What should I call my Moby Dick themed bar? Nothing too easy like
>Abraham's
>Spouter inn
>Ishmaels
>the Pequad
>Queequeg's
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What should I call my Moby Dick themed bar? Nothing too easy like. >Abraham's. >Spouter inn. >Ishmaels
Moby wiener
Moby Richard to you sir
idk but have a guy with two hooks for legs
Harpoon in the poop deck
Ye Olde Whalepenis.
Dork's
>what should I call my theme bar
here today gone tomorrow.
Here to whale, gone tomorrow.
Starbuck's
I think Folgers would be better
Queerqueg’s Harpoon
Built for BBH
Dagoo Nuffin‘s
Sneed 😀
Spermy Hands
The try pots
Billy Butthole, a Melville deep cut
Just do
>Herman's
Or
>Melville's
Almost everything else will sound moronic
The mine shaft, formerly Sneed's
The Gay homosexual's Gay Bar for Gay homosexuals (not a gay bar)
Mobys dicks homosexuality is subtle though
It's not a gay bar, only philistines would focus on the name.
You're right, Moby Dick has me focusing on prose too much
Like when the savage embraced Ishmael as if he was his wife kek
Those not gay libtard
Moby's Dick
Starbucks
Stubb's is better low T anons
the white whale 🙂
Bouton-de-Rose
Choice your ship
>the Town-Ho
>the Albatross Honey
>Jeroboam
>Jungfrau "The Virgin"
>Rosebud
>Bachelor
>Rachel
>Delight and Samuel "The Sammy" Enderby
Starbuck's
What coffee need to do with fish?
How has no one said Ahab's
It's obviously Ahab's
The Call
Last call
Spermaceti's Lantern Saloon
Merman Helville
This movie any good?
No, it's awful. The book is good. The book is mostly a survival tale about drifting in the ocean, rationing food, and dying one by one. They're in a life boat for months. Hundreds of pages in the life boats.
The film completely skips all of that. It's like they're in the lifeboats for 10 minutes total. You can watch the film and probably completely miss the fact that they resorted to cannibalism to survive.
Yes, it is underrated.
I just wanna see the whale in good quality I guess
The Whale and have a fat waitress, who you will be chasing around with a harpoon
Whale of a time
Starbucks
Wtf I literally just watched this movie 30 mins ago
Would you recommend?
The Spermaceti
The Stove Boat
Your logo could be a tiny whaling boat with a hole in the middle spouting water
Chapter 7 Bankruptcy
The White Whale. It will give your male customers an idea of the type of chick they can expect to meet there.
Melville's Pub
Not tavern?
The Pequod is the only right answer. Free shot for any moron that i. gets the reference or ii. pronounces it correctly (assuming you are American)
>pronounces it correctly
Pee-kwad
If it's not CLAM OR COD then you are wrong
& there'll be dozens of nubbins for corncobs babies and blarney stone and tuna fish
spermaceti spaghetti
Thar He Blows
The Doubloon and make your logo the doubloon Ahab nailed into the mast
The Town-Hoe
The Boat and Whale
"Her" Dick Bar & Grill
>& Grill
>Spaghetti
Dealing with food is basically assuring your business won't be successful
'All About That Dick!'
I Swear It's Not A Gay Bar
Moby Richard.
Confuse the zoomers.
I don't get it
Starbucks?
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I wonder what type of demographic you would get.
HES NOT GAY
Did you not read the book?
did you mean Queerquegs's
hmm a sea kino I haven't seen ... but first I have to finish the book ...
try Jonah's
>Queerquegs's
Queequeg is already a gay icon with the hamfisted pun
No Whales Allowed
I need something to grab bros
>The Scrimshaw
Tiki-tangential naval theme drinks. Have rum tastings. Do limited run collectible mugs.
Fancy wienertails are printing money. I spent 140k on a liquor license here
Know a bar owner and they're definitely raking it in, even at 1 degree removed from outright dive. Roaring 20s all over again.
The Rusty Poon.
Little King-Post
The Sperm
Bulkington’s
(Whalecum to) Cum Town
The Jizz Place
Harpoon Polishers
Dick Suckers
Cabin Boys
Themed bar are cringe and gay.
Nobody would know anyway unless it was named Moby dicks
Belubbed Fellow Critters
Jared's Spermaceti
Lot's grandson
In the Heart of the Heart of the Sea