What's your billion dollar tech idea?

What's your billion dollar tech idea?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RAM but sequential.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick does that mean ?
      You mean a stack ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kickstarter/gofundme for killing politicians

      An anonymous anime board

      Internet but without women

      based ideas, I'm stealing them all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what does he mean by sequential RAM ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not telling you, I stole it first

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kickstarter/gofundme for killing politicians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So twitter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kickstarter/gofundme for killing politicians
      This already exist at deep web.
      1-People donate money and pick some date the person will die.
      2-If he dies at the day you picked you get all the money.
      3-Killer donate small amount of money and kill him at the day he picked.
      4-Killer get all the money.

      Also your idea is stupid, because politicians are almost every single time, pawns of rich people, if entire obama, bush, clinton (and their vice presidents) families and current president and vice president families died, nothing would change.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nvidia RTX 6090

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try, Zuckerberg.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obama but white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's clearly still black. MJ is someone who truly transcended the races and he actually was a billionaire.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >transcended the races
        He looked like a literal ghoul.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          take the ghoulpill
          leave humanity behind

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Facebook but instead of spying on you constantly plays videos of gay old men nutting into the camera so you're bombarded with old man cum on your screen unless you pay the monthly $6.99 fee to access DMs with your friends and you can upgrade it to $8.99 to also talk to girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So will you just reuse the same 10 videos over and over or do you plan on offering your hosta- customers some more variety?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Will there be celebrity old men?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take an existing thing that just works without electricity and needs 0 maintenance and tack on a computer and IoT and SaaS and a recurring monthly subscription and work with state governments to make it mandatory for that sweet sweet revenue stream.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An anonymous anime board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this but with dicky

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fund it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Self-hosted online banking

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you find the time to browse IQfy, Zuck?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filter American political news from your internet experience. $1 a piece

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a dildo, but it has sensors and is hooked up to the internet and can tweet out what you had for dinner yesterday while your do your wizbang programming tests or whatever they're called.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my idea is a trillion dollars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no such thing anon.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Porn filter
    Thats a billion dollar idea
    I cant make it but its a billion dollar idea nonetheless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf that's easy to do. Create a db where you record pornsites and make your users do the rest of the job through a browser extension where they report unregistered porn sites.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it has to be a perfect porn filter ai

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Because the things no one sees are more important than the UX? You can parametarize things by banning all websites which offer video content and have keywords specific to the porn industry in their a tags and their h tags. Do that and manually ban the top 10000 porn sites and you get an almost perfect product.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because someone can just a picture of their dick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously? A webpage will appear on the SERP page of a search engine that only shows an image of a dick? Really?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well i guess search engines do filter porn pretty well

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They only filter random porn from websites with bad SEO that will display absurd content like a dickpick with no details in accordance with your search and no backlinks.

            It does not filter pornsites with a well written HTML/CSS content and with a good SEO optimization. The good thing is, those are easy to block too since you can block them based on a combination of keywords, blocking video and image content for websites that match the keywords (so that you can still access Wikipedia's articles on pornography) and by manually blacklisting the most obvious ones.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah see what i mean its a pain in the ass.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I built more painful things. If you have the will to do it you can (provided that you're not a shit tier dev).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I dont even know hoe to make a linux icon pack tbh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            All you need to do is just have an AI that’s trying to detect dick pics for each image that’s loaded as a step after dns/ web/keyword blocking. Just make it a browser extension and have an option for people to report false positives and false negatives. There’s probably already a dick detection AI algorithm you can use

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What is porn ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Checked

            Internet but without women

            I'll fund you, i'll give you all the money you need but please do it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf that's easy to do. Create a db where you record pornsites and make your users do the rest of the job through a browser extension where they report unregistered porn sites.

      No it has to be a perfect porn filter ai

      Make it replace porn ads with pictures of something normies and morons will love like kittens or something and it'll sell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anything that wants to reverse entropy can not exists

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RAM but downloadable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Already exists anon. I can send you some RAM right now through a mega file. You just need to click on the executable once it's installed and you get 8GB more RAM.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Internet but without women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's called IQfy. Enjoy your ~~*paradise*~~.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Internet but without gay and trans
      Lesbians allowed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's called islamic forums. Enjoy your ~~*paradise*~~

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I meant for whites, Black person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's called evangelical forums. Enjoy your ~~*paradise*~~

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Was Europe before WWII an "evangelical forum" ? Frick no.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Was Europe before WWII an "evangelical forum" ? Frick no.

            But also kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      take everything I have I want this better world to exist

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A sensor/capacitor combination that can detected and electrocute incels. Should be standard on all cell phones in 5 years.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GECFDO

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vapoorize
    You guys watched the movie right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >watch movies
      Nah I have taste

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Social media platform that actually performs the function of building long-term relationships AND, the hard part, has a monetization/business model that doesn't corrupt it's main functionality over time.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Internet 2

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dating apps for trans racial non-binary folks

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TikTok but louder and with your mouth open

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no collateral lending in third world countries.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but then they'd just take your money

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe Kek but there are already apps like this, you can look for yourself. The trick is if someone doesn't pay you literally call all his contacts slandering them. Blacks care a lot about image. Plus loans are incremental.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still seems moronic.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A kitchen simulator for women

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Islamic robot that yells at women who behave immodestly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a Afghan migrant.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tag based file systems
    effectively equivalent to normal directory based file systems, easier for normies to use and if well integrated could lead to a lot of interesting shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every day I wish my file system had some sort of tagging system

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not sure what that is but it doesn't sound like a billion dollar idea.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Condoms have dual purpose.
    1-Protect against DST.
    2-Protect against having a baby.

    You can't pick just the first one

    I woudl develop something that allow you to have just the number 1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This wins the thread. The rest of you shitposters except tag-based filesystem can have a nice day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When I was young teenager at school, they teached us about how using condoms during ses is needed protect against deseases, talking about it alot and etc..

      Then months after it (or at the next year), they teached us about how kids are made and also teached us that using condoms will make you not have a children, because how pregnancy works.
      I heard that and said to myself "wait a minute, this means we need to risk having a desease that can lead to death, if we want to have childrens? WTF!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit thats another idea right there
      Some kind of lubricant that shiekds you agaisnt stds

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another billion dollar idea that i had other than the porn filter ai maybe would be... gps driven sea package delivery.
    Like instead of these huge cargo ships youd put the package in a container, put on the sea abd wait for it to get to its destination.
    Not saying itd be easy itd also be very hard to pull off. But it might be even more profitable than the porn filter and it might piss some people with deep pockets off which could be dangerous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Already exists.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whats it called?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's called real time container tracking and has a million other names and every dude who dropshipped chinkshit or worked on supply chain knows about that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No i dont mean tracking.
            I mean putting the package inside a sphere or barrel like think and itd drive itself to the destination across the sea.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And what's the value proposition here? I don't get it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Youd rent or buy a little sphere or barrel that drives itself across the sea for a few dollars vs spending more on having your package in a shipping container.
            Kind of like Amazon is starting to use drones for package delivery but sea version.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shipping Containers are cost efficient and cheap because you don't rent the entire Container, you pay based on the weight and size of what you're shipping.

            In your scenario, either your sphere will have to have different sizes depending on what i'm sending or you'll use the same sphere that can carry a car for carrying a small box of tshirts or toys. Besides, once it reaches the shore, what will happen with the sphere? And what if it is stolen? What source of energy does it use to move? How much time does it take?

            Of course, the main pain point being that i strongly doubt that the price can ever be comparable to that of a Container (t. Used to dropship a lot of chinkshit from China to Yurop and the shipping prices were peanuts)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's only 1 issue with your idea. The ocean is fricking massive. The everyday energy requirements is the reason we use nuclear powered and diesel powered ships. There's no way you could do this. It's not like a swimming pool, some water has different densities at different times due to gravity being weaker, whirl pools, airated water. There's a reason ships are so big as well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just have the thing mostly powered by a good ol sail with a solar panel and diesel back up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So basically a small boat. That will be easily sunk by larger ships, and the wild life. Not going to work.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can use a floating material that is resistant enough against shocks but that's not the issue there. The issue being the ratio between source of energy and time before it reaches the shore as well as the price/cost efficiency and the idea doesn't check either one of these requirements in my opinion.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How do you keep sharks from attacking it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can make it with a synthetic material based on oil like PTFE. That being said, Sharks rely on their sense of smell to hunt, not their sight.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As if there's not enough plastic in the ocean, you want to add more?!? Tell that to all the surfers who get attacked and all the small boats that sink everyday from shark and whale attacks. You are too stupid to be allowed on this site. Please don't procreate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not meant to be thrown in the ocean. It's a vehicles that goes from point A to point B. From land A to land B.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No shit shirlock. But things always go wrong. You need to account for loss and your impact over time. You still haven't addressed what problem this solves. It's simply tertiary at best, and realistically everything you're saying is a logistical nightmare that's only going to clog up an already polluted ocean. What the frick does your idea solve?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well shipping costs, thats the whole point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It costs 21 us cents per pound to ship an item over seas. That's $0.21 anon. How much cheaper do you fricking want?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Most shipping costs are from import fees, taxes, and tariffs. Actually shipping an item only costs 21 cents per pound. Your idea is bad and you should feel bad for having it and not researching things first. Those added fees have nothing to do with actually shipping the item and your idea would cost more money, not less. Did you not graduate the 4th grade anon?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be that rude against him. Most if not all the ideas that other anons suggested were either as stupid or shittier.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the guy who layed out the reasons why his idea was not feasible and who's still arguing with him. I only interjected to your question about the resistance of the material because that part is not an issue. There are thousands of reasons why this idea is bad and this is not one of them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Message in a bottle took 9 years to get from the Caymen islands to get to Florida. That's 9 years to go 571 miles... I just drove that today alone on land. I'm agreeing with you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. And no source of energy would be adapted. A body so small can't fight the flow of water and the waves. Solar energy won't do shit. You can't use a nuclear reactor or a diesel engine either.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you only knew who you were talking to :-p I know the shortcomings of solar all too well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Theyd be supper cheap to make. Instead of $9 per kilo from china to the us it could be 100 kilos for $9 or whatever.
            I mean the materials would be really cheap.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anything cheap wouldn't hold up to the elements artard. Your idea is stupid and simply bad. Why do you want this to happen? What's the goal?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure it would, just use plastic, like this barrel, which can hold 100kg btw. The main obstacle is make it drive itself across the sea.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It would cost much more than 9$ a month. Just think about the energy cost to carry your stuff from China to the US. Just think of the time it would take. Probably 6 months.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Google says that a sail takes 3 to 4 weeks across the atlantic ocean. A ship takes 10-20 days. Ships arent exactly fast.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Compared to a small ball that has no weight nor any significant source of enery to fight the flow of water and waves that go against it, id say they're pretty fast. Your sphere will take 6 months to go through the Atlantic ocean in the unlikely scenario that it makes it there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It will probably still cost ~x50 to x100 more than what it currently costs to rent space in a container.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not to mention, it would add so much waste to the ocean. There's a reason ships are large. I don't understand what he's trying to accomplish.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That wouldn't necessarily be a problem if all packages reach the land or if the failure rate is lower than 3% which is achievable, it's all the other details that cause problem.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A water based engine car protected against the CIA/FBI

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tokenizing humans to be traded as chattel using Web3 tech

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An enterprise version of Gentoo with seti@home like functionality for compiling packages.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RGB dildo for your mom

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uncensorable black market website on sia/skynet, https://skynetlabs.com/
    once it's possible...

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boy am i getting a lot of ideas.
    Anyways heres another one. Adding something to the browser so it takes up very little ram. Like some kind of website compression or something. Anyways if somebody could come up with a browser that just took up like a few mb of ram people would be willing to pay for it no doubt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Adding something to the browser so it takes up very little ram.
      Turn off sandboxing.
      >Like some kind of website compression or something.
      That's gzip plus blocking scripts.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make a $10 video game console, and the games will be distributed in soda bottles, in stickys.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's $(thing that people are doing just fine) but
    streamlined for normies

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An ultra mega hyper powerfull blender that allow you to blend any food you want, to make it drinkable.

    >why?
    Some people have hard time eating healthy food but dont have a hard time not eating tasty food.

    You would
    Get some diet at internet.
    Cook it.
    Put everything at the blender and blend it. The blender would be able to really do it making it drinkable.
    Put this drink at a cup and go to bathroom.
    Drink this meal really fast.
    Start to brush your teeth really fast to remove the bad taste and also use mouthwasher.
    Never go to restaurant and etc.. and eat using only this method (find other hobbies to do other than eating tasty food), if you at some moment need to travel to somewhere feel free to eat any way you want as you have an healthy died EVERY SINGLE DAY (you are not travelling).

    Be healthy will be easy as frick to you (as long you have a easy time not eating tasty unhealthy food and just have a hard time eating healthy food that you dont like the taste)

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A long term deep energy storage system that doesn't deteriorate over time.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    water cooled flip flops

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Selling women into sexual servitude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The service is available in Libya and Yemen. In addition, you can also buy Black folk as slaves there (offer available in Libya only) . I heard some offer you a two for the price of one deal where you get a b***h and a slave.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A service that migrates twitter profiles and subreddits to individual websites.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the benefit of this as opposed to using twitter/ reddit? Better ui?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wireless synapse human computer interface

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A JAPANESE TO ENGLISH INTERPRETER WRITTEN IN C++

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then you wake up from that dream and you're back in your fat hairy body.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a TV with big noticeable buttons instead of all this minimalist shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love minimalism in tech products and i hate it in my physical possessions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I miss soul in technology. What made CRT TV's great was the nice sounding speakers, wood grain, noticable buttons, and solid construction. We need that in a giant ips panel TV.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This can't be right
    Is this like a subscription service or something?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This but it works in real life

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have an idea, it's logistically stupid and I'm certain it'll never be 100% but it's an idea. Call me stupid if you want. Can't rustle my jimmy.
    So you me and everyone has a ROM collection. If you don't have all the ROMs and emulators, you should find the torrents.
    My idea is that I want the ability to buy the rights to legally play and have these ROMs on any computer of my choosing for life. The company wouldn't even have to host them, just sell me the license. If I want to mod them and host said mod, I want to pay the licensee an agreed upon sum. Face it, nobody is deleting the ROMs and this way the company can milk us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >buy the rights
      there is where you went brutally moronic, patents and copyright didn't need to exist in the first place, i hope it dissapears soon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well I mean like I said, I play the games I want without much worry. Op said a billion dollar idea. This idea can make money. It has little to no overhead. I'm saying, I could buy it and have a proof of purchase and play it forever. This grants me the ability to take it to a public space like twitch without worry of deplatform. It grants me the piece of mind legally speaking in the current market.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    coders on Twitch team up to code a new Twitch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah justintv just moved on to other things, twitch has become a fricking shithole corporativist platform without soul.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A game that's entirely AI generated, with AI game design and with the option for porn. It'd be the last game ever made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That game is called life and you're a lucky now cause you get to play it right now. Enjoy the game.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like Twitter but instead of tweets it's suppositories.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The tinder of Black folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That idea could probably work if you line up some escort b***hes before the app gets released and pay them for the 1st 1000 users. Then you can be sure the app will boom.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex 2

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ai that jacks you off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah honestly where are the sex bots?

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beer delivery service

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Door dash exists.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not a billion dollar idea but i could use a belt that doesnt need holes. They probably exist though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those are corded belts. I use one I bought from Arc'teryx 5 years ago.

      The belt goes through the loops of your pants until you get to the front. Then you insert it through the buckle and it just tightens up like the buckle is a clip. Never need to use holes or change belts ever again, as it doesn't get worn out. Easy.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A screaming 10,000 foot tall David Koresh golem to march through Utah eating mormons

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A social network that connects people based on shared interests and values, rather than superficial factors like appearance or location.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would that make a billion dollars?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are a few reasons why a social network that connects people based on shared interests and values, rather than superficial factors like appearance or location could make a billion dollars. First, if the social network is able to connect people who are interested in the same things, it is likely that they will keep coming back to the site to talk to new people and learn more about their shared interests. This could create a lot of traffic and engagement on the site, which would be beneficial for advertisers. Additionally, if the social network is able to create a strong sense of community amongst its users, they may be more likely to pay for premium features or subscriptions. Finally, if the social network is able to generate a lot of data about its users, it could be worth a lot to companies who are interested in targeting ads or developing new products.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love these "middle school english class recipe for a paragraph" GPT3 posts.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Airborne prions that cause Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathy.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Program which replaces all porn thrusting noises with rubber duck squeaking noises

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    roofing nails made out of dried cum

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A black box constructed of 1 billion individual 1 dollar bills used as papier-mâché, where you put boomers in one side and get hockey pucks out the other side.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    an app that converts shitposts into currency

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Simply get a cushy helpdesk job

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make something
    literally anything
    that just
    fricking
    works

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anime feet you can actually smell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is anyone working on realistic skin yet for robots/androids?
      quadrillion $ industry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think women are gradually illegalizing sex bots before they're any good.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ummm uhhhh unmmmmmmm uhhhhh frogs but on a pocketman i mean a frog pokemon, pic related

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