What was it like to grow up in a world where you weren't exposed to hardcore porn at 9 years old?
35yo+ people, what was it like to grow up in a world before universal internet hardcore porn?
What was it like to grow up in a world where you weren't exposed to hardcore porn at 9 years old?
i don't know
finding hardcore porn at 12 years old was pretty cool though
Probably around the same. Dad brought a works laptop home that required getting internet. 56k and free AOL cds.
in the 90s I was exposed to hardcore porn when I was 13 because my parents left a porno tape they borrowed from a friend in the VCR
> so developed an early crush on a pornstar named Teri Weigel, fake breasts but somehow deliciously pointy and a VERY LOOSE pussy I still want to stab with my wiener
You just used your imagination more and were sometimes wrong about how it worked.
I can still jack off without porn. I just imagine something or remember past sex. I also find I can entertain myself and don’t need to watch tv or a movie. Losing imagination must suck, it’s like the first thing we learn as kids. Now they won’t believe anything unless they are told it by a teacher via a screen or if they see it on a screen at home. This is probably by design.
I still remember when I was 15 at a friend's house and his sister who was 14 sliding her pants zipper up and down and posing up against me when my friend was busy doing some shit on his windows 98 PC lmao. Still makes me cum buckets to this day.
my friends sister was experimenting on me lol. Like she was was deliberately bend over and look over her shoulder on my reaction (I was 9).
You had to spend all your time looking for it.
>You had to spend all your time looking for it.
This. While searching for it found many other things along the way.
flipping back and fourth from channel 56 to 57 to possibly get a brief glimpse of a titty haha
Same. My TV had like 0.1 seconds of clarity before the scrambling totally kicked in. I would just spam the back button and go back and forth betweem cinimax and playboy. Sometimes both would have breasts at the same time so I was bouncing back and forth between glimpses of 2 shitty softcore porn scenes.
The first few generations used a physical key. We cracked every one of them with magnets or paper clips.
Are you talking about the 50s?
Because that definitely doesn't apply to the 80s or 90s.
>Because that definitely doesn't apply to the 80s or 90s.
i miss the good old days of scaning all the satelites and watching hardcore movies
Kek
Did tocco Black folk just got the internet?
That's your parents fault
Honestly what the frick are you going on about?
Satellites were awesome due to the random and "off air" feeds that you could pick up. Like a news show just prepping and setting up. Or some channel that had no syndication early on etc.
I miss being bored and running across the random shit, like some news anchor in front of the camera randomly streaming live on air a bunch of weird stuff preparing for a 30 second segment. I would catch all kinds of dumb stuff- picking their nose, or cursing, or listening to them talk about their days to their buddies.
Checked and kek'd, very true amigo, good memories of the old mega satellite dishes. I remember there was a package my parents had that included the playboy channel (whether they knew it or not, I never found out lol), but we only had the one satellite receiver on the main tv downstairs, so I had to sneak around to set the VCR to tape it for me while everyone was either asleep or at work and school. Six hours of crudely edited softcore porn goes a long way before it gets old when you're ~11 or so
i didnt see any hardcore porn in the 80s or 90s. it wasnt until the internet became commonplace i saw anything like that. even the porno mags didnt have anything hardcore
>austrialia
well there's your problem. you were shut off from the rest of the western world. you basically live in asia, mate.
suze randall's lez shoot in penthouse were extremely hardcore, plus illuminati themese
Lots of whacking off to the bra section in the Macy’s catalog
As a young homosexual, I'd spend an awful lot of time in the men's underwear section. My mom would have to drag me away.
>Those bulges
well I can guarantee you this kid was loading up porn pics via dial up.
t. that's me in the photo.
>that pic
SOUL
I thought women had dicks until I was 15.
>I thought women had dicks until I was 15
Wait what?
and they do now
Is this the origin of futa enjoyers?
Wow. Someone was sheltered
Based
The first time I ever even heard of porn was when I was 14. Same age I found out you have to but inside a p99sy for babby
We were watching this TV series called "Baywatch".
(i'm serious, real boomer here)
So, did they show "Baywatch" already in Communist TV like in '80s China or only after Poland became a US puppet?
after we were freed from Communism, in late in late 90's like 1999
Natalie Imbruglia Torn music video...it was like Viagra.
Victoria Secret catalogs.
We also had a hairy 70s porno mag in the woods.
>Baywatch
and what about this?
yea
That chick was too masculine for me. She got raped in real life by a pack of Black folk. She became lesbian and then was attacked by a female stalker. She has a CCW because of that. I thought she looked a lot more attractive as amish chick in Witness.
well i didnt knew all this. All i knew is that we had cable in our flat and this show ON A COLOUR TV!! LETS FRICKING GOOO!
Yeah it was a good movie. Almost all movies back then were pro-western. Things have really changed.
things changed in the wrong way friend. We are heading down of the hill and it seems no brakes that could stop us from absolute degeneracy and collapse.
You are right my fren. We must rebuild society in the right way.
What makes you say that?
The thing is that my dear americans that we are exactly intelligent enough to realise the rotting of our world but we are not as smart and not as spineless to become politicians who could do something about it. I did all i can with serving my country and having a hungarian wife. I also vote every election for right parties and im a respectable resident.
I havent changed society in a good way, i just didnt make it worse though the course of my life.
What about you?
Like you I've done what I can with the resources I have. No wife unfortunately. And now I am older so that's unlikely to ever happen. Spreading the gospel of Jesus is best I can do. Not enough money or health to do much else.
>Spreading the gospel of Jesus is best I can do
god bless you and good luck with life!
You too fren. 🙂
>I also vote every election for right parties
USA House of Representatives just had a vote the other day to fund Israel's Iron Dome. Only a single Republican voted no and he is being blasted as an anti-semite now. Our political system is beyond repair. We are days away from government shutdown due to lack of funding and funding Israel still gets almost unanimous yes vote from both parties. The vote was 420 yes to 9 no.
There is no issue our politicians can agree on more than giving our money to israelites as we drown in debt to israelites.
I never understood why you don't fix your problems at home THEN start spending on other nations. Maybe im dumb but this doesnt add up for me.
For me it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer (she frequently wore tight leather trousers) and that Tatu music video where they lez off.
'Lezzing out' I haven't heard that since year two holy shit.
I remember we still had porn but you had to work for it. It was on VHS or magazines or if you actually had a 5,000$ computer it took 2 hours to load a 500x500 jpeg.
Respect to the 5600k dial up porn hustlers.
And I couldn't even save the shit because we only had a 56mb hard drive.
Floppy disks, tape drives, and iomega zip drives. Plus... dot matrix printer.
I eventually did get a zip drive and it was used for mp3s and porn lol
As we said MP3 is not a crime. Our generation fought for that. Zoomers fight for nothing. They give in to everything.
>dot matrix printer
One time I was printing porn on the family PC inkjet printer
>runs out of paper
>fail to cancel pending print jobs
>mom loads printer with paper days later
>prints out like 20 hardcore porn .jpgs
Lol, i was in so much trouble but hilarious to look back on.
That fricking buffer. It's fricked a many young lad.
That's sad. Should have been laser. Higher resolution.
many such cases
DIdn't know IE had multiple cache folders or something. Thought I covered my tracks, but dad somehow found the pics I'd been viewing i newsgroups. Parents _very_ religious, got in biiiig trouble, they changed the password to restrict my access. That helped me learn about keyloggers and the free isp's they had - netzero anyone?
>PC Load Letter?
>What the frick does that mean?
A mistake that only has to be made once
Floppy drives a:/
I still have a collection of like 20 disks.
I still have 3.5s and an unopened pack of 5 and a quarter. I learned on 8 inchers. We learned everything we could. Computers were going to be the future. Then the Indians took our jobs.
Until magnet.
You wouldn't dare do that to my stash of 1988 a:/ drive floppies would you?
I might. But like Roger Rabbit said I can only do it when it's funny.
Destruction of first fap material is never funny. I still have a deck of nude playing cards I found in my parents bookcase. I was 7. Them 1960s breasts were a wonderland.
When Oppenheimer discovered refrigerator magnets he declared I am become death. The destroyer of floppy disks.
kek, I used to print hentai pics, put them in a folder, and fap.
I was 20.
I tried to print Yuffie hentai pic (girl from Final Fantasy game) in color and the damn printer stopped working after I pressed print. I was so scared that this motherfricker would unfrick itself and print when my mom were using the computer that I learned to reinstall pirated windows98 that night.
Yes. We all learned to fix computers by breaking them and hoping our parents wouldn't find out. I did it many times. Lots of sleepless nights.
I still can't jerk to cartoons no matter the titty perfection.
ditto
it wasnt that bad on the computer side, but the resolution aye it was like 640x480 max just because that was the best scanners or digital could do, or it was a vidcap and the vids were all 640x480 due to analog.
> 56K
listen that's 4kb per second and you could get pictures in 1 minute... which wasnt long to wait if you couldn't get it any other way
the real problem was storage, the smallest 64mb USB sticks didnt come out until like 2001.
inb4 a 1.4mb floppy would only hold like 15 pictures
we used sears catalogues and porno mags stolen from older siblings
I once beat muh meat to a breast cancer exam vhs. Lady was like 50+ but her breasts were soo perky!
Magical.
you looked at the Macy's underwear section and the victoria's secret catalog in hopes of seeing what looked like a nipple.
alot more adolescent pregnancies but alot less freaks with hyper specific fetishes they wouldn't have if they didn't read about them in the first place
oh but there would still be just as much beating off though
breasts were magical even though girls were stupid and gross. But you always thought people should get married to have sex. You were really shocked to hear people lived together before marriage. All our parents were married. I'm shocked 15 year olds can even get it up without BDSM and or BEAST porn at this point. White girls are Black personed out trash. Would never marry let alone have children with them.
You were exposed to softcore on late night HBO and Cinemax instead, it was a much simpler time.
Through a blurred snowy screen. I literally recorded it one night and rewatched it because i think i saw a nip. What a brilliant time where you could use that sexual urgency and go cold approach women. And those women likewise didn't have social media outlet for attention, and gobbled your's up!
no one cares, have a nice day israelite.
no one is ever going to marry your worthless roasty career women prostitutes
Most kids in the mid 90s would've struggled to find hardcore porn on VHS unless their older brothers had a secret stash to raid. In the UK you were introduced to grot through the magic of bush porn. Porn faeries would distribute magazines in roadside hedges to ease children into the world of degeneracy.
>Porn faeries would distribute magazines in roadside hedges to ease children into the world of degeneracy.
Can confirm: Stash of playboys inna woods found. Hardcore off brand born dumped in a box in the middle of the street as I zoomed by in my go-cart. It was a little weathered but I fapped and fapped. Find porn was like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. You heard stories. You never thought you'd be that guy and then poof, the porn fairies smile upon you. By the time you were 15 one of your mates found a hardcore porn tape and made copies for the bros. Then the gave got elevated to trying to unscramble cable to attempting to steal the neighbors cable by splicing in and buying playboy with your own box, not realizing the charges was to the box not the line. Ohhh boy, did my friend get busted for the shit. Good times bros....good times. I feel sorry for the kids today. The magic is lost.
Me and other boys were finding playboys hidden on cemeteries and abandoned construction sites.
Crazy times.
We were finding hardcore magazines under a fricking bridge. But they were too hardcore with literal pissing on the face, choking etc...
Why the frick does this occur everywhere in the world? The israelites must be behind this.
Actually a lot of people have theorized that's exactly what was going on and a lot probably was. But a lot of the time it was just guys dumping their whole stash. A lot of people dumped trash whole couches, broken TVs, refrigerators, etc. They really couldn't throw a box of mags out or neighbors and trash men might think they were weird or wife might catch them if they didn't know. Individual magazines were a lot of the time kids that stole them from store or parents or bought them from store for a quick wank and tossed them when they were done so nobody would know. But yeah I do think a lot of israelites were behind it. I'm not even joking. It was way too common to not be intentional.
>Why the frick does this occur everywhere in the world?
Here is an even bigger question.
Why does every child know dirty jokes, especially about genitalia? Nobody knows where the jokes start and all kids know the same jokes. Or other bizarre sexual references. I remember telling a dirty joke about carrying testicles in a wheel barrel. Who told me that joke? Why did I want to tell my older sister's friend? Try it. Ask any kid to tell you a dirty joke. They have one. There is a whole ether of slang words too.
Our sin nature I guess. We naturally corrupt things including ourselves and our relationships. Good thing God has power to make things clean again because we defile everything we touch.
German bro, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you Black folk have always had the weird porno shit going on.
There were abandoned tree houses in the woods with porn mags in them when I was growing up. Easy stuff to find, really
Carolina here +1
My friends and I had a trick where we entered the gas station about 1 minute apart. One of us bought some candy with pocket change and while the clerk was busy counting the coins the other stashed a Penthouse or Hustler magazine in their pants. We would alternate who got to keep the loot from that day and who had to be the distraction and buy the candy.
I still know where there's a stash of 90's porno mags. It's under a disused bridge so doesn't ever get rain or snow. Like a smut time capsule.
Could be worth a lot to the right collector. Remember the guy that sued his parents for throwing out his stash? Maybe you have some of them he lost and he'll pay you handsomely. He won his suit.
>Like a smut time capsule.
Pure Americana
Bush porn was real, back when I was about 10 in the 90s, there was an old horse stable that hadn't been occupied in years, we went in there to hide from the rain and there was no less than 20 porn mags stacked about half a meter high.
Weird thought that youths would stash it there and share it.
Yea but you didn’t wank until you got home. You just remembered what you saw or very occasionally passed round a soft core vhs and take it in turns in the bathroom Kek.
In the teen years some guy invited others in his house because his mam was out, they say on different sides of the furniture so that they couldn't see eachother while he pulled out the VHS.
Remember everyone calling them batty boys after that lol.
yes in canada too, there would be some huge pieces of plywood in the woods and under them would be dozens of nude magazines, perfectly dry and they'd stay there for years, secret and passed like a treasure to trusted friends.
True found my first porno in the woods on the way to school
Jenny McCarthy. She's antivax and so was Jim Carey when he was dating her. He's a piece of shit. Ironically a worse prostitute than she is because he prostitutes for the vax companies and the hard left now. She's got more integrity than he does and she was worried she got AIDS from Charlie Sheen the guy who raped Corey Haim.
Didn't Jim Carey murder an ex girlfriend with bad drugs and also gave her a bunch of STD's? It fricked his brain up, and there for a few years he became really dark, and did a bunch of edgy art.... I think i am remembering that correctly... Jim Carey is a piece of shit.
Yeah that's what I heard. It was shocking to hear about. His art was pretty bad at first. Now it just sucks. I was also surprised to hear that Ashton Kutcher's old gf was murdered. He testified in the case. Johnny Depp probably killed his business partner or his other partner did. But Natalie Wood... that one has never been solved. Christopher Walken knows everything though.
Porn was VERY accessible, just less so. They used to have playboy magazines and Penthouse on the 7/11 rack unwrapped and usually covers uncensored. Eventually they moved them or wrapped them and then got rid of them completely. Most men had pinups in their work spaces so younger people saw that stuff and learned to ignore it. Playmates signed autographs at car and gun shows so again it was something younger people just ignored. Most vhs tape rental places had hardcore pornography behind a curtain but occasionally the tapes would make their way to the front shelves or to the return basket. There was Cinemax and HBO and R-rated movies too. Most guys had a collection of magazines. We just didn't have 24/7 streaming video like now. But sex existed then too. But we had lives outside of sex also. Real lives. Talking to actual people. With no masks on. Nothing faked. No pretense.
I beat my meat to fantasies of my hot young 20yo teachers instead
Found stash of Penthouse. It was like traveling to another dimension on a heroes journey. Who were these people talking about some whiskey drinking, low light, hi-fi turntable sexy world?
You had to learn how to fap to this. Also download porn at 28kbps. A single .jpg took like 5 minutes to load and it was like 400x200 resolution. I remember thinking I had a "stash" of porn on my single 1.3MB floppy disc I kept hidden.
Ah yes, I'd flip to channel 99 at night and turn the volume down real low and fap to the shitty jazz music interspersed with moans...
I had 2 pictures on a hard disk. I think it was softcore lesbians kissing in bikinis.
ayyy lmao those memories
women were still as whorish as they could get away with, but they had to be waaay more careful about it.
You watched scrambled Playboy channel in the 5 minutes no one was around going to make out a boob. Victoria Secret fashion shows recorded on VHS were also fun.
Other than that, it was boring, but more peaceful.
It was shocking that Ellen DeGeneres was openly gay on TV.
I miss those times. It wasn't the Hellhole we're in now, but it paved the way.
I remember getting my first Commodore 64, it was the first computer I didn't have to solder together. It was amazing. The first Nintendo Entertainment System was astounding too. I took the day off school to play Mario Bros. with my mother all day and my father all night when he got home from work.
Technology has since become such a contagion it has destroyed us.
Never owned a Commodore 64, but my cousin did. I started on a 286, then 3, then 4. Battlechess and Wolfenstein, message boards and IRC, crackers and dialers. Those were the days.
i did not cum nearly as often because its more inconvenient to coom to imagination but i had some fantasies that immediately did it for me
I'm 36 and grew up on 56k dialup and I still found hardcore porn at-- okay, maybe not 9, but 10 for sure. Discovered furry porn at 14, which greatly appealed to me having grown up on nothing but Nickelodeon and Disney, and it was all downhill from there...
All Yiffers get the rope.
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
But you can end it.
THAT WOULD SADDEN MY LORD AND SAVIOR TO WHOM I HAVE REPENTED FOR MY SINS, I SHALL NOT TOSS HIS GIFT ASIDE!
That's right. God makes all things new.
All those who do not conform to the Emperor's mandate of exclusive HMOFA will reap the heretical whirlwind.
Why do litterly all furries think Disney movies have anything to do with you wanting to have sex with animals. It's like a pedophile saying they wanted to rape kids because they watched rug rats as a kid. Your brain is just broken litterly everyone watched Disney movies.
found my friends dad's porno mags when i was in 1st or 2nd grade, a friend of mine's parents had a large projection tv, and HBO and other channels that would show essentially softcore porn
>t. 38 y/o boomer
My mother died when I was only a few months old and my dad become a huge coomer. I found his porn stash when I was about 5 or so and got hooked at looking at them. He still doesn't know. I didn't go for a wank till I was around 10 tho. Still remember that first wank. Took ages and hurt and their was no milk at the end
Sorry about your mom. That's rough.
Cheers bro, it's shit but it is the way it is I guess
bad karma to be born into a situation like that. you have to suffer through your bad karma and perform good deeds or your situation will not improve in future lives
Simple: I drew my own sex scenes (it was rather cartoony/anime-escque instead of hyperrealistic).
Best faps I ever had.
Me too. Asked parents for a "how to draw anime" book for my birthday. Real intention was to be able to draw hentai all along.
He's literally surrounded by softcore porn wtf
Hey Buffy isn't porn. It's art. And SMG is a real piece of it.
I got mouth-raped when I was 5, and then introduced to the most vile porn around when I was 7, and taught to jerk off at 8 and it ruined my whole life
Sorry man. Was the criminal was prosecuted?
No.
It was family and I don't talk to them.
Jail for them would solve nothing and embarrass me.
I only ever mention it occasionally on LULZ because threads about porn make me sick
Well if you ever want to prosecute or sue the bastards if the statute of limitations won't allow prosecution you know we'll back you up. You are a victim. They are villains. Remember you aren't the past. You are a present.
Thanks anon.
My wife is aware, having shared it with her a couple times over our 8 years together, and that's given me more peace than I've known
Thanks again for kind words
Hope this thread didn't trigger you, as homosexualy as that sounds I mean it.
this post useless without pics of mouth...
My grandma used to finger my ass whenever I visited. She would often watch me for the weekend as my parents took vacations etc. She would insist to watch while I took a bath even when I was like 8 years old. Then put lotion on my whole body when finished and insist my ass get lotion to keep me from "itching".
It was never sexual. I didn't even understand I had been abused until I was like 18 years old. I brought it up with my parents but since it was like a decade in the past at that point they didn't want to do anything about it. She is the only grand parent that is still alive. Almost 100 now and so senile she can't even hold a conversation.
Yeah a lot of people don't believe or want to do anything when a woman is involved. Sexual abuse of boys by women is regularly ignored. If you want to do something about it we'll back you up. Your parents are not protecting you like they should. A counselor might help too. But we're here for you. Obviously God punished her for what she did, but there's a good chance she abused her own kids the same way. Remember abuse goes from one generation to the next if somebody doesn't take a stand and make a decision to be a better person. That's you. You have the victory now.
She is so old she can't even be punished at this point. She is a drooling diaper wearing vegetable thar doesn't know what day it is ir what city she is in. It is almost impossible to talk with her because she changes topics mid sentence and doesn't even make sense.
God took her mind. It's a good punishment I think. Better than what we could do really.
based
>Almost 100 years old
Not really punishment at that point
This is the funniest rape story I've ever heard
At least I was never traumatized by it at the time. It was just the weird awkward thing grandma did and I was glad when it was over. She did it to my older brother too that is how I even realized I had been abused.
One day my older bro was like.
>did grandma insist on watching you take a bath?
Yeah
>did she also finger your ass with lotion when finished?
HOLY FRICK, memories come flooding back...
Digits confirm
0 is the rape finger
I’m so sorry you had to experience this
If you need someone to talk to I’m always here <3
>I’m always here
I hope not
Holy frick that Ridder is good mate.
A Karen!
Black person, get off that granny porn would you? LMAO
Did she rub your prostate and explain this is where the magic milk comes from?
Nope. Was totally boring and clinical. So dry it might even be that she was just crazy and not even trying to abuse me. But I tell myself it is why I had a thing with FemDom porn before I realized I had a porn problem.
if it "wasn't sexual", how was it abuse
Because I was bare assed naked getting my ass fingered knuckle deep for a couple minutes. After grandma had just stared at me naked taking a bath for the past 30 minutes and then massaged lotion into my entire body including benis.
so the frick what? you said it wasnt sexual
Your mother sounds hot. Can I get her digits? I can role play with her. I'll be you.
Sorry to hear that. My aunt used to make me watch her pee when I was 6. Still not sure if it was for lewd reasons or because she has a screw loose. Anyway I got back at her around 4 years ago when I put a snake in her bed
>Anyway I got back at her around 4 years ago when I put a snake in her bed
most indian thing i've ever heard kek
Snake not a bad idea. Sorry it happened though. We're here for you.
based
You should have shit in her bed.
Ok, Sean Waltman
I’m so sorry this happened to you
If you need someone to talk to I’m here <3
Post Khazarian Army breasts or GTFO
Men aren't placated into obedience for one. You dont develop degenerate fetishes, you dont give yourself ed from fapping 6 times a day. You are more level headed and less prone to emotional outbursts. Your testosterone isn't struggling to maintain normal levels all the time.
Porn is a Frankfurt School Critical Theory deconstruction tactic. Porn essentially demoralizes a proud religious upright people by preying on their sex drive which acts like a psychic wedge between cultural social capital and narcissistic obsession. Rats given cocaine in a water drip will hit the juice so much as to even give up food and starve to death. israelites know how to subvert people. They do it in as many ways as possible. israelites have zero empathy for anyone who is not israeli. So they sell liquor to Indians to get furs to trade for slaves in Africa. Etc. israelites thrive on selling human misery. They are satanic debt merchants. To fight the israelite is simple enough. Just put a bullet in them. But to scrape out the effect the israelite has on the simple mind of your average goyim is near impossible and to even attempt at extracting the israeli psyopsic damage out of a normie goyim by showing them their abuser (the israelite) they won't believe you and continue to think the barrage of degeneracy is somehow a natural product of the system. And if you even let one israelite live they will be able to reclaim control over the narrative and frame themselves as innocent doves under false persecution when the truth is, they a demonic hell hounds with their teeth sunk in deep into the minds of the goyim cattle. In a way it sort of proves that most people deserve to go to hell because they refuse to see the israelite inside themselves. You can't kill the israelite until you kill the israelite inside you. Thus, healing the world from the depraved mind of the israelite.....is an inside job.
I should also add that what I have written is why the israelite both hates and fears No Fap November. Or Jordan Peterson who tells you to clean your room. israelites label self-purfication as white supremacy. They want you demoralized. They want you depressed. They want you nihilistic. They want you to always feel beaten. They hate valor. They hate heroes. They hate beauty in art and in women. They want them shit on. They want them defiled. israelites promote meaninglessness in all its forms as a non-stop pressure attack on our GREATNESS and GLORY. Critical Race Theory is just another stepping stone for the israelites in their attack on our identity. Next is Christianity. They want us completely deconstructed and smashed into dust because a people without identity can be made into SLAVES. israelites are SLAVERS that aspire to be the MASTER RACE of the entire world. That is who they really and truly are. They were a mask of meekness and piety and vow to uphold social justice...but it all really is just cover for the real plan of JUST US. Never take your eye off the israelite.
Poster speaks truth.
Quality post
>tfw we all saw a close up view of a gaping vegana as soon as we were born
Nine? Wow. That's pretty funny. I honestly had worse than that.
TV ruined my childhood, I found porn around 10 in my friend's house, I liked the naked women but didn't know what to do with that, just watched doing nothing.
my parents had a cheater box, I was watching the Spice channel when I was 9. if I had the internet when I was a kid I cant even imagine
You had to jerk it to this
Digits confirm.
look at that nip
god thats fricking hot
>t. boomer
i saw porn in the 90s, playboy channel an internet m8
I jerked off to the sears catelog and eatons catelogue.
This
Yea, underwear and swimsuit sections.
>I jerked off to the sears catelog and eatons catelogue.
i jerked off to the french equivalent (la redoute)
Remember thinking girls peed out their bums?
Nope
>Hillary Wang
I can't fricking breath. Holy kek
So NSA has our dicks? I want mine back. They didn't subscribe to my only fans.
LIARS! My dick pics are my property not government property. They even have a watermark. 🙁
Imagine how many pictures of naked children and jerking off teenagers the NSA has. The NSA is likely the largest purveyor of child pornography in the world. Funny how Congress has never even bothered to write a law about this. Might get in the way of all the israeli spying on their goyim cattle.
They keep a database of it all so that they can create a "hash" for each file. That way they don't need to download your entire drive to scan it remotely. They just have your device report the hash for all the files it has and then cross reference with their contraband list. They can essentially remotely scan your entire device and your device only sends like 1MB of info to them.
I don't see what the big deal is. She's just doing her own version of data collection. Apple does this with kiddie porn so why shouldn't she be allowed to do it with dick pics?
When I was 9 I found a box of porn mags in the forest. Otherwise it was wholesome growing up as a kid without internet
Nobody ever really throws away porn do they?
dunno but they weirdly turned up in woods, forests and bushes a lot iirc
That must be what the porn mag industry used to do with all their unsold stock.
Scatter it throughout the woods in suburban areas.
it was good
sovl
music had some soul back then. now it seems something has ended in the 2000s
You just reminded me of Silvia Saint.
Thanks OP.
i'm from then and I found porn when i looked for naked tomb raider in 96
Those pixels were hot ngl
Nuderaider.com
well, cumming is easier
We were looking at playboy at 10. Fairly wholesome by today's standards.
wouldnt know, thx
Pasta slide thread. Frick you dumb Black folk.
All true, but we reclaim the slide for our own purposes. Direct it against the porn israelite and abuser. Then slide thread becomes therapy thread and empowers the pol user.
Not a slide thread, I'm the same OP from months ago.
There is no such thing as a slide thread on /misc/. Every post is a chance for us to refresh our memes and stoke the flames of the counter-revolution against Degenerate Zionism. So frick you israelites, you can't deconstruct /misc/. We are LEGION.
they don't know!
Lol everyone born after the 70s saw hardcore porn at that age. Before internet kids would pass around hustlers they found or their creepy uncle gave them.
>a world where you weren't exposed to hardcore porn at 9 years old?
Even though there wasn't internet yet, our irresponsible, incompetent, moronic shitbag fathers left their porn magazines and videos out, sometimes even leaving the videos PLAYING.
My friends, my cousins, and I were all exposed to that shit in the 80s and regularly talking about it to each other in fricking elementary school.
I also knew a girl who had the boomers in charge of raising her encourage her to date and spend time alone with older adult men back when she was in junior high and high school, not yet ready for all the sex she found herself having.
People have been pieces of shit for a while now; the internet just makes it easier for them.
out of every single thing wrong with this world and how far they've subjected our humanity, You losers really think just another form of dopamine hits is the downfall of our species.
its really weird, and possible that you were just born a sexual deviant, a slave to your coom brain.
Death by 1000 cuts. That is how they get away with subverting western civilization so easily. Each act is just another minor blow. But cumulatively they are massively damaging the fabric of society.
>drugs
>porn
>social media
>homosexualry
>feminism
>blm
>commie/socialist propaganda
>open borders
>glorify Black person culture
>subvert and poz the sciences and academia
Etc. Etc.
We are all slaves to the Coombrain you dipshit. This is why the porn israelite preys on our weakness. It is all part of tearing us down. I guess they figure they can weather the storm of an entirely collapsing white Christian empire through reliance on their Orthodox sects. But I doubt it. Israel is both the gay capital and sex trafficking capital of the world. Without the goyim to prey on, israelites will eventually eat their own.
look at all that primo merchandise
It was pretty cool
Had to wait till 14 and watch it scrambled on cable at grandmas house
First porn i ever saw was sonic porn when i was about 10. And to this day nothing gets me off like it.
Internet was a mistake.
>What was it like to grow up in a world where you weren't exposed to hardcore porn at 9 years old?
Idk what the early 60s were like
Your picrelated I grew up in and I was definitely exposed to porn at a young age
Even in the 70s late boomers/xers all have stories about porno magazines in the woods and whatnot
I will admit still images in a hustler aren't as damaging as what a search engine can do
I’m 30 and I was “exposed” at 11, and before that I was googling “hot anime babe pics”
Not bad, I didn't jerk it till I was like 12 or 13 and even that was to like some dumb ass leisure suit larry pics on google image lol
At least leisure suit larry had game.
Based 8-bit coomer
I was exposed to hardcore troony porn when I was in elementary school in the 90s. They had spank mag newspapers and prostitute ad machines on the sidewalk outside the liquor store on my way to class.
It was fun. So much more fun and mysterious.
>rich bastards with their computers
I was so poor all I had was a ceiling titty
kek
Porn was already common in the late 90's, this was a time everyone in the western world had dial-up and search engines had no filters
It was alright. It's not like you could just fire up pornhub: you had to seek the shit out.
Luckily, the local magazine/book store was not too particular about who they sold to.
>be scrawny short 15 year old
>"are you 18?"
>"yes, ma'am"
>"OK, Five bucks"
One time I tried to hide a Hustler inside a larger Rolling Stone magazine. Rolling Stone magazines are bigger in all dimensions. Was obvious but I was a dumb kid. Guy at the register saw it, winked at me, and sold me the Rolling Stone. What a legend.
and now yr a basement dwelling coomer, congrats
Nope. But I was 15 years ago. Now I am married with kids and I am addicted to /misc/ rage porn instead of sexual porn.
Fine except if you'd find the stash of porn VHS your father recorded on cable tv...
>be me
>get iPod at age 8
>fast forward a few months - age 9
>friend in grade 4 knows about porn
>tells me about it on the bus
>go home
>google search: porn
>find xxx porn
>click
>9 years later
>crippling pmo addiction
>tfw
I remember typing "sex" into yahoo
Real OG used altavista
Or lycos
Lol i searched google images for "big boobs".
Is this a good time for a bluechew ad?
No one needs to see Archie Andrews jerking it.
No, I'm trying to shill chewable dick pills.
Download the app I am sober
And read this book
https://easypeasymethod.org/
Thanks juden fren. I'm actually trying to read the book for the second time now, first time I failed a few days after reading. Haven't used that app before but hopefully it helps.
bamp
I think it was a girl one year younger living in apartment next to mine showing me porn when I was around 8.
I think she wanted to have sex. I could greentext what happened, if someone wants.
please do,good greentext is a rare thing now on LULZ, even /b dont have any nowadays
>I could greentext what happened, if someone wants.
Tell us a story, anon...
what i saw my brother's playboy when i was in preschool. there always was porn my zoomer moron
>You know you're a Boomer if:
You've coomed to "Little Annie Fanny" comic
he had the internet and access to hard core porn. I took half an hour to download a 30 sec clip but that clip was definitely hardcore.
i remember finding a hardcore mag in a bush at that age. not a top shelf in the newsagent porn mag, but obviously an under the counter hardcore porn mag. it only had one couple in it, hisclothes were awful, and she had a really bushy fanny, and it actually made me scared of veganas for a few years, it looked grim. but i think finding my nan stood up in the bath at the same age with her really ginger fanny scared me more.
so in answer anon, yes it was a healthier age where only most, if not all of the boys i knew who played football, did boxing, scouts etc etc were being bummed horribly by older predatory pedo homosexuals who had a free reign of terror because children were forbidden to know about anything sexual experiences and everyone was too scared to point fingers and out right refused to believe their own children...
yep. child predators back then were unstoppable. Poor scout/sport boys
That's a good video. They should still warn kids about sodomites.
Different. Women had far more power. I feel that over the years their power has declined, a lot, and i think porn was the main driving factor.
Chris Chan sure has changed over the years. kek
Youd get lucky and find porn and cherish it for a year.
Once in a while I'd find a Penthouse in the woods behind my house and go out and visit every once in a while until it rained and it got waterlogged. The first porn I saw was one my dad had hidden and think I didn't know about. I knew about women and pussies and I knew about sex but I had no idea about porn. It was a Ron Jeremy movie too so that double fricked me up.
Ron Jeremy? You poor bastard!
Looking for porn via Kazaa was a completely different ball game
There was extreme shit on the first filesharing services. Saw some very crazy shit on kazaa, limewire etc. Internet wild west days.
They shouldn't have fricked with Napster. Kazaa and Limewire had much worse stuff on it.
Kazaa/morpheus gave the term "pizza delivery" a whole new meaning!
>be kiddo
>download kazaa and half of a gig of viruses
>somehow purge the installer for kazaa
>install kazaa and somehow get three anti viruses that fight eachother
>somehow purge the anti viruses from eachother
>try to download the newest smash hit song from evanescence
>evanescence; the quality of being fleeting or vanishing quickly - the health of my computer
>another slew of viruses, but i did get the song
>find girl on the cover hot, use kazaa to look for porn
>search: "teen" - i received hebe cp and a ransom ware
>search: "sexy" - i received some sort of necrophiliac execution from iraq
>search: "porn" - every download is larger than the size of my entire harddrive
>give up, go to the local snackshop and pilfer the latest playboy under my shirt
>caught by mum and receive a murder variant of scolding
It wasn't easy.
>>search: "teen" - i received hebe cp and a ransom ware
>>search: "sexy" - i received some sort of necrophiliac execution from iraq
>>search: "porn" - every download is larger than the size of my entire harddrive
MY FRICKING SIDES
i was watching a show on MTV about plastic surgery and accidentally jacked off to a troony (didnt know trannies were a thing at the time, then they showed pictures of "her" before the surgery...)
Many a Victoria's Secret lingerie catalogs were stolen from mailboxes. Alas, it did not take a Sherlock Holmes to figure out the culprits.
Are there /misc/acks here that never had hentai on VHS?
My gf likes the fashion shows, well, until SJWs destroyed it.
I swear was this the only good animated hentai allowed in the US in the early 2000s?
urotsukidoji was pretty good. Night Shift Hospital Report (Night Shift Nurses) was the most censored shit I'd ever seen.
Hard core is a euphamism. Think about it. What is added there that is not in nudey pics? Yup it's gay. Really gay.
You can be exposed at any age. First time I found porn was when I was 8-9 and I saw the DVD cover slips to some hardcore bondage shit and some bondage magazines at an apartment dumpster taking out the trash.
Dunno, I was exposed to porn at 7. Now i'm 37.
14 for me and it wasn't a good thing
A Black person sold me and my friend Pedro a hustler magazine for 50 cents when I was in 4th grade so yeah I was exposed young. This was the early 90s.
Pedro? I voted for that man.
idk, i was exposed to hardcore porn when I was 9 years old. and I grew up in the 90's.
so maybe you should ask boomers
Daaaaaaaaaaaaammmm, i had that exact desk but in red.
I miss those days. Smell of my dad's grill going after coming home from school. Playing N64 with my best friends up the street. Good times, never to return.
Our parents made our lives good. We have to do the same for our kids if we have any. It doesn't get good without us.
My parents pirated satellite TV in the 80s so I had unlimited porn (not just playboy, but the real stuff).
Born in 82 and we had porn. Not only did I find some tapes my dad had. It somebody left a stack of hustlers under a pine tree. The pine tree was in front of the one single guy's house on the street who had a pinball machine and would let us play and drove a Corvette. And no he never tried anything. Plus he had girlfriends.