What should I call my company? It'll start as a way to lower tax burden but will also sell software in the future - which I'm doing now already privately. I deeply believe a stupid name will be better for business than a fancy one (like Syncorpus LLC or Comporo Inc. or some shit like that).
Here are some suggestions I've come up with already:
>Ding Dong LLC (my current favorite)
>Negus LLC
>One Zero One Zero LLC
>Software & Process 500 LLC
>Slong Systems LLC
>Big Boolean Controller LLC
>F5 LLC
I know these names are already pretty nice but I'd love to here more of your ideas
(It won't be an LLC btw since I'm not a mutt but the concept is the same).
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Use a generic name like John's Piss & Dildos
You'll make yourself look like a cringelord otherwise
>I'm not a mutt
Does your country have a public registry of company ownership? Might wanna be careful. I'd go with F5 LLC because it's not worth risking that dumb shit being tied to your name forever. good luck anon
Yeah some of them might be over the top. But stupid names will stand out and customers will remember them.
steve jobs named his company after a fruit, "dumb shit" doesnt exist in business, failure or success dictates all the perspective
he literally named his next company "next" because it was his next company
Yikes, nothing can hide that roastie face. The west is kill.
>Open Borders for Israel LLC
extremely ugly
Fourteen Eighty 8 LLC
Ding Dong
Go with your gut, fren.
Just curious, what's the story with the woman in your pic?
Was that a heavy drug user or a former male?
It's interesting that science has come a long way, but our intuition can still pick up small things that are off to make us feel so disgusted.
Anyway, yeah, my answer is to trust that feeling. It's the best answer we have right now.
She looks fine. What's wrong with you incels?
How do you pay as little taxes as possible with a corporation in Canada ?
Currently wageslave but I have my own corporation and you need to give yourself a wage and actually earn something as a business, also the business needs assets to loan fraud
Consumer Softproducts LLC
>Ding Dong LLC
Pretty Good
>Software & Process 500
Also good
If you're starting with accounting software, have you considered merging the themes of stupid to financial?
>Get Rich LLC
>Lots of Money LLC
>First Octillionaire LLC
>Quadrillionaire U LLC
That's a great idea. Something like
>Sigma Solutions LLC
>Grindset LLC
>It'll start as a way to lower tax burden
>It's not accounting software though
Sorry I'm moronic
It's a little zoomer but don't hold back
>Sigma Grindset Solutions LLC etc
>33 Solutions LLC
Too subtle. Maybe:
>33 Degree Consulting LLC
It's not accounting software though - just standard custom software solutions (apps and web applications and shit like that).
Maybe some freemason stuff?
>33 Solutions LLC
Do you think there's an advantage in getting something israeli in there toom
TaxTix LLC
> Ding Dong LLC (my current favorite)
As your brand marketing expert, it is my duty to advise you to use doubled letters in your name to make it stand out. For example,
> Ding Doong
Then of course, shorten your brand. Much like Dunkin' Donuts became Dunkin' and Apple Computer became Apple, yours should be
> Doong
You're welcome.
Good work. The slogan should be
.>I'm Dooongin'
I always wanted to make a company called CTC Industries or something where the CTC doesn't officially stand for anything, but unofficially I would know it stood for Cinamon Toast Crunch, or some other big brand acronym.
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BUT I WILL DO THIS FOR MY DYNASTY FRICK israeliteS
WHEN I MAKE IT I WILL HAVE 10 KIDS
she looks similar to my ex who used to let me bondage her up and spank her and other fun and so this photo is getting my motor going. she's mid but god damn does it look like my ex similar body also. would absolutely mount this chick for hours
>mid
this is literally a 1/10 you fricking coomer homosexuals
you're low test
>Verification not required
would put a bag on her head and bang/10
for the love of god don't operate under the tax identity, make sure you register a DBA
Dig Bick LLC