What was apple thinking with this?

What was apple thinking with this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A compact version of the Spotify free tier for the Mp4 era.

    Looking back, it's kind of genius.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Let's make the greatest fricking gadget this world has ever seen."

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking about how cute it'll be for zoomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ipod Mini
      >Zoomers

      Go to sleep grandpa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you mean millennials

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a sort of gradiential generation between millennials and zoomers. I like to call them nineelevennials.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I like to call them nineelevennials.
          I call them little brothers, but ok.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers. those born after 1993 are zoomers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought colloquially the distinction is with people who didn't grow up without computers. I was born in 1992 and admittedly was perpetually online as a teen in the mid 2000s but before the age of 10 or so I actually went outside.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No. I was born in 1987 and I grew up with computers. Doesn’t make me a fricking zoomer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I could fit so many of those in my hair…

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was definitely an improvement over my first MP3 player.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cost cutting for what was already their most inexpensive product, it's not really a surprise to anyone that ipod shuffles were a gateway product into getting dumbasses hooked on iPhones and macs.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So these were HUGE in my highschool.

    At the time your only poorgay option was buying a discman. But they were big and very noticeable. If a teacher saw you with one out, even during a break, the policy was to collect it and not return it until the end of the school day.

    iPods were expensive as frick. You were not going to convince your parents to buy you one and even if you had a job that would mean saving up 60 hours of pay to buy one. Money that was much better spent on drugs.

    The shuffle was tiny, unnoticeable by school staff. and let you store like 10 CDs on it. Cost about $70 which was expensive but no where near the cos of a full iPod.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >At the time your only poorgay option was buying a discman.
      op's pic is a shuffle 3g, which is from 2009, cheap flash/sdcard mp3 players were common and cheap by this point
      i was a poorgay and i had one of those common-as-dirt "S1" mp3 players for years by that point, got it from my local supermarket for like $30, it cost little more than it cost to get a similar-sized usb flash drive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ps. i did have a cd discman prior as well, but they were well out of fashion by the mid 00's, once flash-based players became affordable at useful sizes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      ipod shuffle with the usb stick bottom fit discreetly anywhere, i could hit the buttons through my pocket and ran earbuds up my shirt and sleeves so i could listen to music while taking tests and shit. was awesome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So these were HUGE in my highschool.

      what? in 2009/10? Last time I saw one of these was like 2003

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If a teacher saw you with one out, even during a break, the policy was to collect it and not return it until the end of the school day.
      This was the dumbest shit. I could understand phones but fricking CD players? My school was initially pretty chill with everything, yugioh cards, gabe noys, whatever, but one day some homosexual parent that weaseled their way onto the school board complained and they went full moron, couldn't have anything anymore. From then on it was running an earbud up your sleeve so you could discreetly listen by holding your hand up to your ear and looking bored (not hard at school).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god damn I remember a fricking JANITOR taking my game boy advance once and I had to pick it up at the front office. it was scratched to shit too

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Experimentation and market research. The iPod Shuffle and Nano both saw radical changes through their product lifetimes. And being the cheapest models, ensured tons of people would buy them across many demographics. This gives Apple lots of feedback on its features which could then be applied to more expensive products that change at a glacial pace.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What was apple thinking with this?
    Why do we need two sets of buttons? The only person who'd care is some autistic SOB on "IQfy" in 13 years.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make it smaller by moving the controls to a more convenient spot? The only reason people didn't like it was because back then you had to use Apple's crap headphones because no-one else had an inline remote back then. If they released it maybe 2 or 3 years later it would have been fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no-one else had an inline remote
      Every phone had an inline remote, they just weren't compatible and every phone manufacturer used their own proprietary headphone connectors.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I meant earbud manufacturers, they didn't bother until the modern standard was adopted with smartphones. The most in line control you'd get before that was an analog volume knob

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i loved this little guy
      used it exclusively to listen to podcasts and audiobooks

      they made a dongle for it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to see an Apple Bluetooth DAC like this.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jogging was popular back then

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What was apple thinking
    Same thing Apple always thinks:
    How can we sell more cheaply made Chinese junk at inflated prices to maximize profit?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >find my old iPod Shuffle from ages ago
    >plug it into my PC
    >all of my songs are gone
    Can they be recovered?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What was apple thinking with this?
    They were thinking that people like to take their music places like the gym and the beach and whatnot where their expensive scratch-prone, shatter-prone iPod fatty with a mechanical hard drive shouldn't go. So they made a cheap hold-over product until technology caught up. It's ironic that the "improved" iPhone is worse in a lot of ways than the original iPod and doing music.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have one of these, its brilliant, also if you do sports quite convenient (not to mention there is no ads or tracking or abusing you)

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cheaper
    >smaller
    >great for running
    >can still skip songs with earbuds

    >being this mad decades later that apple literally changed the industry

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about making an mp3 player probably.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cheap low risk ploy to lock poorgay high schoolers into iTunes and by extension the apple ecosystem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These actually worked with winamp, wmp, etc. believe it or not. iPhones broke that.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jesus whats the transfer speeds on these? was it a proprietary 3.5mm jack?

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