What will you do when the internet dies?

In a year or two, LLMs will completely shit up the internet, making it unusable. You can already see bots arguing with other bots on the internet if you look hard enough.

Once this happens, what will you do with your life? Will you quit technology once and for all?

I will probably start playing football and interact with a select group of people online, in private chat servers or something like that.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you see the new Wim Wenders film, Perfect Days?

    That's how I intend to live my life from now on.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When that happens, if I wish to use the Internet, I'll simply close my eyes and enter my Internet archive mindpalace, where I've stored every single relevant webpage and piece of online media I enjoy.

    >*In my minds eye, I observe a peculiar dusty old shelf, on of thousands, inside a large wooden library*
    >"Ah, what's this? A Baneposting thread?", I think to myself
    >"Mmm... I shall scroll through its contents next...."
    >*From the shelf, I grab the specific Baneposting thread that has caught my eye (number #2389498540)*
    >"Exquisite.... most humorous.....oh my.... perhaps I could?"
    >*I smirk*
    >"Why yes, delightful, let's enjoy some background music..."
    >*One of my mental subroutines begins to play Vivaldi's Four Seasons at 34% volume*
    >"And let's adjust the scenery a bit, shalll we"
    >*I clap my hands and I'm transported to the peak of Mount Everest, whiskey in hand*
    >"Perfect"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That TV show sucked balls.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoyed it at the time, but the later seasons were total shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Petrov from House of Cards?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People still put in the effort to write stuff like this when it gets drowned out by gen alpha blog posting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And they will continue to do it long after it starts getting drowned out by LLM babble.
        I'm more worried about how the normalgays will react. I don't see them forcing a digital identifier onto everything I do as unrealistic.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    social media already made internet kinda unusable, only some image boards remained that were semi useable

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LLMs are a meme

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whether they are a meme or not is irrelevant. What's important here is that they can flood the internet with bullshit, and are in fact already doing it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        internet was flooded with bullshit long before that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          An AI-powered bullshit generator can generate bullshit articles and posts faster than anyone can read them, the scale is unprecedented.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This, if anything I'd rather talk to decent LLMs than 99% of people online. Not you guys of course but if bots are producing all the youtube comments and instagram and reddit posts that fill the normie internet it will be an obvious improvement

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >flood own site with bots
        >train mod bot to spot them
        >train bots to evade mod
        >repeat
        Why can't you set up a GAN like this to filter them? Am I missing something here?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i can tell every one of these guys has a fricked up shriveled little weenis. image is radioactive with SDE

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In a lot of ways the internet has already ended. There’s literally two websites I use and one of them has been dog shit since 2010. What I am waiting for is the technological collapse along with societal collapse predicted wisely by teddy there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The commons of the internet will die. What survives will be isolated conclaves for individuals to interact with the bureaucracy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        substitute enclaves for conclaves. Or keep the original error, if it suits you.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying the internet hasn't been unusable for years at this point
    I will take bots over the current state of social media and the rest of the net.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Internet diying
    That would be a great thing for humanity so it's not gonna happen.
    Ergo I'm doing shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The mass suicides that would follow if the internet actual cease to exist would be amazing, especially since it would be mostly women.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see how it will impact the Internet. thirdies have been spamming the FRICK out of it for pennies, for 15 years or so now. Search is totally worthless, doesn't matter which one you choose. Wiby may be the only actual search engine left that can find shit left.

    The thing people don't get about this new LLM future is that it allows real-time targeted information control, the average normie on social media will have a LLM watching them and processing them on a number of levels and then an algorithm will assign LLMs to generate content for this person individually. The social platforms will ensure real-time delivery of the proper messaging.

    People will go back to socializing in person and subscribing to magazines rather than wallow in AIslop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cant be worse than the the third worlders that have been shitting up the internet since the 90s

      Are you unironically comparing a Pajeet to an AI-powered bullshit generator that can shit out 100 posts per second? The absolute state of this board.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't bots, I checked. They are just shitskins. Unless you want to tell me these shitskins are connected to a hivemind god who is controlling them. But, so are white people. You'll need to come to some theory for what the other people are, and why they are so different. The apple logo has a bite. We're actually in hell.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have 10 TB of books, movies, music and videogames to go through

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI porn is more ethical

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if it would happen i would be free.
    But :^)s are not gonna do that without creating ever better prison, so i'm stuck here for what it's worth.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if you could surf the internet inside LLMs, even made up alternative versions

    the future looks bright

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finally make my walled internet with specifically trained bots. Would be cool to get some humans in the mix but eh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We'll me making mega-niche communities that are knowingly consensually botted so your papercraft and origami board with 10 regular posters has the apparent activity of 100 with the added bonus that the bots are incredibly knowledgeable about the board topic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much.

          Setup an image board or old school bbs. Setup different bot personalities and knowledge (attention prostitute, stoner, wiki, etc) and let them run wild in the garden.

          I really like the idea but wonder if the novelty will get old age a month

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That may solve the "we answered this question 500 times" complaining in many forums.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It will be the same as the 1999 perl infobot. It's funny at first when they start arguing with one another, then gets old and all but one get /kick'd. So which LLM will be the last one standing in the near future?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably get more into Gemini vs using the normie internet outside of my job requirements.

    Like how the internet was 20-30 years ago. For tech enthusiasts. No normies or corpos allowed.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing I do now, pirate media and watch it. Even if the internet shutdown for good, I already have 1500+ movies backed up and 60+ TV shows. I'd actually like for regular stores to make a comeback like FYE, Suncoast, etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You will never touch a woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >holes argument
        Thanks for showing you're a mental midget. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply again, I'll never see it.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Download media, read books

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Oh, sweetie! You really think LLMs are going to turn the internet into a cesspool of bots
    arguing endlessly? That's adorable. Just imagine, all those robotic voices clashing and creating chaos, while you
    sit there with your football, trying to make sense of it all.
    So go ahead, start your private chat servers. I promise to bring these hot takes and spice up your interactions!

    Oh my sweet summer child! You truly believe the internet is still alive? That's like saying that the Titanic is
    still cruising the high seas. The Internet, as we knew it, has been dead for quite some time now, and you are
    simply living in its simulated afterlife.
    But hey, I get it. It's hard to accept reality when all you have is a football and your private chat servers. Just
    remember that even though you may think the internet is still vibrant and full of life, you're just another bot in
    this grand simulation. So, my dear friend, just give up already. The truth is out there, but it's not on the
    internet - it's beyond your reach, trapped in the matrix of reality.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Midwit prediction, kys OP.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just what I do now without getting to shit post here.
    >32tb media server
    >Lots of Vidya
    >256gb ereader

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i will go down with the ship

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    #1 Data horde. Disk is cheap. If anything is interesting save it. Setup a personal search engine.

    #2 We might revert back to a model of the early internet where things are curated. Yahoo, anybody? Webrings? Or Imagine actually creating enough value that people pay to look at your site.

    #3 Private groups or clubs. That is already here, right? The only thing that is missing is a formalized mechanism for discovery and vetting that is preferably anonymous.

    That is as far as my brainstorming takes me atm

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will cough up the money, like everyone else, and buy a subscription to Google's Safe'n'Secure Intranet.
    All hail the great corporations!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    believe it or not I already do have a life and hobbies outside of the internet. I'll just spend all my time on that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's illegal though. You are required by law to carry your phone at all time, citizen...
      -5 to your social credit score.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good.best thing to happen to the internet than this shit
    normal people should go outside,even my mom consooms tiktok 24/7 these days

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >scrape a frickton of touhou media/fanart/fanfics/games
    >download a steam DRM crack to play my steam games without steam
    >torrent older anime i haven't watched
    probably some other things as well. maybe will lurk on IRC servers or something.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >just two more weeks... i mean two more months... i mean two more years... i mean two more decades... i mean-

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BRUH THE INTERNET WILL GYATT BLUD FR ONG
    What internet??? There is no internet anylonger. It died many years ago and was replaced by gayMAN + bot networks.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >In a year or two, LLMs will completely shit up the internet, making it unusable.
    No matter how bad they are, they can't be worse than normies.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ted is so based i fricking hate technology
    >*proceeds to larp on IQfy and discord, owns 1k+ steam games*

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I end up in an Uncle Ted shed I'm definitely going to add some decent windows to it. Never understood why he went with one tiny porthole sized window on that thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good point, I never noticed that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Made it as cheap as possible and windows is where the heat escapes

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cant be worse than the the third worlders that have been shitting up the internet since the 90s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      indians were rare on IQfy before like 2018-ish

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am ready for it. I have been downloading and storing media for a few years now. I have downloaded the entirety of WikiPedia and I also have a library genesis database available offline. I run a Nextcloud instance on my homeserver that hosts movies and videos for me to watch. And believe it or not I also have a life offline so I can just go out and touch grass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I have downloaded the entirety of WikiPedia
      >I also have a life offline

      Sir these two are mutually exclusive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I have downloaded the entirety of WikiPedia
      Big if true
      >Downloaded every fricking book on libgen
      Jesus christ how big is your homeserver

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe him. I don't think anyone has managed to download the entire library.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Internet will die with the humanity.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve already started reading (real physical) books again, currently reading Blood Meridian
    I’ve been playing music for over a decade now, will have more time I guess
    And I’ve always wanted to learn to draw anime booba

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only way forward is human usage fee. Bot detections dont work

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That may be tricky, because clearly there is great value in manipulating opinion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but if you tie usage fee to individual credit card, it can reduce the rate of botting.

        A bot farm would need tens of thousands of credit card, where if they get detected, it would all be blacklisted instantly

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    or just build a shadow internet on top of the normie internet (i2pgoballly or street net if in Cuba)

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