Why didn't Jesus write anything himself?
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Why didn't Jesus write anything himself?
Why didn't Jesus write anything himself?
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He was illiterate, just like all carpenters in the first century Galilee.
>Jesus was illiterate
How did this meme start?
He was documented as reading from the Torah at Nazareth and he was writing in the dirt when the sadducees questioned him about the resurrection of the dead vis-a-vis the woman married multiple times.
>>He was documented
not a single book about jesus was written when he was alive
> documented
No, he wasn't, not during the 1st century.
> he was writing in the dirt
It's a later insert from the 2nd century CE.
Then how do you suppose he went about reciting scripture
He heard it when he went to synagogue.
By hearing it and memorizing the words
By being good at remembering things he heard at synagogue.
There are people in the Middle East who can perfectly recite the entire Quran front to back. No errors. Yet can't read or write a word of Arabic. Hell, someone them don't even speak Arabic and have no idea what half the stuff they're saying even means.
Except the practices of reciting scripture at Synagogue literally required the person to read a specified passage from a given scroll, with a pointer device to keep place. It'd be extremely obvious to a priest that a given rabbi could not read if he were reciting the wrong passage from memory.
You might memorize the entire screenplays from all the Star Wars movies, but if a guy tells you to read the scene where Biggs Darklighter talks to Luke at Tosche Station and you wind up talking about the Trade Federation's invasion of Naboo people are going to know you're a fraud.
>You might memorize the entire screenplays from all the Star Wars movies, but if a guy tells you to read the scene where Biggs Darklighter talks to Luke at Tosche Station and you wind up talking about the Trade Federation's invasion of Naboo people are going to know you're a fraud.
kek
He figured the world was ending. His followers barely paid attention to writing anything for decades after his death too for that same reason.
Purportedly, Jesus dictated a letter to King Abgar V of Osrhoene. There was recently a short thread here on this correspondence. Behold the ipsa verba Dei:
>Blessed are you who hast believed in me without having seen me. For it is written concerning me, that they who have seen me will not believe in me, and that they who have not seen me will believe and be saved. But in regard to what you have written me, that I should come to you, it is necessary for me to fulfill all things here for which I have been sent, and after I have fulfilled them, thus to be taken up again to him that sent me. But after I have been taken up, I will send to you one of my disciples, that he may heal your disease and give life to you and yours.
Obviously I don't credit this tradition, and I suppose he didn't personally record anything because but the tradition is surprisingly old, as far as these things go.
He did. It was called the Injil. The Romans and Greeks covered it up though. They chopped it up, edited it, and turned it into all the "gospels" we have today.
Because he didn't exist.
meds
That's strange advice because the same people who are pushing psychiatric meds are the same people who say Jesus didn't exist.
It wasnt needed, the proof is that after 2000 years so many are christians remain.
maybe someday the feds will compile my posts and create a new gospel.
https://www.conservapedia.com/Historicity_of_Jesus
Jesus:
>The kingdom of heaven is within you, and you can live with God in the here and now, in this life, in this world. Go beyond good and evil itself
St. Paul the resentful israelite:
>Hey, we can make a religion out of this...
>*two to three decades after Jesus literally fricking dies on the cross just to so how massive his balls are in how far he's willing to go*
>"REPENT FOR YOUR SINS AND FORGOE THIS LIFE SO THAT YOU MAY ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IN THE NEXT! DO WHAT I TELL YOU OR ELSE!"
Nietzsche and Evola were right: Jesus the man = based. Christianity = Kinda gay.
>two to three decades
Wait until you hear when were the Gospels made.
I can sing Jap/Korean songs even without understanding what they mean in english