I like "Behold!" when revealing something underwhelming.
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What's the funniest word?
I like "Behold!" when revealing something underwhelming.
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inb4 Black person homosexual
Black person-sneed-caca
Henceforth
Cracks me up every time
I like the word shimmy
BLYAT
shimmy is a good one, similar to waddle
Henceforth
After reading the Rutherford translation of Don Quixote I now use hitherto and henceforth instead of until now and from now on.
When I was in middle school I realized that my swearing made me being lower-class obvious, so I started saying “foolishness” instead in any place that I would normally swear. People found it very funny for some reason.
people in the working class areas of England will call you posh for not saying 'fook' every other word.
My dad says c**t and frick every third word. When I tell him to stop talking like a moronic bogan he tells me to suck a wiener and stop being a homosexual.
Good dad
I just went back to swearing and got a chip on my shoulder about being white trash.
Some years back my girlfriend & I visited her relatives in New Zealand. Her cousins were amazed that I said "foolish". They kept repeating it.
I too used to swear a lot. I rarely do these days. It can be more cutting to say something like "what utter nonsense" because you sound like a schoolteacher reprimanding a seven-year-old. It often reduces people to incoherent, profanity-laced fury, which is how we like them.
I only do because I have a dad I grew up with who swore all the time because he was an alcoholic and because I was a little kid I was impressionable so its second nature
Undoubtedly
peradventure
Perchance
Servicewüste
whence
or whither
Guffaw
On purely phonetic funnininess:
>Plonker
>Minge
>Flange
>Wig-Wam
>Pow-Wow
>Hooly Dooley
>Discombobulated
But semantically it's probably
>breasts/tiddies
I like how the chance the man who uses the word has a mullet or mustache is almost 100%. It's also jovial and affectionate. "breasts" is curt and short. breasts and especially "tiddies" is having some fun with it. It's literally mammalian brain, there's inherently something funny about a man being distracted by an oversized cleavage.
>has moustache
>has said "breasts"
Shit...
#blessed really amused me while it was popular.
Easily and by far "poppywiener". As a non-english speaker, when I learned this word I had a laughing fit
Spotted dick.
Assuredly!
sashay
widdly scuds