Bootup a temporary instance off a usb stick.
Format the drive.
Download a bootloader, the kernel, and basic system requirements like binutils and the package manager from your selected distro.
Install and configure all the standard packages that come with the distro.
Make a distributable version including their installer with only minor cosmetic / name changes.
Drum up support with some minor bike shed style cosmetic or alternative program changes for your new distro
Congratulations you've fully stolen a linux distro and possibly created a shit ton of future work in the process for no reason.
The realistic answer is none, then pirate Win10/11 or Loonix distro of your choice. The lulzy option is
Is no one gonna mention how weird these options are? What laptop are you buying Anon? >$40 for fricking ChromeOS >obscure distro meant for caged up Nogs
>what's the point of giving them laptops if there's no "after"
it's not exactly like the movies, but life doesn't stop at the physical. so there's that
my nephew went to prison for a few months and you can do stuff like watch movies and listen to music if you can afford it. can't imagine they give you much access to the 'real' internet but you can do 'stuff' i suppose
Ah yes installing something without opensource code seems to be the classic Windows user mindset let's make this random tool the primary usecase of our computer, surely they are good guys.. not to talk about a stripped down version like that with no security. Takes 45 min to install dotnet desktop. Go back to /b/ homosexual
i'm currently using mint on my 2015 midrange $500 laptap (full mint, not the lighter install options)
it's slower than windows 7 was, which was faster than the w10 that it came with (no surprise there)
idk what you're looking for. if you want linux and want to game, go with mint i guess. if it's powerful go with the full install or the second fullest install, forgot what its called
if you need windows then look up massgrave activation scripts then navigate to download windows. ltsc 2019 (or iot ltsc 2019) will probably serve you best as it's as lightweight as windows can be. 2021 had issues for me so idk, test it out.
or look into atlasOS maybe
i'm not super great with computers, but trusting some other shmuck to install your os sounds like a 'less than optimal idea'. that's about as much as far as my two cents go anon
Ventura
You know which one
are you going to pirate Linux?
Give me your Operating System, computermaster and I'll give you mine.
I would Mog your GPU, poorgay, if it stood but a little higher on the motherboard.
You would die before your render is complete
i pirated my arch iso, with the magnet link and everything
Sure just download the source code.
Bootup a temporary instance off a usb stick.
Format the drive.
Download a bootloader, the kernel, and basic system requirements like binutils and the package manager from your selected distro.
Install and configure all the standard packages that come with the distro.
Make a distributable version including their installer with only minor cosmetic / name changes.
Drum up support with some minor bike shed style cosmetic or alternative program changes for your new distro
Congratulations you've fully stolen a linux distro and possibly created a shit ton of future work in the process for no reason.
>We Install Your OS
ask for Gentoo
Gentoo. Make them go through pain for 40 extra bucks
Not much pain there. It's faster to install gentoo than Windows
>Not much pain there. It's faster to install gentoo than Windows
you clearly have never installed gentoo lol
I'd just want to see whether or not they'd do it.
pick "We Install Your OS" and make them install Gentoo or LFS
The realistic answer is none, then pirate Win10/11 or Loonix distro of your choice. The lulzy option is
Is no one gonna mention how weird these options are? What laptop are you buying Anon?
>$40 for fricking ChromeOS
>obscure distro meant for caged up Nogs
what the frick is endless justice?
Seems to be a fork of Endless OS (Linux), modified to be used by people in jail.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39498544
https://www.worldpossiblejustice.org/layer-1-securebooks/endless-justice-content
so are they implying they're gonna be in jail forever?
what's the point of giving them laptops if there's no "after"
>what's the point of giving them laptops if there's no "after"
it's not exactly like the movies, but life doesn't stop at the physical. so there's that
my nephew went to prison for a few months and you can do stuff like watch movies and listen to music if you can afford it. can't imagine they give you much access to the 'real' internet but you can do 'stuff' i suppose
https://www.worldpossiblejustice.org/layer-1-securebooks/endless-justice-content
Make them install Sabotage Linux or Oasis Linux. They're a pain in the ass to install
You already highlighted the correct choice. Endless Justice OS sets the standard for lawful computing the world over.
Is this guy autistic?
Is everyone moronic here?
Yes
Ah yes installing something without opensource code seems to be the classic Windows user mindset let's make this random tool the primary usecase of our computer, surely they are good guys.. not to talk about a stripped down version like that with no security. Takes 45 min to install dotnet desktop. Go back to /b/ homosexual
windo 11
Ask for them to install and say you absolutely need Debian Sarge on it
No OS, then install Fedora 40
No os then buy windows 10/11 pro key for $2
or how about don't buy it at all, get install it for free?
https://neetventures.com/post/7
https://windowsxlite.com/Optimum10Pro/
or
https://atlasos.net/
>muh gaymes
use the flat is justice one
red star os
He's not going to let you buy it if you're not a prison/government entity.
Just buy a mac. Do it!
i'm currently using mint on my 2015 midrange $500 laptap (full mint, not the lighter install options)
it's slower than windows 7 was, which was faster than the w10 that it came with (no surprise there)
idk what you're looking for. if you want linux and want to game, go with mint i guess. if it's powerful go with the full install or the second fullest install, forgot what its called
if you need windows then look up massgrave activation scripts then navigate to download windows. ltsc 2019 (or iot ltsc 2019) will probably serve you best as it's as lightweight as windows can be. 2021 had issues for me so idk, test it out.
or look into atlasOS maybe
i'm not super great with computers, but trusting some other shmuck to install your os sounds like a 'less than optimal idea'. that's about as much as far as my two cents go anon