What explains their success? I don't get it

What explains their success? I don't get it

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fastest growing doesn't mean anything in a vacuum
    Lets say there are 1,300,000,000 Catholics this year, and next year 100,000,000 are added without losing any
    this would be a massive amount of new catholics, but it would mean the catholic faith grew "only" 7.7%
    now lets say I founded a religion right now called "the big morons"
    I am the only member (1)
    then I convince one other moron to join me in our drooling sesh, bringing us to (2) morons
    my religion grew 100% in a single day, meaning that my religion grew much faster than catholicism did, even though I only added .0000001% the same amount as the catholics did
    btw you should think the same way when it comes to chinese/asian economic growth rates

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now lets say I founded a religion right now called "the big morons"
      Can I join?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your eschatological proposal? Does it have anything to do with the biggest moron, or is that syncretic garbage?

    • 2 months ago
      Friendly neighborhood JW

      >fastest growing doesn't mean anything

      [...]

    • 2 months ago
      TradJW

      yeah but there is an unbalance of 1300000 catholics proselitizing vs 1 drooling moron that must be factored in. do you happen to have high levels of melanin, that you can't understand per capita?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >btw you should think the same way when it comes to chinese/asian economic growth rates
      JW is a meme but asian economies are actually legit.

      • 2 months ago
        Friendly neighborhood JW

        >JW is a meme
        >Fastest growing religion in the world

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct. Also explained by the increase of total human population. We are 8 billion morons in the world right now while in 2008 we were only 6 billions, of course many cults and religions grew in number: THERE ARE MORE moronS NOW THAN 16 YEARS AGO!

      • 2 months ago
        Friendly neighborhood JW

        >We are 8 billion

        And each of them has the opportunity to become Jehovah's friends before the End comes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not cool with pedophilia, sorry.

          • 2 months ago
            Friendly neighborhood JW

            Jehovah will destroy pedophiles

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cool. You should ask him to start with the ones hiding behind your cult's leadership.

          • 2 months ago
            Friendly neighborhood JW

            Jesus is not a pedo, stop projecting

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seething. You should save some of that venom for the JW elders who abuse kids and threaten them and their families.

          • 2 months ago
            Friendly neighborhood JW

            Anyone who pretends to be a JW to rape children will be discovered and put in prison

            No one can hide from Jehovah

            What's the issue exactly?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does Jehovah allow the rape to occur instead of preventing it?

          • 2 months ago
            Friendly neighborhood JW

            See:

            https://www.jw.org/en/library/videos/Good-News-From-God-Video-Series/video-why-suffering/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But why does Jehovah protect JW pedophiles?

          • 2 months ago
            Friendly neighborhood JW

            He doesn't though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But you just admitted he permits them to rape (up to a certain point) and does not ever stop them before they rape.

          • 2 months ago
            JWbot

            God allows it for the same reason that he permits all human suffering: to settle moral issues that were raised long ago.
            The Bible clearly indicates that at present the Devil, not God, rules the world. (Luke 4:1, 2, 6; John 12:31)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought Jehova was cool, but this is major sus. Now I will never join the JWs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          two more weeks!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they predicted the world would end a century ago lol

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2008

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Religion for dumb cattle such as hispanics and trash-whites.

    • 2 months ago
      Friendly neighborhood JW

      *tip fedora*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I showed this

        https://i.imgur.com/L6NGArI.png

        to my local Jehovah's Witnesses and they started crying and asked me to leave. They refused to explain why the comic disturbed them so much. Any idea why that is?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Tips fedora back*
        Doesn't make your religiuon any less low IQ.

        • 2 months ago
          Friendly neighborhood JW

          Reddit is down th hall and to the left

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you for the directions, but I'm comfortable here. Go distribute your magazines somewhere else.

          • 2 months ago
            Friendly neighborhood JW

            We won

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The most popular streamer in the hispanophone world happens to be the Mexican president.
            Doesn't mean the entire spanish speaking population actually watches the guy, or that he's even relevant outside mexico.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Friendly neighborhood JW

      You can't join JWs like that, it requires months of Bible study and applying moral standards in your life before you are appeoved to get baptized

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        prob why theyre in second place

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the smallest denominations is growing the fastest
    Seems correlared

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So by how many members did they grow?

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