What was Justinian's fricking problem?
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too many monophocites.
That's Saint Justinian the Great for you, bucko.
That‘s HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK to you jesus boy
pussy is helluva drug
But Theodora was Belisarius' ally in court before she turned on him? Justinian never liked him to begin with.
If you don't think the Theodora pussy went insane you're legit moronic. Probably top #5 pussy in all human history.
I need a top ten pussy in all human history.
Phryne
Cleopatra
Theodora
Nefertiti
Anne Boleyn
Eleanor of Aquitaine
Empress Dowager Cixi
Joséphine Bonaparte
Jeanne Becu, Comtesse Du Barry
Eliza Rosanna Gilbert, Countess of Landsfeld
good list
>Joséphine Bonaparte
People will argue this but IMO definitely true.
Why would anyone argue?
People argue that Napoleon is mid, so it would naturally follow that people would argue Josephine has mid pussy. In historical terms.
Used up prostitute p*ssy really do that
for one reason or another the roman empire had millions of men ready to fight and lead diversity armies, but they opted to wait to hire the transgender candidate to please the moral lobby.
justinian was a politician who was terrified by a protest, until his wife told him to man up and go and speak to the protesters.
>justinian was a politician who was terrified by a protest,
A protest, to overthrow and kill him.
>be Roman emperor
>can't face down one (1) angry mob
get a new job bro
It's rather hard to challenge a riot when cities did not have a policing force inside of them. Also Emperors derived their legitimacy from the crowd, it represented a real threat to him. Had he not had the Praestential armies there is no doubt he would have been killed.
>It's rather hard to challenge a riot when cities did not have a policing force inside of them.
Tell that to every other emperor
exactly
i was talking about the recent political events and their similarity, if you didn't catch that. Justy was a weak and disconnected chap.
Why did Graves use "cuirassier" to describe Belisarius' men at arms? I get that he wouldn't want to use knight but it's so awkward.
Cuirassier has the foreignness of French to pig-french or English as it is called that Equites or the equivalent would have.
Everyone in 1940 knew what a cuirsassier was, it'd be like not knowing what the M60A2 Starship was today
>Everyone in 1940 knew what a cuirsassier was
vgh...vve mvst retvrn...
Personally I'm just here to frick obscure US tanks.
I think it was the fact he was a demonic head controlling a human body that used to detach and float around the palace at night
Chad
Should be the Just Frick My Shit Up guy's face
Modestus goes on, inconscqucntly, to point the close resemblance – has
Malthus noted it? – between this villa and the favourite villa of the celebrated
author, Pliny.' The entrance hall, plain but not mean, leading to a D-shaped
portico with the same glazed windows and overhanging caves as Pliny's, thence
to the inner hall and the dining-room with windows and folding doors on three
sides. The same view of wooded hills to the south-cast; but south-west, instead
of the view to the sea which Pliny had – in rough weather the breakers used to
drive up to the very dining-room, which must have been both alarming and
inconvenient – the river valley of Hebrus, and the fertile Thracian plain beloved
of the drunken devotees of the Wine-God, who ran with their breasts uncovered,
their loose hair speed-tossed, and carrying in their passionate hands wands ivy-
wrcathcd and tipped with pine-cone
Robert Graves is a hack who used homosexuallity as a novelty in his time.
His hoor wife
But she was the smart one
He was christian so probably Theodora cucked him.
Projection
No, you're the one projecting and lying. The christcuck meme is a well attested historical phenomenon.