Why are pajeets like this?

Why are pajeets like this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are just doing the needful

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    please redeem my PR right now saar

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To think that GitHub doesn’t have any functionality for github repo owners to delete PRs from moronic Black folk in fricking 2024 is hilarious. Oh someone submitted moronic ass shit to your repo? Your cuck ass can only close PR and that shit stain will remain on your repository. Had GH implemented the functionality to delete a PR then we would see closed PRs being meaningful to the version history of the repository but Microsoft is full of moronic streetshitters.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      then i wouldn't have museum kino like the gnome pull requests or all these excellent india threads

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gnome requests
        huh? post a link.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can delete issues, idk about PR's though

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just merge my PR b***h lassaga!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because its perfect.

    perfect for gorgeous looks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      can mege ASAP @epicdevelopers

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His changes are mostly good, you are too wordy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree
      still, pull requesting a readme is absolute dalit behavior

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This looks innocuous. People meme on this kind of shit, but if the pajeet didn't do it, who would?

        Why? You are aware that a lot of maintainers explicitly request documentation MRs, just because it's something so few people are interested in doing, right?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This looks innocuous
          They are exploiting the system so they can say they "contributed" to a big project

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he uses the same amount of words. if he actually resummarized more than just put equivalent words for no reason other than getting his name on the project then it wouldn't have become a shitpost thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >close jeet's pr
      >make your own commit using the exact same changes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, I was actually surprised to see that the changes are legit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is english not your first language or are you just being dumb on purpose?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Based writer.

      he uses the same amount of words. if he actually resummarized more than just put equivalent words for no reason other than getting his name on the project then it wouldn't have become a shitpost thread

      is english not your first language or are you just being dumb on purpose?

      Absolutely illiterate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flexing your grammar muscles on GitHub
        You will never be a programmer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His changes are mostly good, you are too wordy

        >if you start seeing errors such as `403`, you can always re-request a link
        >if you can always re-request a link if you start seeing errors such as `403`
        regardless of the others, which structure is best? I personally like the first one better, as it gives context first and doesn't defer it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the first one is better because generally but not always, in the english language, the important part of the sentence goes at the end.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The second one is better because the important part of the sentence is usually the lede.
            (I'm kidding and agree with [...])

            [...]
            >if you start seeing errors such as `403`, you can always re-request a link
            >if you can always re-request a link if you start seeing errors such as `403`
            regardless of the others, which structure is best? I personally like the first one better, as it gives context first and doesn't defer it.

            In technical writing, you should lead with the part that lets the reader skip the sentence if they don't need the info in it. So here, leading with the 403 error is better because unless you have that error, you don't need this info.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The second one is better because the important part of the sentence is usually the lede.
          (I'm kidding and agree with

          the first one is better because generally but not always, in the english language, the important part of the sentence goes at the end.

          )

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          second is better. you don't use compound sentence structure in technical writing unless it's strictly necessary (hint: it never is).

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Incorrect. The most important information needs to be at the front of the statement.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you moronic? Both are compound sentences. Just because one has a comma and the other doesnt', doesn't change that fact. They're the same sentence, just in reverse. You're a terrible technical writer if that's your take on this extremely simple example. Besides, compound sentences are not at all forbidden in technical writing. Some morons peddle this, but technical writing isn't Simple English. And even there you can use compound sentences.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merge ASAP

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was going to be one of those funny PR where the pajeet took correct grammar and wanted to change it to something completely incorrect.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    iirc there's some contest in which you get a free t-shirt or something like that if you get a pr accepted on an open source repo with more than some number of stars

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There should be a feature in github where if a pull request only contains certain files the pull request is automatically declined. Then you could just add the readme and other text files and filter a bunch of low effort request.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Github should allow repos to range ban certain countries.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's like kneeling on the neck of innovation. we should promote diversity and inclusion in open source.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm honestly amazed people didn't release some 3rd party plugin to do this or separate the issues tracker from github to some 3rd party platform that can filter trash.

        if i was a dev on github i'd simply state that issues aren't watched and you need to send an email to some throwaway account where i could filter things.

        that's like kneeling on the neck of innovation. we should promote diversity and inclusion in open source.

        mediocre bait.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how it feels to be "grammar corrected" by an indian...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, either extraordinary Pajeet or OP is a bit ...demonstrably eloquent in his choice of words.
      Suck it, OP, he got you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why they have a meme accent even when they've been living in English speaking accent for years.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If their parents speak indian at home, they grow up only hearing indian until they go to school.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >accent

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sar do the mergeful https://github.com/expressjs/express/issues/5476

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no way they're stil doing it
      >look at recent declined commits
      >they STILL are doing it
      This shit has been going on for months, do jeets just not get tired

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They haven't overflowed the int32 themselves yet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        my name gurleen kaur

        My name Jeff

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        my name gurleen kaur

        My name Jeff

        lmfao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looked at one of these and found
        >#Apna College
        Which seems to be an indian college. I suspect somebody is teaching poos how to make github PRs, and they're just using whatever project.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, were you unthawed yesterday?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ma cac in gura ta si te caci in gura mea

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sirs learn other language than English?!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            moronic libBlack folk at expressjs think they had a moral high ground for saying hurr durr no we shouldn't range ban india and look at them having to manually close all the streetshitter's PRs kek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Giving Indians access to the Internet and it's consequences has been a disaster for the human race.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            disaster for the white race too, they are all jobless now or unpaid janitors

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >genuine indian contributors
            >genuine

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think this is the case, because they could just fiddle with their own repos.

          I think the real reason is that they want to say on a resume ''worked on X, Y, Z project and made many open source contributions''. Which is fricking stupid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They keep changing almost the same line too. This has to be a targeted attack, or like that anon said a poo teacher teaching his students how to shit up a repo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Remove Readme.md
        >No more spam.
        Everyone is stupid but me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Add readme.md to .gitignore.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this the tech equivalent of a bioweapon, make some tutorial in hindi and link that repo, itll be destroyed in days

        • 2 months ago
          earez

          You're right, this is a literal bioweapon since these morons are indistinguishable from an infectious disease that has access to a keyboard and the Internet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bioweapon of DURGASOFT

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of those are swapping out English root words with Romance shit.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect for gorgeous looks can push ASAP @everyone

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no way they're stil doing it
      >look at recent declined commits
      >they STILL are doing it
      This shit has been going on for months, do jeets just not get tired

      >github doesn't have an option to block PRs from a specific country in 2024

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left
    >Honest
    >Mechanical
    >Formulaic
    Right
    >Implicit
    >Corporate
    >Punctual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left:
      >learned to program
      Right:
      >learned project management and soft skills
      I trust normal-speak README's over the corporate language every day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left:
      >learned to program
      Right:
      >learned project management and soft skills
      I trust normal-speak README's over the corporate language every day

      wtf? just bunch of synonims

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >synonims
        moronic ESL, you are in a no place to speak about this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys shitskin

          >no arguments

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys shitskin

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good looking sir

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    doing the needfuls sar

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting dabbed on by literal fricking street shitters

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GitHub frick up thread?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really should change Github so editing markdown or any non-code file doesn't grant contributor status to avoid these

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It actually revises the grammar and not just adds "hello I'm Rajeesh". All of these were errors except for the "in order to" which looks correct to me.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because software companies demand that they contribute for open source software and only cucks actually care about it

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DO THE NEEDFUL AND MERGE MY PULL REQUEST RIGHT NOW YOU b***h BLOODY BASTARD FRICKER
    >SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was his endgame?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he just wanted to redeem beautiful looks... all they had to do was merge asap, but instead they all turned on him...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      entertainment. he's hilarious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the best pr in github history, no other will ever come close

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOCK IT DOWN! LOCK IT DOWN NOW!!!

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are actually not bad grammar fixes, but what benefit do pajeets get from documentation PRs? Does this actually help them get programming jobs? I can’t imagine that it would add much to a resume unless you’re contributing code as well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's mostly just cargo culting, but there's at least a tiny tiny chance that some HR moron just needs a brown with literally any relevant experience and having "Open Source Contributor" on their Github page is good enough to get them shuffled into a makework job somewhere regardless of how trivial it is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cargo cult mentality. Also I think there was an Indian git tutorial which included creating a pr in the react repo and getting it merged.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pls rewrite

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bunch of asians release their code for their research that moves tech forward
    >pajeets instantly come in with readme """revisions""" just so their jeethub can look good
    Fricking shameless. Nuke India.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need to firewall the entire country of india from the global internet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >firewall India
      >let pajeets build their own net as an experiment
      >open it up decades later
      >look inside

      Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'll have fixed the GOOD MORNING! DDoS they do. #PooperPower and all that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Pic related offers a terrifying insight into just how bad things have gotten since the "good old days" of the internet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We were only at pajeet levels of 36% in 2018

        We're fricked when the whole of india gets online

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We need a Great Firewall of India, just to keep the pajeets away from things they shouldn't touch.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean if I was mandated to commit so many lines an week, I'd do the same

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK is that font rendering?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      UW Ttyp0 fren

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, it's terminus

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can push asap.,perfect For Gorgeous looks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what it is about the phrasing there that infuriates me
        Aside from the obvious ESL babble nature of it, the egotism of adding broken english to a major application's readme and then insisting that it makes it "gorgeous" is just the most pajeet thing I can think of

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        best part about this is that github sent an email to every single member every time a reply was posted, meaning they had to send around 62 million emails

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chicken

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have the one of the jeet whose only contribution is overwriting the author's name with his own?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol shit I wanna see this
      Anyone have this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol shit I wanna see this
      Anyone have this?

      Yeah I want to see that one. Been looking but haven't found it.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saar i need you to merge request for my university points, you do needful or professor durga durgasoft abudabhi won't be pleased with this and send rape witch at your house

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have no clue about git culture, whats the problem here? i mean, he revised it for free and did a decent job. why not merge it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >files changed (1)
      A constantly changing readme is bad practice, the only time a readme should be revised is when there has been a change to the codebase that needs to be mentioned like a new feature. The shitter has made zero changes and is now wasting another person's time to close it

      Then they'll add open source github contributor to their CV

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >intern does some menial task for the day to get used to the build infrastructure

    >IQfy gays:

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >contribute to OSS anyone can do it!
      >"anyone" does it
      >NOOOOOOOOOOOO
      it's more common than you think.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        many such cases

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they know they won't suffer any consequences.
    Might as well spam PRs, use them to claim you "contributed" to some big project, and pad your CV to absurd degrees.

  37. 2 months ago
    earez

    Github stat farming for job applications

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs, register in new batch!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://earth.google.com/web/search/HUDA+Commercial+Complex,+National+Highway+65,+Maitrivanam,+Srinivasa+Nagar+West,+Ameerpet,+Hyderabad,+Telangana,+India/@17.43718608,78.44382389,554.66143206a,0d,85.82649226y,69.71446006h,112.95635505t,0r/data=CuMBGrgBErEBCiUweDNiY2I5MGM1N2QxNGRhMDE6MHg3MzE4YzZkOGNjZjI2OWI4GUrvdhjubzFAIaAkE6ZenFNAKnZIVURBIENvbW1lcmNpYWwgQ29tcGxleCwgTmF0aW9uYWwgSGlnaHdheSA2NSwgTWFpdHJpdmFuYW0sIFNyaW5pdmFzYSBOYWdhciBXZXN0LCBBbWVlcnBldCwgSHlkZXJhYmFkLCBUZWxhbmdhbmEsIEluZGlhGAEgASImCiQJOxfL0Bm7SUARicDSEg67SUAZIt2U042UBMAhixl45I6XBMAiGgoWZWgwNklxWXhtS05oV1ZXeGZfR094QRACOgMKATA

      Imagine the smell.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >written v.s. spoken
    depends on how you read I guess?

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Digital terrorism.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Indian directory is just named "hacktober".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual content? Thanks, anon. Made me chuckle.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >screenshot of the fricking github page

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw someone went ahead and actually created an pajeet blacklist due to octoberfest spam

      https://github.com/maximelafarie/spamtoberfest

      Over 2000 jeets on the list. Sad it isn't updated anymore.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No free tshirts anymore for hacktober, so the jeets stopped. Thus no need to update the list.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah makes sense. I only have a 2017 tshirt still lying around I think. The other ones do look cool tho, wish I'd gotten them as well.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did it worked?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hello beautyfull (heart eyes emoji) you are gorgous darling sexy (blowing a kiss emoji) (wink emoji) (wink emoji)

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why use github anyways when gitlab exists?

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pajeets are the biblical plauge of the end times.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His grammar is better. I expected more from you. You might be a pajeet too.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my company hired a female developer fresh out of india
    >first day
    >typical thick indian accent that is barely intelligible
    >mfw
    Very curious what the quality of her contributions will be.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >india
      >her
      >contributions
      I dread to think...

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. recruiter, look how many contributions I've made on GitHub 😉

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The icing on the cake is the grammatical error in the PR title

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cherry on the cake is your lack of English literacy
      https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/revise

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tense is wrong since I doubt this was an actual ticket.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's how you're supposed to phrase commit messages.
          Not in the past tense, since the message is meant to answer
          >what does this commit do?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i phrase everything in the past tense and there's nothing you can do to stop me

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Proficient gaslighter
      >master procastinator
      lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its like a halucinating LM

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI generated pfp
      >AI generated bio
      Cringe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all his fricking commits are readmes
      Kek you cannot make this shit up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      noob

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most used language: python

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has earned more stars than all of us combined

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pajeets gotchu OP
    It's sad but it is what it is

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    man, how did you achieve that font rendering in your web browser? What fontconfig are you using? Looks fricking amazing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm using firefox, you can just change it in about:preferences

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My default is UW Ttyp0

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they learned from women who used to do the same thing on github and got hired for it.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >heckin slide threads slid off my shitty, low effort repost of a thread the board already had this week

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the one where he runs the English spell check over German text

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    unreal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way it's not a shitpost

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indians are scum of this Earth. India should be nuked and the land should be salted.
    TOTAL PAJEET DEATH

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >durgasoft trained
    >contributor to 100s of open source projects
    op is just jealous he isn't a weapon of durgasoft. didn't get accepted into the core java batch.
    many such cases.

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