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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tripckd
    >one 0 too much
    >Black folk in marketing

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VR but with no games and marketed for productivity. There's nothing on the Vision Pro that you can't do on a laptop.
    That being said it has some cool tech in it, the pass through is supposedly very good. But then again, so does the Quest 3 which is like 1/7th of the price.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my Quest 2 has millions of games and it is collecting dust already

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my Quest 2 has millions of games and it is collecting dust already
        How's the porn?

        I wannna know where the porn lives but all I've ever heard about is Virt-a-Mate and to a lesser extent Koikatsu.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not the same guy but I also have a Quest2 and I use VR stripchat and torrented videos (Javs and Western)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3D video porn on VR is mind-tripping, you will get personal space vibes from it, and when a girl comes in for a kiss you feel the reaction to kiss back.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          First few times it is great. Then brain adjusts.And then I tried passthrough (on valve index) and it is great again.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$3500
    >limited use cases

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    checked trips
    what went wrong?
    Black folk

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Price:
    $3,500
    Use cases:
    - FaceTime but moronic
    -

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best use case I heard was you could use the virtual monitor on a plane to do "work" privately.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me the company, that hands 3500$ VR headsets to employees to work in fricking economy class productively without a physical keyboard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No company. Personal use.

          You can also buy a 5 dollar laptop screen privacy guard. But yes, spend 3500 dollars minimum on a headset with 2 hour battery life. Sure.

          Those suck.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >those suck
            Its better than blowing 3.5k on a useless headset.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can also buy a 5 dollar laptop screen privacy guard. But yes, spend 3500 dollars minimum on a headset with 2 hour battery life. Sure.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Small battery probably there just in case the cord falls out.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    The Falcon

    >bulky $3500 voicemail machine

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no porn games

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple fricked up HARD by using M2 abandonware. In otherwords this thing was DOA.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing would change if Apple went with M3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a developer kit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was not marketed or sold as a dev kit. More importantly, dev kits are produced to support development for a product that will launch soon after. What product is the Vision Pro a dev kit for? It's not even clear if Apple is planning to release a cheaper headset.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most people don't have $3,500 to buy into what is essentially an experimental headset with a wire connected to a battery pouch that provides less than two hours of use per charge.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what went wrong?
    do you want to spend 3000$(?) to look like this Black person woman? I don't

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of all the fricking models they could have picked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the best black one they could find. Just be glad they didn't pick the black Hermione instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >black Hermione
        more?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >more?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have even more questions

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            old bat rowling is already fighting the troony and israelite front. she'd get instacancelled if she didn't give on the race thing.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    over-priced
    health issues reported
    globohomosexual woke advertising like your image
    etc.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk, that's what. noone wants to look at Black folk. frick Black folk. Black folk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what went wrong?
      do you want to spend 3000$(?) to look like this Black person woman? I don't

      checked trips
      what went wrong?
      Black folk

      tripckd
      >one 0 too much
      >Black folk in marketing

      Stop. Be better

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        Anonymous

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          Anonymous

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            Anonymous

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          Anonymous

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          reddit bros... we almost had it. let's give it another try?

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            Anonymous

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      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this, this is clearly a neggress
        respect the pronounce chuds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ew

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2000 dollar meme accessory
    >market it to blacks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blacks are dumb enough to pay for it. The higher IQ races will research VR for weeks/months and then buy anything, but Apple's VR headset. It makes sense from a business/marketing perspective. Sell your company's soul for $$$

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The higher IQ races will research VR for weeks/months
        Na. Everyone is about as dumb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was marketed to white urbanites who want to have another way to virtue signal themselves as being down with whatever blacks are doing. Not many blacks will actually buy the Vision Pro but by making it appear to be a black product, Caleb, the scrawny white boy with a messenger bag who is an API specialist for a start up in the city can pretend to be a cool black guy.

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    Anonymous

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      Anonymous

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        Anonymous

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  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rumors were that the Vision Pro was never intended to be a product in the first place
    It was internally considered the dev kit and they were working on the proper consumer model, but Tim Apple needed a product launch ASAP to distract investors from not having AI slop to present
    So he threw the Vision team under the bus to buy Apple time, forcing them to launch an overpriced product with no apps the team knew would fail

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no porn

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not anime

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >With the product
    They were more interested in making a marketing prop than they were in making headset. The headstrap is fundamentally flawed and pretty much everyone already knows how to do it better. It's also the most walled off walled garden
    >With the marketing prop
    Trying to create a new consoomer class of black people obsessed with their hair and buying shoes/meme tech is a stupid idea.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    screen display size in them is too small and better to use a monitor/TV

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Useless garbage for tech bros and s_o_imilk drinkers.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a ton.
    at the bedrock it is hiring only stout apple fans.
    instead of people capable of critical thought.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We let lizard people convince us that cheap labor was worth the irreparable destruction of our society.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The technology to make a VR headset that doesn't suck simply doesn't exist yet.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all promos included Black folk

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iTODDLERS BTFO

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i own a rift cv1 and none of the gimmicks any vr headset have provided aside from being wireless have been worth anything past the novelty factor that wears off like 1 week in.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They failed to learn from Google Glass. You can't sell something without a use case and no one wants to wear the stupid thing on their face.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple will fix it in today's event bros... right??

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$3000
    >Yeah, Rajeev? I just received my Apples Goggles but the box does not contain the advertised item. Is she shipped separately, Rajeev?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t bash them too hard. This was meant to show that Tim Apple can innovate without Johnny Ive.
    They messed up by not advertising this as a dev kit. Normies should not expect much from this.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best uses found for VR so far are gaming and porn. The Apple Vision Pro is a VR headset built exclusively for everything but gaming and porn.
    I get what Apple was trying, they don't wanna compete with Meta or PSVR but instead find their own VR niche that they're the only player in. But unfortunately neither Apple or anyone else has any fricking idea what that niche could possibly be.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no youtube app

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$3500
    >still uncomfortable
    >no controllers
    >its "gimmick" isn't even good
    >at best it's a portable TV or monitor

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too expensive and doesn't even have AV1 hardware decoding like Apple M3/M4 does

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out, Apllel user base is not as rich as they like to pretend; In fact most of them are indeed poor.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they went back and edited this image for the promotional material to try and scrub out the vacant Black person stare
    lmao

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. It reached its goal of raising hype and being a dev kit for the cheaper version Apple is aiming to release in 2025.
    I can't fricking wait for a 4K per eye linux headset to come to the market.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    immigration

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2400 Grams

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White people exploiting people in Africa.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's something unreal about the Black woman they chose for the AVP ads, like it doesn't seem like a real person, it feels like a composite made by some diversity committee and they took and mashed in different features of entirely different people to make 'her'. Her shirt for example is noticeably fake, the button and collar is just too big.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you see how bad the avatar for it is when you facetime someone while wearing it? And the fricking eye display is a blurry mess, not to mention there are like no apps and because it's apple it's not compatible with the already existing VR universe

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make shit headset
    >sell it for absurd price tag because Apple
    >its worse then any other significantly cheaper headset and has even less use cases then those do
    Apple thought because it was Apple it could produce a garbage product and it would just sell like hot cakes like normal.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VR without games & porn (it can't even play 360 videos)

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see this image, her teeth look worse than I remember. It's like that Ben Franklin troony with the ungodly fivehead

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