Guys who eat maple syrup, say "eh" and half of them speak french. They're also more outwardly liberal but hate native americans far more than Americans do while being far less efficient at killing them and even being their b***h in the Canadian underworld.
The natives are among the most if not the most feared mafias in Canada. Unlike in America enough Natives lived to actually assert power though only really in the underworld since they were still disenfranchised. They also came from generally much more violent groups. There was a famous French Canadian gangster who was a professional wrestler as well. He was feared in Montreal until he crossed the native gangs. They just kicked his door in one night, emptied two machine guns in him and simply walked out the door. They also have a street gangs and have pushed the Italians out of a lot of crime in Canada. They really don't have much to lose so they just don't care.
I heard that in the early stages of planning all the beaches had fish codenames, goldfish, swordfish, ect.
But the candians got 'jellyfish' and said there was no way in hell they were going to assault jellyfish beach, so they change all but two of the names.
Back in the day, a Canadian was a British or French settler in North America. Now, a Canadian is anyone who moves here and is granted the right papers. There's probably millions of "Canadians-to-be" living in China and India right now!
Take the most farthest left-wing parties of America, go a little bit farther left-wing than that, and you have the Canadian right-wing party. Canada are basically what would happen in America if all conservatives spontaneously disappeared overnight.
most anglo canadians are descended from post revolutionary war loyalist immigrants, spiritual bootlickers
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nah most English speaking Canadians are descendants of Highland Scottish or Irish settlers from after the American war or from German and Slavic immigrants who arrived here in the late 19th or early 20th century. United Empire Loyalists really only settled in Southern Ontario and their descendants make up a very small percentage of Canadians today. Just a bunch of mutts like the US except a lot less dagos and blacks.
We like Canada more than they like us, they think we're too unstable and violent. They also are one of the few countries that can have a legitimate claim to kicking our asses fair and square. I like em tbh
It’s shocking to me so many Americans are so ignorant of their own history,
There’s two main reasons,
1) America DID try to invade Canada and got BTFO. Their White House was burned down.
2) by the time America was strong enough to take Canada, Britain and its empire (including Canada) was by far the USA’s largest trading partner. So what economic logic would there be in invading Canada, in exchange for losing their biggest trading partner? The economic losses would be insane for a negligible gain
You also forgot the part where explorers in Canada went and established a series of border forts all the way to the Pacific before the Americans were able to. Alexander Mackenzie beat Lewis and Clark by about a decade. Similarly, the US had little to no claim or control over the Pacific coast as it was divided up through treaties between the Spanish and British who had been exploring it. It wasn't until half a century later that the US was actually able to resolve their claim over the Pacific Northwest, which is why there's a city named after George Vancouver in the middle of what's now Washington state.
>It’s shocking to me so many Americans are so ignorant of their own history >It’s weird it isn’t taught
It's not because we're not taught, it's because no one gives a shit. You monkeys all seem to think we don't have any history classes over here.
Because every American attempt at invading Canada failed and after 1812 everyone realized that business was more important.
this
the modern world is controlled by corporations, national borders aren't nearly as important as they used to be
https://www.history.com/news/how-u-s-forces-failed-to-conquer-canada-200-years-ago
Canada's our gay little brother that we're kind of endeared to so we keep him around and tell everyone else to frick off even if he is a homosexual.
Why? Canadians are our good friends. We even hang out on each other's military bases and share a grid. They are our calmer siblings.
What even are candians besides not americans?
Thats all they tell you when you ask them.
Guys who eat maple syrup, say "eh" and half of them speak french. They're also more outwardly liberal but hate native americans far more than Americans do while being far less efficient at killing them and even being their b***h in the Canadian underworld.
Tell me about that Canadian underworld part, please.
The natives are among the most if not the most feared mafias in Canada. Unlike in America enough Natives lived to actually assert power though only really in the underworld since they were still disenfranchised. They also came from generally much more violent groups. There was a famous French Canadian gangster who was a professional wrestler as well. He was feared in Montreal until he crossed the native gangs. They just kicked his door in one night, emptied two machine guns in him and simply walked out the door. They also have a street gangs and have pushed the Italians out of a lot of crime in Canada. They really don't have much to lose so they just don't care.
The only crimes natives commit are drunken misconduct and manslaughter. They have no part in organized crime outside of their own territories.
They had a different beach at Normandy
forgot pic
I heard that in the early stages of planning all the beaches had fish codenames, goldfish, swordfish, ect.
But the candians got 'jellyfish' and said there was no way in hell they were going to assault jellyfish beach, so they change all but two of the names.
but jellyfish are based
Back in the day, a Canadian was a British or French settler in North America. Now, a Canadian is anyone who moves here and is granted the right papers. There's probably millions of "Canadians-to-be" living in China and India right now!
Take the most farthest left-wing parties of America, go a little bit farther left-wing than that, and you have the Canadian right-wing party. Canada are basically what would happen in America if all conservatives spontaneously disappeared overnight.
Canada is basically "what if the Northeast, Great Lakes, and West Coast were unimpeded by the South"
Yes, and as you can see, the results are disastrous.
most anglo canadians are descended from post revolutionary war loyalist immigrants, spiritual bootlickers
nah most English speaking Canadians are descendants of Highland Scottish or Irish settlers from after the American war or from German and Slavic immigrants who arrived here in the late 19th or early 20th century. United Empire Loyalists really only settled in Southern Ontario and their descendants make up a very small percentage of Canadians today. Just a bunch of mutts like the US except a lot less dagos and blacks.
Holy onions
We like Canada more than they like us, they think we're too unstable and violent. They also are one of the few countries that can have a legitimate claim to kicking our asses fair and square. I like em tbh
Canada was owned by Brits who were happy being owned by Brits
By the time Canada branched off from Britain it was too late for annexation
the British.
We would sooner be colonized by China than let an American flag defile our soil.
t. Proud Canadian and Trudeau voter
We know
I thought China was based and fighting globohomo?
Don't worry, you'll get your wish soon enough
It’s shocking to me so many Americans are so ignorant of their own history,
There’s two main reasons,
1) America DID try to invade Canada and got BTFO. Their White House was burned down.
2) by the time America was strong enough to take Canada, Britain and its empire (including Canada) was by far the USA’s largest trading partner. So what economic logic would there be in invading Canada, in exchange for losing their biggest trading partner? The economic losses would be insane for a negligible gain
>Their White House was burned down.
Hahaha based.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington
It’s weird it isn’t taught
Yeah, French schools are awful at history
You also forgot the part where explorers in Canada went and established a series of border forts all the way to the Pacific before the Americans were able to. Alexander Mackenzie beat Lewis and Clark by about a decade. Similarly, the US had little to no claim or control over the Pacific coast as it was divided up through treaties between the Spanish and British who had been exploring it. It wasn't until half a century later that the US was actually able to resolve their claim over the Pacific Northwest, which is why there's a city named after George Vancouver in the middle of what's now Washington state.
>It’s shocking to me so many Americans are so ignorant of their own history
>It’s weird it isn’t taught
It's not because we're not taught, it's because no one gives a shit. You monkeys all seem to think we don't have any history classes over here.
Better question, why didn't we try to conquer Mexico instead?
its full of mexicans, we only took the empty parts
>its full of mexicans
So is America now, we might as well annex the rest so we have a much, much tinier border to guard.