Why did he want to conquer everything?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    least ambitious coonqueror

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH GOD I'M GONNA COOOOOONQUER
      >gains 10% of the world's landmass in four battles
      I'M COOOONNNQUERING AAAAAH

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because what else was there to do back then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick his hot wife, he had like 10 wives

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he had like 10 wives
        Truly channeling his father (Zeus)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pussy is temporary, glory is eternal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alexander loved his horse more than he loved any of his concubines.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He named his horse after his branding mark.
          Which is like calling your pet eagle "Eagly".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Philosophy, mathematics, engineering, lots of other things besides coomnquering.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Psychedelics, alcoholism + a culture absolutely set on excellence and beauty.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Allah helps his prophets obviously.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Power

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manlet cope and seethe

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was conquer or be overthrown. The boys his father armed and trained had become men and needed something to do. Why not take them on an adventure?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s what Achilles would have wanted

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pursuit of glory and excellence in order to achieve godhood. He essentially argued that he was the best person in the world and its rightful leader, then backed that claim with military dominance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He essentially argued that he was the best person in the world and its rightful leader, then backed that claim with military dominance.
      >*dies to a mosquito*

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His mother raised him as a son of the god destined for great things. So he ran with that.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was his destiny.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Greeks are bellicose

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I often think how much more impressive his empire could have been if he lived 30 more years. Rome might have been a footnote in history.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The idea he would have been able to expand it empire further had he lived is stupid IMO.
      He can't just keep conquering, and the cracks were already erupting.
      There was this whole conspiracy against, mutiny by his own army in India.
      If he had lived, his generals would still have revolted

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Conquer “known world”
    Except India, Southeast Asia, and China

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's what he's good at

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Know your role

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you can remember his name and admire him.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was bored

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you can make this thread about him 2347 years after his death.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ambition

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alexander the Gay was lucky he never went as far as China or else his phalanxes would have gotten shot to death by crossbows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who keeps killing conquerors before they have a chance to invade China?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Europeans also has crossbows then. Hellenics would have raped Chiner, for fun and profit.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he want to conquer everything?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woman post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was a kid. Why do modern kids participate in street gangs? Because kids are naturally dumb, violent, quick to dehumanize anything that they don't like or understand, have too much energy and too few inhibitions.

      Kid post.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did he want to conquer everything
    He didn't want to conquer anything west of him

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