When did you accept that Samwise Gamgee was the true hero of LotR?

When did you accept that Samwise Gamgee was the true hero of LotR?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always. Also Rorschach is the true hero.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real hero is the guy who puts down LotR and picks up something worth reading, instead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 5 examples

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        me
        my friend
        my second friend
        my third friend
        my fourth friend

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of books worth reading instead

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't believe you have four (4) friends

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't a single other series in it's genre that even comes close to holding a candle to this masterpiece. Kindly frick off.

      >inb4 Divine Comedy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not even the best series in fantasy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name one that's better.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gormenghast

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Something that wouldn't even exist without Tolkien's work. Great example.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            2/3 of Gormenghast was already published before the first LOTR book
            >Titus Groan (1946), Gormenghast (1950)
            >The Fellowship of the Ring (1954)
            lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely BTFO'ed by [...]. How will he ever recover from this anal gaping? A gape so great that he can fit a vehicle barrier in his ass with ease.

            >The Hobbit, or There and Back Again is a children's fantasy novel by English author J. R. R. Tolkien. It was published in 1937

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon's

            Something that wouldn't even exist without Tolkien's work. Great example.

            point still stand

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon's [...] point still stand

            Have you read it? The Hobbit is a simple children's book where a shorty and his pals kill a dragon. As basic as you can get. It has nothing to do with Gormenghast and shows little of what made LOTR famous (other than hobbits). Point doesn't stand at all.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely BTFO'ed by

            2/3 of Gormenghast was already published before the first LOTR book
            >Titus Groan (1946), Gormenghast (1950)
            >The Fellowship of the Ring (1954)
            lol

            . How will he ever recover from this anal gaping? A gape so great that he can fit a vehicle barrier in his ass with ease.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gormenghast
            Dull compared with LOTR, especially the 3rd book.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post your top 5 wisest books right now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was obvious the first time I read it.

  4. 11 months ago
    sic itur...ad astra

    The Fellowship are all heroes in my book.

    Also, when did LOTR artwork get so fricking ugly? I don't remember the artwork back then being so bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the official kinda fricking sucks

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frodo
    >Carries the most cursed object in his universe
    >Even literal Demi-Gods are afraid of said object
    >He's mostly able to resist the ring's influence
    >Ring gets more powerful the closer they get to Volcano where it was forged
    >Frodo gets so fricking hurt Sam drags him to Volcano entrance
    >Frodo is about to toss thing into lava but the Ring is finally able to overpower him
    >Gollum shows up and both struggle for the Ring
    >Frodo saves the day by pushing Gollum, Ring and all off the cliff into lava
    >'...bUh mUh sEm gEmGuh wuZ dA rEeL hEro 'cUz sTabbed cOupL oRcS aNd cArRuHd FRuDuh nEeR tHee Enn"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frodo isn't written as a particularly sympathetic character. Often he comes across as a whiny homosexual, and sometimes as a condescending prick.
      Sam is a character who literally does nothing wrong from start to finish.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        it was intuitively obvious to me ever since i was young, but i would also not be so quick to mitigate frodo's role as a hero. frodo and sam required eachother in order to fulfill their mission and they would not have made it without eachother. the central Christ-like aspects of the two characters are frodo's sacrifice and sam's humility

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was intuitively obvious to me ever since i was young, but i would also not be so quick to mitigate frodo's role as a hero. frodo and sam required eachother in order to fulfill their mission and they would not have made it without eachother. the central Christ-like aspects of the two characters are frodo's sacrifice and sam's humility

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If everyone were like Sam, Sauron would've won.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gollum was the real hero. If he hadn't stood up to Frodo and tried to get the ring away from him, the quest would have failed.

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