To think that GitHub doesn’t have any functionality for github repo owners to delete PRs from moronic Black folk in fricking 2024 is hilarious. Oh someone submitted moronic ass shit to your repo? Your cuck ass can only close PR and that shit stain will remain on your repository. Had GH implemented the functionality to delete a PR then we would see closed PRs being meaningful to the version history of the repository but Microsoft is full of moronic streetshitters.
This looks innocuous. People meme on this kind of shit, but if the pajeet didn't do it, who would?
Why? You are aware that a lot of maintainers explicitly request documentation MRs, just because it's something so few people are interested in doing, right?
he uses the same amount of words. if he actually resummarized more than just put equivalent words for no reason other than getting his name on the project then it wouldn't have become a shitpost thread
he uses the same amount of words. if he actually resummarized more than just put equivalent words for no reason other than getting his name on the project then it wouldn't have become a shitpost thread
is english not your first language or are you just being dumb on purpose?
>if you start seeing errors such as `403`, you can always re-request a link >if you can always re-request a link if you start seeing errors such as `403`
regardless of the others, which structure is best? I personally like the first one better, as it gives context first and doesn't defer it.
the first one is better because generally but not always, in the english language, the important part of the sentence goes at the end.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The second one is better because the important part of the sentence is usually the lede.
(I'm kidding and agree with [...])
[...] >if you start seeing errors such as `403`, you can always re-request a link >if you can always re-request a link if you start seeing errors such as `403`
regardless of the others, which structure is best? I personally like the first one better, as it gives context first and doesn't defer it.
In technical writing, you should lead with the part that lets the reader skip the sentence if they don't need the info in it. So here, leading with the 403 error is better because unless you have that error, you don't need this info.
second is better. you don't use compound sentence structure in technical writing unless it's strictly necessary (hint: it never is).
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Incorrect. The most important information needs to be at the front of the statement.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Are you moronic? Both are compound sentences. Just because one has a comma and the other doesnt', doesn't change that fact. They're the same sentence, just in reverse. You're a terrible technical writer if that's your take on this extremely simple example. Besides, compound sentences are not at all forbidden in technical writing. Some morons peddle this, but technical writing isn't Simple English. And even there you can use compound sentences.
iirc there's some contest in which you get a free t-shirt or something like that if you get a pr accepted on an open source repo with more than some number of stars
There should be a feature in github where if a pull request only contains certain files the pull request is automatically declined. Then you could just add the readme and other text files and filter a bunch of low effort request.
i'm honestly amazed people didn't release some 3rd party plugin to do this or separate the issues tracker from github to some 3rd party platform that can filter trash.
if i was a dev on github i'd simply state that issues aren't watched and you need to send an email to some throwaway account where i could filter things.
that's like kneeling on the neck of innovation. we should promote diversity and inclusion in open source.
>no way they're stil doing it >look at recent declined commits >they STILL are doing it
This shit has been going on for months, do jeets just not get tired
Looked at one of these and found >#Apna College
Which seems to be an indian college. I suspect somebody is teaching poos how to make github PRs, and they're just using whatever project.
moronic libBlack folk at expressjs think they had a moral high ground for saying hurr durr no we shouldn't range ban india and look at them having to manually close all the streetshitter's PRs kek
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Giving Indians access to the Internet and it's consequences has been a disaster for the human race.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
disaster for the white race too, they are all jobless now or unpaid janitors
I don't think this is the case, because they could just fiddle with their own repos.
I think the real reason is that they want to say on a resume ''worked on X, Y, Z project and made many open source contributions''. Which is fricking stupid.
They keep changing almost the same line too. This has to be a targeted attack, or like that anon said a poo teacher teaching his students how to shit up a repo.
You're right, this is a literal bioweapon since these morons are indistinguishable from an infectious disease that has access to a keyboard and the Internet
>no way they're stil doing it >look at recent declined commits >they STILL are doing it
This shit has been going on for months, do jeets just not get tired
>github doesn't have an option to block PRs from a specific country in 2024
It actually revises the grammar and not just adds "hello I'm Rajeesh". All of these were errors except for the "in order to" which looks correct to me.
These are actually not bad grammar fixes, but what benefit do pajeets get from documentation PRs? Does this actually help them get programming jobs? I can’t imagine that it would add much to a resume unless you’re contributing code as well.
I think it's mostly just cargo culting, but there's at least a tiny tiny chance that some HR moron just needs a brown with literally any relevant experience and having "Open Source Contributor" on their Github page is good enough to get them shuffled into a makework job somewhere regardless of how trivial it is
>bunch of asians release their code for their research that moves tech forward >pajeets instantly come in with readme """revisions""" just so their jeethub can look good
Fricking shameless. Nuke India.
I don't know what it is about the phrasing there that infuriates me
Aside from the obvious ESL babble nature of it, the egotism of adding broken english to a major application's readme and then insisting that it makes it "gorgeous" is just the most pajeet thing I can think of
best part about this is that github sent an email to every single member every time a reply was posted, meaning they had to send around 62 million emails
Saar i need you to merge request for my university points, you do needful or professor durga durgasoft abudabhi won't be pleased with this and send rape witch at your house
>files changed (1)
A constantly changing readme is bad practice, the only time a readme should be revised is when there has been a change to the codebase that needs to be mentioned like a new feature. The shitter has made zero changes and is now wasting another person's time to close it
Then they'll add open source github contributor to their CV
Because they know they won't suffer any consequences.
Might as well spam PRs, use them to claim you "contributed" to some big project, and pad your CV to absurd degrees.
>my company hired a female developer fresh out of india >first day >typical thick indian accent that is barely intelligible >mfw
Very curious what the quality of her contributions will be.
>durgasoft trained >contributor to 100s of open source projects
op is just jealous he isn't a weapon of durgasoft. didn't get accepted into the core java batch.
many such cases.
they are just doing the needful
please redeem my PR right now saar
To think that GitHub doesn’t have any functionality for github repo owners to delete PRs from moronic Black folk in fricking 2024 is hilarious. Oh someone submitted moronic ass shit to your repo? Your cuck ass can only close PR and that shit stain will remain on your repository. Had GH implemented the functionality to delete a PR then we would see closed PRs being meaningful to the version history of the repository but Microsoft is full of moronic streetshitters.
then i wouldn't have museum kino like the gnome pull requests or all these excellent india threads
>gnome requests
huh? post a link.
you can delete issues, idk about PR's though
just merge my PR b***h lassaga!
because its perfect.
perfect for gorgeous looks.
can mege ASAP @epicdevelopers
His changes are mostly good, you are too wordy
I agree
still, pull requesting a readme is absolute dalit behavior
This looks innocuous. People meme on this kind of shit, but if the pajeet didn't do it, who would?
Why? You are aware that a lot of maintainers explicitly request documentation MRs, just because it's something so few people are interested in doing, right?
>This looks innocuous
They are exploiting the system so they can say they "contributed" to a big project
he uses the same amount of words. if he actually resummarized more than just put equivalent words for no reason other than getting his name on the project then it wouldn't have become a shitpost thread
>close jeet's pr
>make your own commit using the exact same changes
I agree, I was actually surprised to see that the changes are legit.
is english not your first language or are you just being dumb on purpose?
This. Based writer.
Absolutely illiterate.
>flexing your grammar muscles on GitHub
You will never be a programmer.
>if you start seeing errors such as `403`, you can always re-request a link
>if you can always re-request a link if you start seeing errors such as `403`
regardless of the others, which structure is best? I personally like the first one better, as it gives context first and doesn't defer it.
the first one is better because generally but not always, in the english language, the important part of the sentence goes at the end.
In technical writing, you should lead with the part that lets the reader skip the sentence if they don't need the info in it. So here, leading with the 403 error is better because unless you have that error, you don't need this info.
The second one is better because the important part of the sentence is usually the lede.
(I'm kidding and agree with
)
second is better. you don't use compound sentence structure in technical writing unless it's strictly necessary (hint: it never is).
Incorrect. The most important information needs to be at the front of the statement.
Are you moronic? Both are compound sentences. Just because one has a comma and the other doesnt', doesn't change that fact. They're the same sentence, just in reverse. You're a terrible technical writer if that's your take on this extremely simple example. Besides, compound sentences are not at all forbidden in technical writing. Some morons peddle this, but technical writing isn't Simple English. And even there you can use compound sentences.
Merge ASAP
I thought this was going to be one of those funny PR where the pajeet took correct grammar and wanted to change it to something completely incorrect.
iirc there's some contest in which you get a free t-shirt or something like that if you get a pr accepted on an open source repo with more than some number of stars
There should be a feature in github where if a pull request only contains certain files the pull request is automatically declined. Then you could just add the readme and other text files and filter a bunch of low effort request.
Github should allow repos to range ban certain countries.
that's like kneeling on the neck of innovation. we should promote diversity and inclusion in open source.
i'm honestly amazed people didn't release some 3rd party plugin to do this or separate the issues tracker from github to some 3rd party platform that can filter trash.
if i was a dev on github i'd simply state that issues aren't watched and you need to send an email to some throwaway account where i could filter things.
mediocre bait.
Imagine how it feels to be "grammar corrected" by an indian...
Yeah, either extraordinary Pajeet or OP is a bit ...demonstrably eloquent in his choice of words.
Suck it, OP, he got you.
I don't understand why they have a meme accent even when they've been living in English speaking accent for years.
If their parents speak indian at home, they grow up only hearing indian until they go to school.
>accent
sar do the mergeful https://github.com/expressjs/express/issues/5476
>no way they're stil doing it
>look at recent declined commits
>they STILL are doing it
This shit has been going on for months, do jeets just not get tired
They haven't overflowed the int32 themselves yet
my name gurleen kaur
My name Jeff
lmfao
Looked at one of these and found
>#Apna College
Which seems to be an indian college. I suspect somebody is teaching poos how to make github PRs, and they're just using whatever project.
Anon, were you unthawed yesterday?
ma cac in gura ta si te caci in gura mea
Sirs learn other language than English?!
moronic libBlack folk at expressjs think they had a moral high ground for saying hurr durr no we shouldn't range ban india and look at them having to manually close all the streetshitter's PRs kek
Giving Indians access to the Internet and it's consequences has been a disaster for the human race.
disaster for the white race too, they are all jobless now or unpaid janitors
>genuine indian contributors
>genuine
>mfw
I don't think this is the case, because they could just fiddle with their own repos.
I think the real reason is that they want to say on a resume ''worked on X, Y, Z project and made many open source contributions''. Which is fricking stupid.
They keep changing almost the same line too. This has to be a targeted attack, or like that anon said a poo teacher teaching his students how to shit up a repo.
>Remove Readme.md
>No more spam.
Everyone is stupid but me.
Add readme.md to .gitignore.
this the tech equivalent of a bioweapon, make some tutorial in hindi and link that repo, itll be destroyed in days
You're right, this is a literal bioweapon since these morons are indistinguishable from an infectious disease that has access to a keyboard and the Internet
Bioweapon of DURGASOFT
Most of those are swapping out English root words with Romance shit.
Perfect for gorgeous looks can push ASAP @everyone
Sirs?
>github doesn't have an option to block PRs from a specific country in 2024
Left
>Honest
>Mechanical
>Formulaic
Right
>Implicit
>Corporate
>Punctual
Left:
>learned to program
Right:
>learned project management and soft skills
I trust normal-speak README's over the corporate language every day
wtf? just bunch of synonims
>synonims
moronic ESL, you are in a no place to speak about this
>no arguments
Kys shitskin
Good looking sir
doing the needfuls sar
Imagine getting dabbed on by literal fricking street shitters
GitHub frick up thread?
They really should change Github so editing markdown or any non-code file doesn't grant contributor status to avoid these
It actually revises the grammar and not just adds "hello I'm Rajeesh". All of these were errors except for the "in order to" which looks correct to me.
because software companies demand that they contribute for open source software and only cucks actually care about it
>DO THE NEEDFUL AND MERGE MY PULL REQUEST RIGHT NOW YOU b***h BLOODY BASTARD FRICKER
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
What was his endgame?
he just wanted to redeem beautiful looks... all they had to do was merge asap, but instead they all turned on him...
entertainment. he's hilarious.
That was the best pr in github history, no other will ever come close
LOCK IT DOWN! LOCK IT DOWN NOW!!!
These are actually not bad grammar fixes, but what benefit do pajeets get from documentation PRs? Does this actually help them get programming jobs? I can’t imagine that it would add much to a resume unless you’re contributing code as well.
I think it's mostly just cargo culting, but there's at least a tiny tiny chance that some HR moron just needs a brown with literally any relevant experience and having "Open Source Contributor" on their Github page is good enough to get them shuffled into a makework job somewhere regardless of how trivial it is
Cargo cult mentality. Also I think there was an Indian git tutorial which included creating a pr in the react repo and getting it merged.
pls rewrite
>bunch of asians release their code for their research that moves tech forward
>pajeets instantly come in with readme """revisions""" just so their jeethub can look good
Fricking shameless. Nuke India.
we need to firewall the entire country of india from the global internet
yes
>firewall India
>let pajeets build their own net as an experiment
>open it up decades later
>look inside
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
They'll have fixed the GOOD MORNING! DDoS they do. #PooperPower and all that.
Yes. Pic related offers a terrifying insight into just how bad things have gotten since the "good old days" of the internet.
>We were only at pajeet levels of 36% in 2018
We're fricked when the whole of india gets online
We need a Great Firewall of India, just to keep the pajeets away from things they shouldn't touch.
I mean if I was mandated to commit so many lines an week, I'd do the same
what the FRICK is that font rendering?
UW Ttyp0 fren
Sorry, it's terminus
Can push asap.,perfect For Gorgeous looks
I don't know what it is about the phrasing there that infuriates me
Aside from the obvious ESL babble nature of it, the egotism of adding broken english to a major application's readme and then insisting that it makes it "gorgeous" is just the most pajeet thing I can think of
best part about this is that github sent an email to every single member every time a reply was posted, meaning they had to send around 62 million emails
>chicken
anyone have the one of the jeet whose only contribution is overwriting the author's name with his own?
Lol shit I wanna see this
Anyone have this?
Yeah I want to see that one. Been looking but haven't found it.
Saar i need you to merge request for my university points, you do needful or professor durga durgasoft abudabhi won't be pleased with this and send rape witch at your house
i have no clue about git culture, whats the problem here? i mean, he revised it for free and did a decent job. why not merge it?
>files changed (1)
A constantly changing readme is bad practice, the only time a readme should be revised is when there has been a change to the codebase that needs to be mentioned like a new feature. The shitter has made zero changes and is now wasting another person's time to close it
Then they'll add open source github contributor to their CV
>intern does some menial task for the day to get used to the build infrastructure
>IQfy gays:
>contribute to OSS anyone can do it!
>"anyone" does it
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
it's more common than you think.
many such cases
Because they know they won't suffer any consequences.
Might as well spam PRs, use them to claim you "contributed" to some big project, and pad your CV to absurd degrees.
Github stat farming for job applications
Sirs, register in new batch!
https://earth.google.com/web/search/HUDA+Commercial+Complex,+National+Highway+65,+Maitrivanam,+Srinivasa+Nagar+West,+Ameerpet,+Hyderabad,+Telangana,+India/@17.43718608,78.44382389,554.66143206a,0d,85.82649226y,69.71446006h,112.95635505t,0r/data=CuMBGrgBErEBCiUweDNiY2I5MGM1N2QxNGRhMDE6MHg3MzE4YzZkOGNjZjI2OWI4GUrvdhjubzFAIaAkE6ZenFNAKnZIVURBIENvbW1lcmNpYWwgQ29tcGxleCwgTmF0aW9uYWwgSGlnaHdheSA2NSwgTWFpdHJpdmFuYW0sIFNyaW5pdmFzYSBOYWdhciBXZXN0LCBBbWVlcnBldCwgSHlkZXJhYmFkLCBUZWxhbmdhbmEsIEluZGlhGAEgASImCiQJOxfL0Bm7SUARicDSEg67SUAZIt2U042UBMAhixl45I6XBMAiGgoWZWgwNklxWXhtS05oV1ZXeGZfR094QRACOgMKATA
Imagine the smell.
>written v.s. spoken
depends on how you read I guess?
Digital terrorism.
My Indian directory is just named "hacktober".
Actual content? Thanks, anon. Made me chuckle.
>screenshot of the fricking github page
tfw someone went ahead and actually created an pajeet blacklist due to octoberfest spam
https://github.com/maximelafarie/spamtoberfest
Over 2000 jeets on the list. Sad it isn't updated anymore.
No free tshirts anymore for hacktober, so the jeets stopped. Thus no need to update the list.
Ah makes sense. I only have a 2017 tshirt still lying around I think. The other ones do look cool tho, wish I'd gotten them as well.
Did it worked?
>hello beautyfull (heart eyes emoji) you are gorgous darling sexy (blowing a kiss emoji) (wink emoji) (wink emoji)
Why use github anyways when gitlab exists?
pajeets are the biblical plauge of the end times.
His grammar is better. I expected more from you. You might be a pajeet too.
>my company hired a female developer fresh out of india
>first day
>typical thick indian accent that is barely intelligible
>mfw
Very curious what the quality of her contributions will be.
>india
>her
>contributions
I dread to think...
>Mr. recruiter, look how many contributions I've made on GitHub 😉
The icing on the cake is the grammatical error in the PR title
The cherry on the cake is your lack of English literacy
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/revise
The tense is wrong since I doubt this was an actual ticket.
That's how you're supposed to phrase commit messages.
Not in the past tense, since the message is meant to answer
>what does this commit do?
i phrase everything in the past tense and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>Proficient gaslighter
>master procastinator
lmao
Its like a halucinating LM
>AI generated pfp
>AI generated bio
Cringe
>all his fricking commits are readmes
Kek you cannot make this shit up
noob
>Most used language: python
He has earned more stars than all of us combined
Pajeets gotchu OP
It's sad but it is what it is
man, how did you achieve that font rendering in your web browser? What fontconfig are you using? Looks fricking amazing.
I'm using firefox, you can just change it in about:preferences
My default is UW Ttyp0
they learned from women who used to do the same thing on github and got hired for it.
>heckin slide threads slid off my shitty, low effort repost of a thread the board already had this week
post the one where he runs the English spell check over German text
unreal
No way it's not a shitpost
Indians are scum of this Earth. India should be nuked and the land should be salted.
TOTAL PAJEET DEATH
>durgasoft trained
>contributor to 100s of open source projects
op is just jealous he isn't a weapon of durgasoft. didn't get accepted into the core java batch.
many such cases.