Who's your favorite philosopher?

Who's your favorite philosopher?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    She just made that up, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it. Males are pretty stupid like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are male too, homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          exactly, why would I not be aware of the falls and follies of what I intrinsically am? Am I not MORE aware of the faults of my species precisely BECAUSE I am one of them? I understand the pride of being a man results in your failure (or refusal) in diagnosing the problem inherent in being a man, but the true answer in navigating the world is not pride of what you are born with, but gratitude, which differ in that gratitude can leave room for self reflection, while pride is the donning of ignorance, pretending it is a regal coat when it actually covers the mirror of the heart that seeks to reflect and be reflected.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Schlechtberg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Schlechtberg? oh yeah i've read some of his stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Schlechtberg
      Literally the pseud version of Jeandeot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >berg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon you are addicted to israeli people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally a rip off of johannes edelbrock

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adolf Hitler

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO, that name doesn't even sound German. But nice try, b***h. No tell me your ACTUAL favourite philosopher (You do know actual philosophers don't you? I won't frick you if you don't.)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure that "Hitler" is just some obscure alias for the German philosopher Adolf Schicklgruber actually, who I'm incidentally a big fan of.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skatocrotes of Urologia, while some consider him more of a historian because of his expansive 40 volume work (well, we're lead to believe that it was 40 volumes, some later commenters claim it was 400, but D.P. Minge who is the most eminent contemporary scholar on Skatocrotes puts the figure at 40 ) on the "headwear" which is the most expansive collection of writings on hats, caps, headbands and such ever amassed in human history. We have only about 9 volumes, although recently there was a major coup when 6 books of a previously unknown volume where found written in Papyrus in Egypt, and most excitingly this covers wigs for bald men which gives us an massive insight into the sociology of balding in pre-modern times.
    Anyway we have two of his other works, his Physics, which is more or less an episteme of Aristotle's Physics with some odd hat analogies thrown in. And his Proto-Physics which I highly recommend you all read, once you read it his history of headwear will make sense obviously, but the entire history of movement of mankind will. effectively it distills to we are all born bald and naked, and it is through knowing the world that we cloak ourselves, particularly the head. It's really refuting the Platonic doctrine of how knowledge comes about, and he has some very interesting things to say about theater and mimesis: how reality is unadorned, but poetry and theater is "richly clad, adorned with elegant crowns". While he's not exactly advocating for falsehood over truth, he is instead sort of prefiguring Baudrillard's hyperreality I guess?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Urologia
      Doesn't sound Greek enough. Something like Iaetia sounds better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good point. I was going for the cheap laugh over versimilitude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dr DP minge

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Last time this thread was made it was a different girl in the screencap. The internet has truly become a human centipede with 5 websites and no beginning or end.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I happen to be the foremost expert on the works of Olaf Friedrich Schwanzsauger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh really, what do you think of the new commentary Penguin are publishing by those two Chinese academics?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wu Ma is a major fricking pseud. His 2003 publication "Being in Imperial Germany: Power and Hegemony in the Eyes of Schwanzsauger" totally misinterpreted Olaf and ruined the field of studies since now every academic has adopted has paradigm. Chang Ban-Shang is an even bigger pseud but I don't even want to get into that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Seething this hard
          Lmao I love Ma, he's been pissing off chuds for years. Go touch grass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know why Wu Ma expected us to swallow that reading. If you ask me, his interpretation of history really blows, he had one job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only read bits of his, but I remember finding them very interesting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Retroactively refuted by Burtfengler.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Schwanzsauger

      hehe ulkig

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marcus Aurelius
    I even studied Latin just to learn to read his Meditations in the original language

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's probably bait but Meditations was originally written in Greek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah i've read some of his stuff

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Günther Poopenfartenwald

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there was always a strange air about his work but maybe I didn't digest it properly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gold

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based woman btfoing pseuds

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Suuba Nuuba of Sheeba. I know you're not supposed to mention him here, especially after that zoomer did that youtube video about his sex life. I don't think I need to tell anyone here that it's all based on a Victorian novelization and that he died 500 years after Salome. Anyway.
    I'm tired of hiding it. He's the perfect philosopher. He's for the ages. He solved the hard problem of consciousness before it was even considered. Yes, his book on etymology is completely wrong, but you have to remember that he was writing at a time in Sheeba where they didn't have access to any Greek or Babylonian literature. So of course he was just going to make up Greek sounding words. He even admits it in "Downstream Moon Meditations" (Book X, section 15) this is from the translation that Daniel Day Lewis's father did
    >wherein whichforth the tongue of the Yunan (Greeks) bathes memories long since dried. We will griptortian them. Inverse Homonculai will guide us towards their goat-faced wisdom
    *griptortian is a Sheebian word for a process of leaving a sort of expanding wax made from the Griptoi Flower, which when you bake expands like a shrinky dink
    **goat-faced seems to suggest that the Greeks are all old and bearded, and therefore wise

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I rather like the ideas of Franz Zwetschkenröster Kaiserschmarrn

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Penguin Classics

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Schniedel Schtinkt

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theodore Kaczynski

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Laozi
    Spinoza
    Bataille

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't everyone just google everything immediately? She's making this up, so why not pretend she does this in person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly the type of irony that Miha Czechizchia wrote about in "Abductive dialecto-narration in the age of Teleomodernity"

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lucian of Samosata

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Teufelsdröckh

      Proactively refuted by Herodotus

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Klaus Schwab

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based and bug pilled

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey babe, who's you favorite philosopher?"
    >"Zapffe, and yours?"
    >weeks go by
    >"Oh shit, she ghosted me!"
    >"Hi, this is her sister. She killed herself last week."
    Every time.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yo you frick with hegel?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Schlechtberg

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >social media screencap thread
    This is gonna hit bump limit, isn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And I can't even get a single post in my threads about the metaphysics of Zlakovsky.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heidegger Von Hegelstein

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >51 replies
    >0 deSelby readers
    IQfy has such terrible pseud taste, they never tackle the greats

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a big fan of DeBofa.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that vag faced greek who said you never step in the same river twice... you know? Hairy Clitoris

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gliedfresser is a great, a lesser known Romantic Surrealist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh, Penis Gobbler, very funny.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would call its bluff. Reminder, women are things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You already lost by falling for copypasta ragebait instead of making funny philosopher names. Read Mike Harry Kant some time.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weininger.

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