What would Middle Earth look like if Sauron won?

What would Middle Earth look like if Sauron won?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it would look like bronze age theocratic kingdoms. Slavery is rampant, blood sacrifices abound, the Temple of YHWH is a constant procession of holy priests offering sacrifice to Melkor on High, holy bibles are in the nightstand of every hotel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I love Sauron even more now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the idiot from that day who was trying to argue that Tolkien worships Melkor?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Detroit.

      >Sauron did win

      Sauron did nothing wrong.

      wtf I love Sauron even more now

      >Catholic posting O_O

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look around you. Clearly he did win.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeskov Last Ringbearer

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    China

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coventry

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would've introduced Spartanism to his Loyal Subjects

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauron did nothing wrong.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a stupid question
    Do you not know who Eru is? Fricking idiot

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine unironically reading fantashit as a grown man. Please get a life and stop debating the lore of books meant for literal children. Please.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, a fellow intellectual. I too only read, Ten Steps To Better Throw Pillows and, Nietzmarkov's Analytical Analysis Of The Connection Between Wearing Fedoras And Childhood Superiority.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can‘t even come up with real book names because they would inherently neuter your point and have to refer to a manchild‘s cartoon to seal the delivery.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't know any REAL books, I only read FACTS!
          >I'm the intellectual, I'm the big boy!
          Lol. Lmao even.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're embarrassing yourself.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. The homosexual who shows up on a thread about a fantasy book and proceeds to brag that he's more mature because he doesn't read that genre, is embarrassing himself. Only children worry whether their interests are childish.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't like a beloved classic thats second only to the bible in book sales? You're so smart and edgy what a smart boy! What an edgy boy. Whos a big smart boy? You are! You're so edgy too! What a good take! Who my big smart boy!

            cope manchild

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't like a beloved classic thats second only to the bible in book sales? You're so smart and edgy what a smart boy! What an edgy boy. Whos a big smart boy? You are! You're so edgy too! What a good take! Who my big smart boy!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Detroit.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A planetary energy farm

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien wrote that Melkor and Sauron ultimately win the day, sure they lost in the First-Third Age, but by 4th age and 5th (i.e. what we call ancient recorded history) they controlled the day.
    That's why there's the story about Turin returning (possibly reincarnating? Tolkien gets fuzzy on details) and finally defeating Melkor.
    But how can you defeat melkor if "melkor was defeated". It's because Melkor returns and takes over the world. Which is what we see with YHWH, who also DEMANDS blood sacrifices. And all the Melkor apologists who think blood sacrifices are "good, because the bible says so" are just Stockholm Syndrome idiots. There's no mathematical or magical formula that says "original sin demands blood sacrifices", that's just some lie made up by orcs and demon worshipers.

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