What's your plan for when picrel drops and destroys 100 million jobs?

What's your plan for when picrel drops and destroys 100 million jobs?
You're not going to compete with proto-AGI as a run of the mill midwit codecel, right?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Riot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      desu, I predict a lot of not so peaceful protests if it lives up to the hype.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a real job, a trade that requires being at a physical location. I'll be dead by the time AI robots can do those jobs

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill myself i guess holy shit

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It will be a massive disappointment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GPT5 maybe but AI will do the thing OP says sooner rather than later. 100M are likely too few even.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >two more weeks
        >five years away
        >ten years away
        >maybe within the next twenty years
        the time date for the happening just keeps getting pushed down the road.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be with the other 7.9bn who gets 5-50% more productivity, yes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only downside from this is not that you're probably right as opposed to that homosexual OP, but that it won't increase wages along with productivity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        businesses are looking for any excuse not to hire you.
        people are expensive, if they can get 80% of the result with 1/1000th of the cost, even if they have to get someone to modify it another 10% or so to make it passable, they will.
        also, take a team of 10 SWEs, if one programmer is 50% more productive from AI, then they only need 6 to do the same work, and they can be pickier on talent. that's 3 or 4 programmers out of a job. permanently. twice as productive? you do the math.
        you can expect wages to fall and keep falling in any field where you use a computer. that's in the best case scenario where progress is incremental from here (it's not).

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Already made it, so I'll just live off passive income from my existing capital.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm probably going to see how well it can do smut and try its hand at a succubus maid scene.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    laugh at wagies

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your plan for when picrel drops and destroys 100 million jobs?
    lmfao. The question is what are all a.i.gays gonna do when they get btfo because this shit gets shut down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who's going to shut it down? You? You're going to go and make the US gov/corps stop? Then what of Russia? China? UAE?
      Everyone knows how to create modern AI now, there's no going back.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AGI was solved years ago
    you just tell the llm that it's AGI.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only 2 more weeks till it's over bros

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idc about coding just tell me when you can put it inside a robot and I can have my AI robo wife

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sex with ai will be against the law if altman has his way

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Less than a few hundreds of people in the world can do what i can and there is near 0 training data on it, I'm safe for a good while.
    By the time it catches up i'll do things only a dozen people can.
    By the time it catches up the world will have changed so much i will not care and i will probably do things no ai can ever do that's intrinsically tied to the human experience.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sucking 4 wieners at the same time is not a job

      neither 6 or 8

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What about 9 wieners?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think OpenAI is losing the AI race. Plenty of models have caught up and OpenAI hasn’t released anything this year. We are almost in May ffs. I’m sure Meta and Claude will easily catch up to whatever GPT-5 has to offer. And Meta will be free.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you think they can just make and release a new ChatGPT generation every 6 months???
      don't be absurd, this takes time

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who are they going to sell shit to if no one has jobs and money?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      governments and people who are already rich
      the value of human labor will drop so low, we'll be living like serfs for food and protection

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being replaced by keyboard autocomplete kek
    you people never had a real job to begin with

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking forward to the war, anon. We need a good war. A real one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The "war" will just be AI drones dropping bombs on you while you LARP as a soldier in 1940 with your gunz.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for the same exact thread that will be made for gpt-6.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a blue collar chad so not my problem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hey ChatGPT, how do I fix this shit'
      >*reveals that closely guarded trade secret you won't even tell your poor apprentice*
      oh it'll be your problem kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He thinks the customer is going to open his own machine to fix it
        You've never worked blue collar I see. Users are irrationally hands off even for things that already have YouTube videos.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *blocks your path*

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've yet to see these tin cans even attempt to perform a standard repair job even in a controlled environment.
            So as I said, not my problem.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've yet to see GPT-4 not spit out non-trivial, non-moronic code. So I guess these things will never improve and it's nobody's problem! just ignore the daily research breakthroughs in every facet of AI and robotics I'm sure it's just a fad :^)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you think software work is similar to the logistical issues that blue collar work face then you are truly moronic. Even getting to the object you are tasked to repair is a lot more complicated. Not to mention identifying and repairing the issue which often deviate from standard practice. The amount of factors it has to take into account are many times more than coding.
            One day it will happen, but it is so far into the future that I don't care.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            GPT-4 is arguably already early AGI (not the public version they give the peasants), and the history books will characterize it as such. If the figure robot demonstration is to be believed, it can already reason about the real world and perform tasks when embodied.
            Sora is already far beyond anything anyone else achieved even as Google, Meta, Anthropic, etc play catchup with their models and are now just on the heals of GPT-4 which is over a year old now. OpenAI is way ahead of everyone else and just holding things back.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it takes GPT5 to make my managers realise my job is currently 90% fixing their incompetence and hybris…
    I doubt that.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your plan
    It's called a retirement plan.
    AGI won't take over the world overnight. I'll be 40, at the very least, when it'll happen.
    I already own a home. I'm owed a military pension.
    I have no intention to become a 80yo husk in a retirement home. So dying at 60~70 when inflation fricks my pension over is acceptable.
    I'll do just fine.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It will be the time when the gov send you money every month and you only need to do some simple job like waiter, tourist guide, etc., just to have something to do. You shall love it. Only people with higher education is needed to do "real" works, like R&D, teaching, etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >waiter
      >tourist guide
      heh, more like a social worker with absolute miminim pay who does things like
      >picking up trash
      >working on farm
      >mining
      >roadwork

      easy and dignified jobs will be for the privileged

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have lived to my mid thirties with pretty much zero difficulty, doing the absolute bare minimum the entire time. My biggest mistakes in life being getting a bit over a passing grade in a few times.
    I have had the same tech job for almost 13 years, putting in about 4-8 hours of actual work a week.
    I have literally just waited and hoped for the tiniest of tiny excuses to kill myself since I was 10 years old. If AI becomes that excuse, I will be very grateful.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Christ, anon, just fricking do it if that's all you're bringing to the table.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Table, what table?
        I don't owe anybody anything. I have taken care of myself since I was 18. I have no debts, monetary or otherwise.
        I would never have chosen to be alive, but here I am. Killing myself for no reason is more trouble than it's worth right now, seeing as I have no good methods available.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off, if you really were all that you'd do it already

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will redeem the sneedful sar

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By the time that happens, I and everyone else who is currently alive will be long gone.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that GPT-5 drops on 29 April

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my job will be testing this shit and making sure it meets all current requirements compared to an actual person.
    so im ok as i shift from large company to smaller and lie on cv about my abilities and experience.
    sooooo ok i guess

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why would chatty autocomplete replace me?

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