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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NIR slowly blinds you. You can't feel it and it takes a decade or so to notice but it's really not good for your eyes. You're not supposed to leave optical mice upside down because of that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      surely the engineers added a safety feature to disable the NIR when charging?...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >apple
        >competent engineers
        Uhmm, no?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh no bros

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          engineers probably had charge on the front but trannies in marketing wanted on the bottom to be different

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it was a marketing decision to put the charger on the bottom. Apple wanted to force people to use it wireless for their brand image, not for anyone's convenience.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kinda suprised they didn't offer a cheap front charging adaptor for $5000

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tfw i have to tell my boss i need to take a break for an hour because my mouse needs to charge
            it's better for my psychology

            just charge the mouse when you're not on your computer. You do get up from your computer and touch grass, right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >is not allowed to used wired tech
            pathetic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Apple wanted to force people to use it wireless for their brand image
            Then why the frick do they let you use the wireless keyboard plugged in?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. engineering student

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ummm, yes?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Thousands of patents
            Heh. Of all the things here this is probably the most misleading/easy to misunderstand statement.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is this the dude that made that shitty product that got destroyed by MKBHD?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >destroyed by MKBHD
            The only thing destroyed by that guy is your brain.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            did they retcon jony ive

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imran Chaudhri was the dumb homosexual that told Steve Jobs that iPhone doesn't need a "back" button and one button at the bottom is already enough because it's confusing to users

            The abysmal shitty quality of Humane AI pin really makes me wonder if they spent more time fricking each other than better project management.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NIR slowly blinds you.
      Source?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why don't you become a source by exposing your eyes to NIR everyday?
        come on, do it pussy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's basic logic. NIR carries a good amount of energy but your eye can't detect it, so your pupils don't constrict in response to NIR. Same thing as a solar eclipse, only slower.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is the intensity of said light
      >everyone must be gazing into it 24/7, from dead perpendicular angle because iToddlers or smth
      you are the same kind of moron who says that bluetooth gives you cancer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bluetooth does give you cancer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mobile phones give you cancer!
          Yeah, maybe in extreme cases its plausible.
          Non-ionizing radiation can affect sodium channels, so its not tinfoil hat made up stuff.
          Still need lots of close exposure and highest transmit powers to even consider it as a contributor irl.
          >two order lower magnitude transmit power bluetooth device gives you cancer!
          no fricking way lol, even considering above its totally insignificant.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bluetooth does give you cancer

        It gives you cataracts more than cancer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It gives you shit: even in regular chinkshit wired red led mouse there is mechanism to only switch high emission power on, which should be even more important while operating from battery.
          Only ever could imagine it doing anything to your eye, if you were looking it real close with dilated puppils in a dark room for hours while flicking it constantly to switch on the high power mode.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *for a short time

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek nice

      Sent from my GNU/Linux

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GeeNu Slash Linucks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://vocaroo.com/120Qk4AxhJLv

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >IQfy has discovered the Edge browser has funny TTS
          Oh no

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are they intentionally marketing it to pedophiles?
            What other obscure features does it have? (I don't normally use non-free software sorry.)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Edge is free

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure Anon meant free as in freedom, not free as in gratis

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            By that logic no software is free.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >By that logic no software is free.
            If you're on windows perhaps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently it gives you 12 hours of charge in 2 mins so just take a piss and it should be good for the rest of the day if it dies

      kek

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick apple

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw i have to tell my boss i need to take a break for an hour because my mouse needs to charge
    it's better for my psychology

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boss hands you a wired mouse
      >"here anon use this while the other charges"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry i only use apple products and my macbook has no ports anyway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao
        if i were the boss
        and saw an employee doing nothing but waiting for his mouse to recharge, watching it thoughtlessly
        i think id throw his whole desk through the window

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No you wouldn't.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i worked in construction for 10 years, and have the character that comes with that
            ive thrown heavier or more expensive things through windows

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you have anger issues, you'll probably end up in jail for involuntary manslaughter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude we're all remote. I'd be playing factorio on my Linux machine with a logitech trackball I wouldn't be "thoughtless."

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, sometimes...
            i will do hiring at some point in the mid to near future
            and i can guarantee you i wont have people do remote if i dont evaluate them in situ for a while
            and that depending what i do bc if all goes well i wanna mess around with robotics, and that means everyone is where the lab is at.
            i can handle the code side, i need engineers and machinists. hard to do that remotely, init?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope. I just got hired for a new remote position without any of that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, well, you never know with today market
            and im talking about things that ill prolly start doing in 6mo-1year anyways
            (not sure abt the robotics doe its entirely dependent on how much budget ill have by then)

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this a problem? Just buy a second mouse and use that when the other one is charging.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Artists tend to use Apple products. By crippling those artists with the Apple Magic Mouse you spare them of a life of suffering. I’ve heard that it isn’t easy working in the art world.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking from experience, Apple has moronic customers. You're the problem.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iTODDLERS TFO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITODDLERS BTF hey wait...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based grandpa

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My Logitech mouse from 2008 is still in daily use.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It takes Applel a decade to copy some shitty design from some cheap ass peripheral manufacturer

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile here's the perennial GOAT

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is moronic but honestly a non-issue. What's actually unforgivable is the ergonomics.
    Wtf is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The mouse forces you to do the claw grip.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Using claw is like begging for carpal.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >charging a mouse
    >instead of swapping the battery in 10 secs
    >and that battery lasts for months and costs literally $2
    >also making your mouse immune to becoming obsolete by a worn out proprietary battery

    Lol, lmao even

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Magic Mouse (1st generation) used batteries. Apple even sold rechargeable batteries and a charger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Apple battery charger
        Charpple?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>also making your mouse immune to becoming obsolete by a worn out proprietary battery

      I unironically only buy shit which either can run on a cord alone or has commonly accessible (and user replaceable) batteries nowadays. Headphones, trimmers, flashlights, phones, anything wireless really. Maybe that's far more common around these parts than in my social circle though.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get this argument, what wireless mouse can you use while plugged in and charging?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still giving apple free publicity, 15 years later after its release
    They were playing 4d marketing chess, and you are too much of a brainlet to realize it.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do regime apologia spouting golems always try to deflect shitty and moronic design with endless pilpul, gaslighting, and various psychological manipulation?
    >you just don't understand the genius, depth, and complexity of [product]
    >[something incoherent and americentric rambling about shallow conservative critique that spans for hours]
    >you just didn't get it
    >you're not the target demographic (anymore)

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sohrab osati

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to make a proper ergonomic mouse.

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