What writer had the best wife?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arthur Miller did alright for himself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Marilyn Monroe or Inge Morath?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you're not referring to that baby-murdering slag Marilyn

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably picrel. Most writers' wives were miserable depressive b***hes. At least McCarthy's wife sounds like a suitable muse. Unlike Joyce's wife, who seemed like a bitter c**t at every turn and publicly hated his writing.
    I know nothing about Celine's wife but she must've been a keeper to stay with him as he was chased out of the country only to be left with a tarnished legacy and dirt broke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't she a prostitute? Or am I mixing up fiction with reality?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Celine? He had a few wives, his last one was a dancer. Don't think any of them were prozzies. Although he does write about prozzies a lot, and being in love with them. So probably just mixing reality with fiction.

        Based on pic related, Cormac McCarthy. Otherwise I would have said Burroughs.

        Ah, a wife so good you just wanted to shoot her!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      joyce wife is only braphog , you see.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I know nothing about Celine's wife
      probably a real queen. lived to 107 IIRC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joyce and his wife loved each other. she didn't care about his writings, but my wife doesn't care about my paintings and it isn't such a bother.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely Nabokov. She helped him a lot. I think she even graded the papers of Nabokov's students just so he could focus on writing. She was his assistant and wife.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Did you read life instead of wife in the OP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien. Loved her so much he made an insert of her as the most beautiful elf in the legendarium.
    >uh that was galadri-
    shut up

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like something from Suttree

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joyce. Nora was the stinkiest.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based on pic related, Cormac McCarthy. Otherwise I would have said Burroughs.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qrd?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >McCarthy, reportedly stormed out during a fight over extraterrestrial life with her unnamed boyfriend and then returned with a plan for vengeance. The police report describes how she went to her bedroom, dressed up in lingerie, put the gun in a place no guns should go, then somehow performed an unspecified sex act with the gun insider her. Naturally, that was just a prelude to pulling the gun out, pointing it at her boyfriend, and asking the presumably rhetorical question "Who is crazy, you or me?"
      >Anonymous boyfriend took the gun away and dropped it in the toilet. McCarthy then took it back, so he just threw it in the trash.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shelley's wife and Frankenstein seem cool

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Listen motherfricker, aliens are FRICKING REAL and I'll blow your goddamn head off if you keep denying it!" *holds fishy smelling gun to his head*

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McCarthys wife tolerated him despite him being a neet

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of this shit is fricking Christian. Pathetic as frick, yall frickin losers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >profanity
      >looking down on others
      Non-Christian hypocrite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does the subject of this thread have to do with christianity?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pulled a derringer from the annals too.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wiener-Bronner
    >Weiner Boner

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >foids would rather play veganal russian roulette rather than having sex with incels
    broootal

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't find Amerimutts to be charming people at all and genuinely hate most of them.

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