Why did God curse the snake to crawl on its belly? What kind of punishment is that upon the devil?

Why did God curse the snake to crawl on its belly? What kind of punishment is that upon the devil?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so obvious that the Gensis narrative is some Aboriginal Dreamtime just so story that explains why snakes have no legs and why mothers crush them under their heel but Christians have to cope and invent some moronic meaning for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, imagine how little Shlomo the future scribe chuckled when his father told him the story around the campfire in the wilderness of the Negev back in the 8th century BC.
      >And that's why snakes don't have legs! Isn't that crazy?
      >I love your stories, dad. You're the best!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ouroboros unraveled. That there might be an end to Sin, the Snake no longer chases its Tail.

        Kek

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literal snake
    ngmi

    the real answer is the spirit in the flesh from the fall is of God from the father of sin who is now trapped on earth due to the bloodlines which bear the taint continuing to perpetuate themselves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, it's actually Leviathian aka Tiamat aka the origin of the story which comes from Marduk splitting her in half.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >splitting her in half
        literally the same thing, preadamites and those who are of the tree

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The tree was an Assyrian in the garden
          >Ezekiel 31: 3~9 Behold, the Assyrian was a cedar in Lebanon with fair branches, and with a shadowing shroud, and of an high stature; and his top was among the thick boughs. The waters made him great, the deep set him up on high with her rivers running round about his plants, and sent out her little rivers unto all the trees of the field. Therefore his height was exalted above all the trees of the field, and his boughs were multiplied, and his branches became long because of the multitude of waters, when he shot forth. All the fowls of heaven made their nests in his boughs, and under his branches did all the beasts of the field bring forth their young, and under his shadow dwelt all great nations. Thus was he fair in his greatness, in the length of his branches: for his root was by great waters. The cedars in the garden of God could not hide him: the fir trees were not like his boughs, and the chesnut trees were not like his branches; nor any tree in the garden of God was like unto him in his beauty. I have made him fair by the multitude of his branches: so that all the trees of Eden, that were in the garden of God, envied him.
          The Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil becomes a spirit in the form of Assryia, where it towers into the sky like Babel, and shades the nations in darkness by it's leafs and fruits.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That wasn't the punishment to the devil, but to the serpent the devil was working through.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't the devil control animals anymore?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't feel like it anymore, except for when inhabits your pets and watches you while you sleep

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He does. The only difference is that animals can't speak anymore due to their degradation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao, imagine believing this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's history. The ancient greeks and romans mention talking cows. It was a reality of antiquity that some animals could talk. Many folk tales from all across the earth of warriors hearing the birds gossip and the small varmints of the ground warn them of danger.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If they said it, it must be true.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            even a 4 year old can come up with talking animals sui generis; it's a very obvious idea.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And why do you think that is? Why do small children color the sky blue?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's only occasionally red?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >God curse
    Snake is a reptile, you moron. It has nothing to do with le Jehovah, myself I prefer believing in almighty Cronus or Ba’al (Canaanite / Phoenician god of war).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baal licker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you. I follow ancient Greek philosophy as my religion, and I believe in the almighty god of war— Ba’al. I bet you sre some distorted evangelical wiener sucker whose parents cut his dick in half when he was a few months old.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your god is so mighty that a bunch of Arabs who flooded into Canaan destroyed his name, with the killing blow completed by Christianity. kek.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah , Arabs posing as le israelites— Khazars who believe in a Canaanite god (Jehovah) whose origin is in central Asia.
            Btw seething will not get you the lost half of your dick back.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever, I like my ripped up dick

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What did god keep satan around for
    To work for him

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