Where are all the Aliens !?

Where are all the Aliens !?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Area 51, below the Antarctic, Mount Hayes in Alaska, and below the sea in the Bermuda triangle.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Where are all the Aliens !?
    Europa. Attempt no landings there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      guess we'll find out what happens

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      • 2 months ago
        Saint. Barkon

        Because they agree with it. The diarphin.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They know what's down there under the ice. A movie was even made about it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's no intelligent life under the ice. they wouldn't have had energy sources. life in our water is pretty moronic, as far as tool use goes. dolphins can at most rape other life. or eat it.
          so even if they had some magical energy source, they'd still be pretty limited in what they could do. radio waves don't go far in water. 5G is out of the question. there's no satellites in orbit, at least nothing that would emit radio waves.
          so you again need this totally magical brainwaves telepathy special aliens that somehow got to their level via completely different route than we did here. because reasons

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they wouldn't have had energy sources
            Something is keeping all that water in liquid form. The tidal flexing from Jupiter's gravity is extremely powerful and produces heavy volcanic activity as seen on Io which is the next closest moon to Jupiter. There's probably underwater hydrothermal vents and volcanoes all over Europa to provide the energy needed for life.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure, I only said there's no intelligent life

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can have intelligent life without the ability to use technology. Dolphins and octopus are prime examples. Won't be any dolphins on Europa because you can't have mammals without dry land but cephalopods are a possibility.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            bro just fricking stop and reread my comment, fully. I mentioned dolphins as well, as a max that could be reached, somehow, if.
            I clearly meant intelligent life with tech, none of those types of aliens, no high tech aliens, might be some squid type deal (most realistic, if life even is there)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no high tech aliens, might be some squid type
            The Europa squids might be really good at math if their brains are developed enough. If we can communicate with them it would be like having a planet of Ramanujans to solve our hardest math problems.
            >t. read this in a science fiction story a long time ago

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            plus dolphins are not even fair of a comparison, they had land help get there. apart from aquatic mammals I guess the octopus is the smartest we have in our waters?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So far away we are never going to have a contact with them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't interact with us a whole lot. Earth is the result of a galactical gulag wherein your soul is trapped on this planet to suffer for an eternity. Those who do interact are very brave, because they risk our fate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        human cope is fricking amazing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Human fart sniffing is le frickin amazing
          You don't have anything figured out you midwit gay

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're asking that as if we have explored a significant portion of the universe.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are no aliens
    only demons and angels
    seems like you didnt read the bible yet

    we also live in the center of creation as the bible says
    all scientific evidence shows that

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally, in Peru.

    >inb4 muh chicken bits and wires

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    White people are the aliens, at least partly.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either there are a lot of aliens or there are no aliens, take some time to think about that.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Event Horizon figured this out a long time ago. Most intelligent aliens are aquatic. There goes the Fermi Paradox.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico. Ay ya yay!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They get deleted from the simulation when they start using up too many computational resources.

    https://akarlin.com/katechon/

    >Abstract: A corollary of the Simulation Argument is that the universe’s computational capacity may be limited. Consequently, advanced alien civilizations may have incentives to avoid space colonization to avoid taking up too much “calculating space” and forcing a simulation shutdown. A possible solution to the Fermi Paradox is that analogous considerations may drive them to avoid broadcasting their presence to the cosmos, and to attempt to destroy or permanently cripple emerging civilizations on sight. This game-theoretical equilibrium could be interpreted as the “katechon” – that which withholds eschaton – doom, oblivion, the end of the world. The resulting state of mutually assured xenocide would result in a dark, seemingly empty universe intermittently populated by small, isolationist “hermit” civilizations.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to strangle the autist who posts this every fricking day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if aliens are posting it? constant sampling to see how much we figure out about them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The aliens could watch the Event Horizon yt channel to find out but it might cause them to fall asleep

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