What was Justinian's fucking problem?

What was Justinian's fricking problem?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    too many monophocites.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's Saint Justinian the Great for you, bucko.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That‘s HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK to you jesus boy

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pussy is helluva drug

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used up prostitute p*ssy really do that

      But Theodora was Belisarius' ally in court before she turned on him? Justinian never liked him to begin with.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used up prostitute p*ssy really do that

      If you don't think the Theodora pussy went insane you're legit moronic. Probably top #5 pussy in all human history.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need a top ten pussy in all human history.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Phryne
          Cleopatra
          Theodora
          Nefertiti
          Anne Boleyn
          Eleanor of Aquitaine
          Empress Dowager Cixi
          Joséphine Bonaparte
          Jeanne Becu, Comtesse Du Barry
          Eliza Rosanna Gilbert, Countess of Landsfeld

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            good list

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Joséphine Bonaparte
            People will argue this but IMO definitely true.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would anyone argue?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            People argue that Napoleon is mid, so it would naturally follow that people would argue Josephine has mid pussy. In historical terms.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used up prostitute p*ssy really do that

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for one reason or another the roman empire had millions of men ready to fight and lead diversity armies, but they opted to wait to hire the transgender candidate to please the moral lobby.

    justinian was a politician who was terrified by a protest, until his wife told him to man up and go and speak to the protesters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >justinian was a politician who was terrified by a protest,
      A protest, to overthrow and kill him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be Roman emperor
        >can't face down one (1) angry mob
        get a new job bro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's rather hard to challenge a riot when cities did not have a policing force inside of them. Also Emperors derived their legitimacy from the crowd, it represented a real threat to him. Had he not had the Praestential armies there is no doubt he would have been killed.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's rather hard to challenge a riot when cities did not have a policing force inside of them.
            Tell that to every other emperor

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly

          >justinian was a politician who was terrified by a protest,
          A protest, to overthrow and kill him.

          i was talking about the recent political events and their similarity, if you didn't catch that. Justy was a weak and disconnected chap.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Graves use "cuirassier" to describe Belisarius' men at arms? I get that he wouldn't want to use knight but it's so awkward.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuirassier has the foreignness of French to pig-french or English as it is called that Equites or the equivalent would have.

      Everyone in 1940 knew what a cuirsassier was, it'd be like not knowing what the M60A2 Starship was today

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone in 1940 knew what a cuirsassier was
        vgh...vve mvst retvrn...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I'm just here to frick obscure US tanks.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was the fact he was a demonic head controlling a human body that used to detach and float around the palace at night

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should be the Just Frick My Shit Up guy's face

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modestus goes on, inconscqucntly, to point the close resemblance – has
    Malthus noted it? – between this villa and the favourite villa of the celebrated
    author, Pliny.' The entrance hall, plain but not mean, leading to a D-shaped
    portico with the same glazed windows and overhanging caves as Pliny's, thence
    to the inner hall and the dining-room with windows and folding doors on three
    sides. The same view of wooded hills to the south-cast; but south-west, instead
    of the view to the sea which Pliny had – in rough weather the breakers used to
    drive up to the very dining-room, which must have been both alarming and
    inconvenient – the river valley of Hebrus, and the fertile Thracian plain beloved
    of the drunken devotees of the Wine-God, who ran with their breasts uncovered,
    their loose hair speed-tossed, and carrying in their passionate hands wands ivy-
    wrcathcd and tipped with pine-cone

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robert Graves is a hack who used homosexuallity as a novelty in his time.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His hoor wife

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But she was the smart one

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was christian so probably Theodora cucked him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Projection

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you're the one projecting and lying. The christcuck meme is a well attested historical phenomenon.

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