what the frick is there to write about nowadays? seriously.

About what you know, of course.

Drinking, war, and getting pussy. It’s worked for thousands of years, why stop now?

Write about driving down the street to the beat of a blowjob

microplastics, ipad kids, ADHD

/// Red, white and blue bunting hung in the city's renovated train station /// The 82-year-old songwriter mixes serious contemplation with mordant humor on his new album /// She threw him a look of haughty disdain /// This recognition frees logic from the epistemological discussion of secondary qualities /// Was there no postman or postmaster whom he could suborn to intercept them for him? /// As to syllogism specifically, Locke in a passage, 8 which has an obviously Cartesian ring, lays down four stages or degrees of reasoning, and points out that syllogism serves us in but one of these /// Littoral warfare includes amphibious landings /// He's a science-fiction maven who can talk for hours about fictional technology /// Bacterial sepsis continues to be the leading cause of death in intensive care units /// My husband is retreating into sullen withdrawal or making sharp passive-aggressive digs at me /// He turned away to wring out the wet shirt /// We are far too concerned to repeat the old shibboleths of the past without trying to face the vexing and intractable problems of the present /// No wonder the court feels little compunction about overturning statutes /// He is like an artist who is more anxious to produce a meretricious effect than he is to be true to himself or to nature /// The rules are set in stone, so we can't make any adjustments /// Stop being so unctuous and tell the truth /// The word limey originated from 18th and 19th century British sailors drinking lime juice to ward off scurvy /// Following a march by protesters, police tried to tear down some newly-erected tents at the encampment and scuffled with demonstrators /// The most dangerous creature of all is the nymphet, the femme fatale, the siren who will lead a good man to ruin, a common archetype threaded throughout art, music and literature /// Strategic recklessness aside, the chief problem with the plan was that it needed a weak, feckless opposition /// He attempted to tackle the nettlesome issue of police and community relations /// Some jurisdictions have recognized a spoliation tort action, which allows the victim of destruction of evidence to file a separate tort action against a "spoliator" /// This fetid odor is common to stinkhorn fungi, and attracts insects that help to disperse the spores /// Climate affects snow fluffiness /// He was peevish when he was interrupted, although most of us have to submit to interruption and try to do so without losing our equilibrium /// Amid all the razzle-dazzle of the party convention, it was easy to forget about the real political issues /// He stopped at the gas station to top off the car's tank /// Millions of dollars of election paraphernalia are destined for the bin /// Examples of status offenses include truancy, repeated running away from home, and repeated use of intoxicating beverages /// The exhaust system had only a single tailpipe, in contrast to the two tailpipes shown in the previous models ///

If you need to ask this question then you're obviously ngmi

write about an author who can’t finish a novel.

everything there always was, but no good story has the protagonist reading books. You must experience unscripted, unexpected life. Go out and make mistakes. Good ones.

youre a fricking Black person

a teen with a bright future spending all his time gooning to pixels and arguing to strangers decides to better himself after the 1000time but gets the rope at the end

We are literally living in the most fast-paced and most interesting times in all of human history. The problem is exactly the opposite: there is too much to write about.