Where are all the Aliens !?

Where are all the Aliens !?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have bad news. we're a botlzmann brain. there are no aliens and we're alone.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my bucci.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the ayys always look like a deformed fetus? Is there a psychological explanation for this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The grey alien appearance originates from descriptions in H. G. Wells' writings and from alien designs in The Outer Limits, which seemingly influenced the way some alleged alien abductees in the 1960s described their alleged encounters

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's strange how the aliens never showed up until the 20th century

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were called demons, djinn, spirits, faries, fae, elves, dwarves, goblins, nephilim before

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nephilim
            Nephilim were 400 feet tall so fairy tales. The meme of grey aliens landing in a flying saucer and anal probing seems to have originated in the 1950s and 1960s. Why not before then?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Terence McKenna talked about an encounter he had with a UFO picrel. But he already knew this picture was exposed as a fraud, the cap of a Hoover Vacuum cleaner, so he determined that UFO/Extraterrestrial encounters are more likely with interdimensional shapeshifters than flying saucers; he got the feeling only he could observe it at the time.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol no. This beings have been with us for as long as recorded human history. Moses spoke with a burning bush or orb of light that descended from the sky and landed. These beings were having space battles over the skies of Nuremberg in 1561.

            Elves were described as having pale skin and large almond shaped eyes and Crowley quite literally channeled in a gray alien but of course alien and extraterrestrial are terms that became popular during the Space Age when humanity's focus shifted towards the stars. Modern humans fancy themselves as more intelligent than prior generations but this is pure narcissism. Humans have been encountering these beings for a while now and this is nothing new. What we call aliens, UFOs, extraterrestrials, and now even UAPs, they had a different name for the same phenomena. You can even see how the language is evolving from little green men and Martians into UAP. It just gets rebranded. Again it's nothing new, just the way these beings manifest themselves. In the 1800s they were in airships and zephers, reflecting the steam punk culture. Read Jacques Vallee to research the reports of encounters humans have had with these beings throughout human history. These beings seem to come from different dimensions rather than planets. They don't obey the laws of physics e.g. create no sonic boom, perform g-force maneuvers that would kill any human, and phase in and out of this dimension at will.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Moses spoke with a burning bush or orb of light
            They had ceramic bowls and plates back then. If the plan 9 from outer space meme saucer landed they would have described it as such and not a burning bush or an orb. elves and gnomes and dwarves came from oral tradition from the time when mankind coexisted with other humanoids like the hobbits they found on that island.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            LMAO, that is just bad translation. Alexander the Great was not a giant.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think everything is hard,life is rare,the physics of space travel is literally impossible,see speed can´t travel more faster than light,so everything is very slow,you need too the mechanics of time,it need to at the same time the two,otherwise it´s worthless useless effort,we could be talking to a dead civilization.
    https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4866

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ayys just told me the sun isn't coming back after the eclipse next week. it's just going to stay dark forever. i'm scared.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are already here

    >jews are half human alien hybruds that act as mediators for aliens which is why they are smarter and better than everyone

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No ayys will ever visit Earth. First, ayy civilizations are extremely rare. Second, once a civilization reaches a level of technology allowing everyone to be comfy nobody bothers to work or explore anymore. They just stay home and experience infinite pleasure inside virtual worlds forever while their robots maintain civilization.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      still since it costs them nothing why not send robots to explore the galaxy? for them? and report back or whatever

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ayys never ordered the robots to do that since space is mostly barren inhospitable planets anyway. The same thing will happen here. Once people can live in Star Wars and Star Trek derived virtual worlds, real space won't be visited much beyond the solar system since it's boring and depressing compared to science fiction fake space.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We are going to be extinct by aliens.
        Read Thomas Hobbes

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be surprised that aliens haven't showed up (conspiracies aside). A solar system probably has enough resources to last a space age civilization millions of years, and simulation+automation means you don't have to travel. Just live in perfect comfort in virtual worlds with the rest of your race while robots maintain your bodies and gear, inseminate the correct body when asked or however your freaky species reproduces, keep on tapping your sun for power. This could go on for no shit literal billions of years. Even if a race was born at the dawn of the universe they may have only moved solar systems at most 3 maybe 4 times now. Maybe they don't even need suns anymore and just exist as a fleet of ships floating through void, communicating in ways totally opaque to us, like via neutrons or quantum entanglement or whatever bullshit. You would never encounter another race unless you wanted to.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This could go on for no shit literal billions of years
      If they relocate the civilization to a red dwarf star it could go on for trillions of years. Luckily we have a red dwarf right next door that we can use after the sun turns into a supergiant and fries the earth.

  9. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    >somewhere

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deep in Uranus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/OosgEi4.png

      They're demons.
      As a witness, I don't recommend getting involved.

      sorry about the demons deep in Uranus bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. The "alien" phenomenon is saturated with sexual content.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're demons.
    As a witness, I don't recommend getting involved.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh Ekashic wilderness is spooky

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was the science board, not fricking /x/. We don't need your gibberish.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    picrel

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They live in a different universe

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who knows OP. All I can tell you is they are not in my toilet.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single Dyson Sphere has been found in the Milky Way despite years of searching. No Dyson Spheres means no aliens.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My bedroom.

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