were born in a christgay country it doesn't christianity any more real than any other religion on the earth. If you were born in India you would be believing in weird multi armed gods and divine status of cows. If you were born in Africa you would be believing in some strange tribal gods or voodoo. If you were born in a muslim country you would belive in Allah (I still think it's a different flavour of Yahweh) and prophet muhammed, etc... And you would be as confident believing in those religions as now you are believing in christgay version of Yahweh and his spawn.
People seeing things before they die are just hallucinating. People who were indoctrinated into believing that Yahweh and his spawn Jesus are real will propably see them when they are dying, or hell or heaven. But some tribesman living in an amazonian jungle or in africa will see something completely different.
Moral relativity is meaningless. Yeah of course everyone believes what they believe, it's a worthless observation. The righteousness comes from winning.
nobody actually believes in that stuff here anon. they just larp because europeans = white = christianity and now that the west is going down the drain it must be because people aren't christian anymore
>>didn't shower
temper
feet in toilet at work >>then walked around barefoot at work >This guy was a fricking loon.
more like >be hippie >good people skills >can LARP as normie >need to lead engineers >must LARP as neckbeard >first stop all showering of course >wash feet in toilets turds and shit, gains high morale among pajeet workers >fake anger problem to show dominance
simple as, tech leadership 101
He redeemed
fpbp
spbp
He had his first glimpse of hell
That's what you get when you deny Christ. Sucks to suck I guess.
the wages of sin is death, we are all sinners in need of grace
jeez
he was cumming in some teenage boys mouth during a sloppy fellatio. dying doing what he loved
did they hit him with morphine on the way out?
He saw what god was running on his pc.
tip: it was slackware
god doesnt like blurry text rendering or communists
Was Jobs a commie?
God would be one if he were to use linux.
>he thinks linux boots into das kapital with a blurry text renderer
Delusional.
Jesus was a proto commie
God only runs on computers running templeOS though
You say God runs on TempleOS. But what was he using on his PERSONAL computer?
Also, did TempleOS exists when Jobs died? No.
>thinking the almighty himself is limited by puny mortal concepts such as time and causality
Lol
Lmao even
He was amazed by all the nothing he was seeing forever and ever am eternity of nothing.
he was having a dildo shoved up his ass
Didn't he take a bunch of LSD as he was dying? Or was that Huxley?
youre thinking of huxley
>His sister, Mona Simpson, described his death thus: "Steve's final words, hours earlier, were monosyllables, repeated three times. Before embarking, he'd looked at his sister Patty, then for a long time at his children, then at his life's partner, Laurene, and then over their shoulders past them. Steve's final words were: 'Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.' " He then lost consciousness and died several hours later
>His sister, Mona Simpson
What the hell. Was Steve Jobs Homer's uncle?
He meant "damn being on lethal amounts of morphine fricking rocks"
He had a final epiphany that he created nothing and was just a slave driver of H1B's and his elevator interviews were a mistake.
This was what Steve Jobs wrote before this death.
tl;dr
Cant believe he became a communist. Why didn't he lobby congress for more wars?
Even on death's door he could not stop shilling.
This is not real you morons
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/steve-jobs-deathbed-speech/
damn. glad I didn't read that then.
Unfortunate, as it was a pretty good read.
snopes is a fake website run by troony liberals who fricks dogs
>snopes
Even more bullshit than the speech, an entire website dedicated to being wrong
>The best six doctors in the world are sunlight [...]
I hate that doctor, he gave me skin cancer
this
>Uhm ching Ling, how old are you?
>like ugh... 98 or something lmao ahahaa idk
>white anthropologist moron: Woah that's insane I'll cite this as fact and trust anything that a random oriental or African tribes member tells me
There was a israeli guy who changed the entirety of anthropology to be deeply gay. And the lunacy in the field since GamerGate basically disqualifies it as a science.
What's his name?
>The six best doctors in the world are sunlight,...
Sunlight is an unreliable source of vitamin D and causes cancer. Avoid sunlight and take a vitamin D supplement.
>Avoid sunlight
israelite detected.
based steve, the israelites killed him because he was going to prove to the world that big pharma is a lie
First two paragraphs are lucid, rest are filled with cope.
Shit like this honestly makes me believe in Christ. this combined with him looking to nothing and exclaiming "oh wow" as described
you can't convince me he didn't see some angels telling him it's time to go
>you're on your deathbed, your time is almost up
>surrounded by friends and family
>you look above and see see the pearly gates open as a chorus of angels fly down to you
>you get the chance to answer a question as old as life itself: "what happens after"
>"oh wow" x3
if he was seeing angels he would have said "oh wow, angels" at LEAST
>jewsus exists because a dying man said some words
You are in a cult.
>you can't convince me he didn't see some angels telling him it's time to go
Why do you think he did?
Whenever I read about these people being all philosophical and sentimental on their deathbed I remember this but of Luke:
>Luke 16:19-31 King James Version (KJV)
>There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day: and there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores, and desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores. And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; and in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence. Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house: for I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment. Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them. And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent. And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.
Rich people have been the same since the dawn of narrated history. Jobs doesn't even have the dubious honor of being the nameless rich man in the gospel.
facts
>Eat your food as your medicine
So based trying to cure cancer with herbs and glucose pumped juices and smoothies. Oh boy! Surely this won't backfire, right?
he saw GOD using TempleOS and was fascinated by its simplicity
Oh
how
Windows
optimizes
workstations
he blown his final load, sister tells the story
His favourite character from Skins was Cassie
I hope this is Steve Jobs now. Or worse, as he deserves worse.
Jobs should have read the terms of his Bargain with Bill a little more thoroughly
based steve jobs recanting his sins and becoming an ascended vistachad mere moments before his untimely death
That was him repeating his Safe Word repeatedly as the autodildo reamed him to death.
You're not hearing the sounds of a man mindblown by what he is seeing but a man screaming out his safeword so he's not dildo'd to death.
if you don't attain enlightenment in life you have a big chance of being enlightened on your deathbed, I assume that's what was happening. This is why many Buddhists Sufies etc mean by die before you die.
Just because you were born in a christgay country it doesn't christianity any more real than any other religion on the earth. If you were born in India you would be believing in weird multi armed gods and divine status of cows. If you were born in Africa you would be believing in some strange tribal gods or voodoo. If you were born in a muslim country you would belive in Allah (I still think it's a different flavour of Yahweh) and prophet muhammed, etc... And you would be as confident believing in those religions as now you are believing in christgay version of Yahweh and his spawn.
People seeing things before they die are just hallucinating. People who were indoctrinated into believing that Yahweh and his spawn Jesus are real will propably see them when they are dying, or hell or heaven. But some tribesman living in an amazonian jungle or in africa will see something completely different.
Moral relativity is meaningless. Yeah of course everyone believes what they believe, it's a worthless observation. The righteousness comes from winning.
nobody actually believes in that stuff here anon. they just larp because europeans = white = christianity and now that the west is going down the drain it must be because people aren't christian anymore
I believe in it albeithough
The Lord’s word is written in every man’s heart. If he does not know it, there is no excuse, including being born in a shithole.
Gematria,
Sounds like something someone would say if they were experiencing incredible pain.
You're thinking of "oh, ow, oh ow, oh ow"
He released God is a trumptard and he is going to hell.
>He
>ctrl+f rosebud
>0 result
nerds
>didn't shower
>massive temper
>washed feet in toilet at work
>then walked around barefoot at work
This guy was a fricking loon.
>>didn't shower
temper
feet in toilet at work
>>then walked around barefoot at work
>This guy was a fricking loon.
more like
>be hippie
>good people skills
>can LARP as normie
>need to lead engineers
>must LARP as neckbeard
>first stop all showering of course
>wash feet in toilets turds and shit, gains high morale among pajeet workers
>fake anger problem to show dominance
simple as, tech leadership 101
He just realized he was dying from PC
some people say when you dying your brain releases all DMT it has stored, or something
so maybe he was tripping balls on dmt