Who is your favorite Roman Emperor?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both his father and grandfather were objectively better
      Possibly even also his great grandfather

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Augustulus.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aurelian

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      where does this depiction of aurelian with a mask come from?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Total war rome 2 DLC
        Unbiased History of Rome

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Antoninus Pius. Any other answer is a meme. Of central importance in the life of any monarch is succession. Some of even the most GOAT-tier emperors like Augustus fricked up the succession. Antoninus Pius chose Marcus Aurelius, another GOAT-tier emperor.

    People think wars make a good ruler. Nonsense. A leader who can effectively manage a long peace is better than one who can effectively manage a war.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really disagree, while he wasn't a bad emperor, Antonius Pius' disregard for any military action put the empire in a terrible situation just a few years after his death.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't disregard military action, he just appointed capable governors. If you're talking about the Parthian War after his death, he retained Armenia as a puppet state. Parthia invaded it, it wasn't Antoninus' fault. What he did do is make one of the best succession choices of any Roman emperor and bully Marcus Aurelius to succeed him.

        But during his reign he developed lots of infrastructure and administered the empire more effectively than most, and there was a surplus of money when he died. Just because he wasn't spending money on armies and going off to fight wars of expansion all the time doesn't mean he wasn't the best emperor. I can't think of any other Roman emperor who received a healthy empire from his predecessor, create a peaceful golden age, and then leave it to someone capable of carrying on that golden age. Even the best ones, like Augustus, passed the empire on to moron degenerates who caused more problems than they solved.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What he did do is make one of the best succession choices of any Roman emperor and bully Marcus Aurelius to succeed him.
          That was Hadrian's doing, and Marcus had Lucius Verus as Co-Emperor which easily could have spun out into another round of Augustus vs Marc Antony tier civil war. Why does everyone fricking forget about Lucius Verus and his father? The original plan was for Lucius Verus The Elder to rule and raise Marcus as his heir, he died and Antoninus Pious filled the gap and ensured there was co-rulers to rule after he died or retired.

          >I can't think of any other Roman emperor who received a healthy empire from his predecessor, create a peaceful golden age, and then leave it to someone capable of carrying on that golden age.
          Anastasius left the Empire in extraordinarily prosperous Empire to Justin who died quickly and left it to Justinian. Justinian's reign starts going off the rails in 535 but its hard to expect any ruler of that time period to be able to juggle wars, drastic change in the climate caused by volcanic eruption; which lead to widespread famines, then a brand new ultra deadly plague killing a third or half of the population. There is just no way it could be successfully navigated, not even mega-mind tier rulers like Augustus could really do much better than what Justinian eeked out after these concurrent crisis.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he adopted Antoninus Pius in 138 and nominated him as a successor, on the condition that Antoninus adopt Marcus Aurelius and Lucius Verus as his own heirs

      So it wasnt even his choice.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Romulus Augustus

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Emperors are for women and gays (the latter often quite literally), Republican Rome is better and the best of their leaders was probably Washington, after all he's one of the founders of the Roman revival.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks he lives on a democracy

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Think democracy and republican government are the same
        >Think he doesn't live in a democracy because he win elections due to being unpopular
        Dunno what you mean - all the people I vote for get elected

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but do you vote for Jeff Bezos or whoever is the president of the Washington Post?

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like Jeff Bezos though

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah this about sums up Americans.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      cringe burgoid

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bring up the Roman Republic
      >Don't mention CATO
      You had one job

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uh guys I think Cato got the Pfizer jab.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cato is a homosexual who did nothing successfully except die. He is one of the worst leaders of the late republic.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being this wrong; even Caesar couldn't get over his death

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because Caesar was a baby who wanted to pardon everyone. Augustus would have just had him stabbed to death and said "oopsie"

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          This, Cato essentially built his career on being a Roman tradLARPer and counter signaling/undermining Ceasar. The moment Ceasar crossed the rubicon and called his and people stopped listening to him he lost all composure and cried and pissed and shitted and cumed his way into disembowelment.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            called his bluff*

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cicero>Cato

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cincinnatus
        >Cincinnatus
        >Cincinnatus

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >after all he's one of the founders of the Roman revival.

      what is the renaissance you fricking illiterate burgermutt

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You already posted him

      Based for me it's Cato (the younger)

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mongrel filth trying to reconcile his meager existence as nothing but a shadow of Rome in real time
      Beautiful.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keep seething from whatever irrelevant "country" you fester in. Eurogays (I'm guessing you're a eurogay since you're this asshurt about the U.S.) just can't cope with their utterly impotent status on the world stage.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          American here
          I actively work towards destroying this country

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking based

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why'd you have to go and associate Washington with your dumbfrick post?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unfathomably based.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >starts war that causes the English to raise taxes then leads the rebellion against the taxes

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick emperors.
    Constitutio defendenda est.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah next time the Senate eats dinner together I think Im gonna frick this guy’s wife first

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >defendenda
      What? Are the women defending the constitution? Am I moronic?

      Also fellow Romaboos, I need some Rome content to consoom. I'm tired of rewatching HBO's Rome and I, Claudius for the 200th time. Anybody got any shows or movies worth watching?

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Hadrian
    2. Marcus Aurelius
    3. Claudius

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was a homosexual.

      >Marcus Aurelius
      He was a literal cuck and a pseudointellectual.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He was a literal cuck
        Why do morons believe everything they read? That anecdote come from the Historia Augusta, an it-was-revealed-to-me-in-a-dream-tier source.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me you haven't read Marcus Aurelius without actually telling me you haven't read him
        Oh wait you already did lol

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Charlemagne

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    /our guy/, claudius.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aurelian is the only serious answer

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      His religion sucked.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Majorian

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are people disagreeing and saying "this is the only correct answer". OP says "favourite".
    is this board really that dumb?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you think we are?

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Caesar

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna have to say the underrated goat: Domitian, Drilled his army constantly, was the only emperor to improve the silver value in the currency, built defences across the germanic border and most importantly scorned the senate, what's not to love?

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    C-Cl-Clau-C-Claudius

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Everytime I think of Claudius I think of the Oracle from "I, Claudius" calling him
      >Clau-Clau-Claudius
      In the most authoritative and deliberate tone. Frickin kino

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    my favourites are the biggest morons
    1. Pertinax
    2. Honorius
    3. Aurelian

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nikephoros II Phokas

      Aurelian was a petard? Really makes ya think

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Aurelian was a petard? Really makes ya think
        the truth hurts, my friend.

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The chad Gallienus of course

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be Hadrian.
    It's too bad this whole burning Israel shit never happened.
    The whole narrative comes from post 11th century fictional books attributed to a supposed ancient historian.
    We have no evidence for an ancient "Israel", even.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bible

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Henricus Plantagenet Secundus

  24. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Otto the Great

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only right answer

  25. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally /our/ guy.

  26. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything good about Claudius' reign is overwritten by his marriage to Agrippina, a decision that would turn out to be the end of the Julio-Claudians and eventually lead to civil war. If he'd listened to his single most competent statesman and the guy who saved him from being couped and just remarried Paetina things might have turned out different.

  27. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    the one in op for obvious reasons

  29. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Julius Gaius Caesar
    STFU he was the de facto first roman emperor

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      by that logic Sulla was the first emperor

  30. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    not that homosexual pederast hadrian, that's for sure

  31. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    1) Julian
    2) Aurelian
    3) Valentinian I

  32. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine he had finished his job

  33. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a three way tie between Caligula, Domitian, and Caracalla

  34. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    In my heart Flavius Valerius Crispus son of Constantinus

  35. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Emperor sneed

  37. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife

  38. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marcvs Avrelivs

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      how do you interpret this for something like serious emotional pain?
      like lose of a family member or something

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably just find some other quote about greif cause that one doesn't really fit

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stoics (and also Aurelius) think that everyone is going to die someday, so grieving for them is useless and you should not feel bad about anybody close to you dying. At most you should honour them for what they were like in life.

  39. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maximinus I Thrax because he has the coolest name

  40. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    His awful marriage aside, for me its Claudius; king of the based morons

  41. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Caesar was literally a god among mortals

  42. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there one at one point named like "Maximus Thrax" who was literally like almost 8 feet tall, and actually athletic at least in his youth, to the point of being able to outrun chariots and shit, and that was actually HOW he even became Emperor?

    I swear to God, it sounds like the stupidest made-up shit ever, but I think it might actually be a "truth stranger than fiction" deal.

    Like trust me, if I wanted to just make up some stupid shit, I'd make up something better than that shit.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maximus Thrax is my favorite meme emperor. If he wasn't such a homosexual and didn't get murdered he probably would've moved the capital to Londinium; removing the capital from continental distractions like barbarian incursions; giving the empire the same advantages of gaining the space to, in relative peace, develop and grow that would eventually lead to perfidious albinon's global rule.

  43. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    romul ~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*:

  44. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What Majorian did with what little ressources he had was incredible

  45. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's a really tough call between Elagabalus and Julian the Philosopher.

    Elagabalus Because of his myriad of interesting quirks but also because of the mystery in trying to separate the real man from the caricature of ancient sources. And Julian, obviously, is just a really inspirational figure. He grew up reading books and studying, but really took to military life when Constantius II forced him into it, and his high-minded ideas and fun written work.

    I guess I'll give it to Elagabalus, just about, because I've studied him more.

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