This. People in the middle ages weren't as prudish about fricking than in later eras
>be in seclusion because a flu epidemics hit some village 100 miles away from you >hear people fricking >it's your son and your daughter >"hurr durr they'll have t marry I guess"
>Medieval gays were bigger coomers than us BECAUSE they didn't have porn back then
Think about it, there's no porn, and you probably genuinely believe what you've been taught about onanism (one way ticket to hell), and you were married in your mid twenties to some girl you never met in her early-mid teens. Your priest keeps telling you to 'go forth and multiply', and your parents won't shut up about how they want grandkids, you're going to be fricking her until you both get bored of it.
The castles castles were not that big and had very little in the way of privacy. Only the lord and his wife or mistress would be regularly intimate in it, and they would have to be very discreet. If there was any other sex going on it would more likely occur in the chapel.
In early 1327 Edward renounced the crown, which passed to his pre-adolescent son Edward III.Nine months later he was killed by having a red-hot poker forced up his rectum: his screams of pain were apparently to be heard in the village of Berkeley, a good two miles away from the castle where he met his end.
Not many, the nobles and servants would be asleep. Only guards would be up at night.
lots of fricking
This. People in the middle ages weren't as prudish about fricking than in later eras
>be in seclusion because a flu epidemics hit some village 100 miles away from you
>hear people fricking
>it's your son and your daughter
>"hurr durr they'll have t marry I guess"
Medieval times were wild...
>>it's your son and your daughter
>>"hurr durr they'll have t marry I guess"
Where'd you get that from? Game of Thrones?
Crusader Kings II
Urraca of Leon banged her brother
t. knower
Anon, israelites and arabs didn't have european-style castles in the middle ages.
Do you have proof of this or are you a porn addict projecting
it was revealed to me in a dream
People in the Middle Ages were famous for their hatred of sex, and one-child families right, anon?
Literally just read any of the popular literature from that time you tremendous homosexual
you fricking moron
Medieval gays were bigger coomers than us and they didn't have porn back then
>Medieval gays were bigger coomers than us BECAUSE they didn't have porn back then
Think about it, there's no porn, and you probably genuinely believe what you've been taught about onanism (one way ticket to hell), and you were married in your mid twenties to some girl you never met in her early-mid teens. Your priest keeps telling you to 'go forth and multiply', and your parents won't shut up about how they want grandkids, you're going to be fricking her until you both get bored of it.
Dumb coomers
The castles castles were not that big and had very little in the way of privacy. Only the lord and his wife or mistress would be regularly intimate in it, and they would have to be very discreet. If there was any other sex going on it would more likely occur in the chapel.
In early 1327 Edward renounced the crown, which passed to his pre-adolescent son Edward III.Nine months later he was killed by having a red-hot poker forced up his rectum: his screams of pain were apparently to be heard in the village of Berkeley, a good two miles away from the castle where he met his end.
the poker story is likely a fabrication
farts
snoring, flatulence, sexual congress, late night visitors to the latrine
why so many posts about farts
quiet steps, daggers drawing and blood shedding
Me
Brapping, snoring, fricking. Insects and amphibians outside.
Play Amnesia the dark descent and you'll find out.
synthwave/heavy metal
lots of sucking and fricking, slurping and moaning
>sucking months unwashed medieval dick
Dice shaking in a cup and then rolling across wood. Laughter and banter.
Someone literate reading a book out loud to a group of illiterate people. Or just listening to someone tell a story from memory.
super mario 64
Lots of splashing, blackjack thuds, and guards searching for taffers.
frequent, loud flatulence based on their poor diets and the average european's lactose intolerance for centuries
pic related operating like a giant vuvuzela and turning juicy mead and roasted game farts into thunderous trumpet blasts
That gives you gas?
A lot of anonymous bareback gay sex
Spooky ghost noises if you believe the considerable list of allegedly haunted castles.