Why didnt they just shoot the ring into space? With magic?
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Why didnt they just shoot the ring into space? With magic?
Why didnt they just shoot the ring into space? With magic?
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The ring was already in space. You're in space right now. Also the eagles would have flown into space.
The eagles can only get you so high, and beyond that the wizards could not agree about much. The force of gravity was just too much anon.
The force of my love to your big booty brapper is too much, Gandalf the Gay
>after eons of travel in cold space the ring lands on a desolate planet
>more eons past first life emerges
>life evolves into sentience
>a person finds the ring
>the ring captivates him
>guides him to found an empire
>empire dedicates itself to space research
>countless generations have passed
>they build a space ship
>the long descendants of the founder of the empire and the person to find the ring, boards the ship, with the ring on a chain around his neck
>the ship sets sail towards (Middle)Earth
I would read this book, WRITE IT TOLKIEN!
Tolkien AI when
Just read Nīberungo no Yubiwa.
Holy space opera kino
magic can't produce enough Δv to escape Middle Earth's gravity
>magic can't produce enough Δv to escape Middle Earth's gravity
WE STRAP WIZARD TOGETHER IN RINGS.
THREE ELV IN CENTRAL LAYER
SEVEN DORF IN SECOND LAYER
NINE MENS IN THIRD LAYER
THEN CONTROL RING
WE SYNCHRONISE 20 RING AT ONCE USING SOVIET MAGIC TO BOOST RING INTO SPACE
IS GOOD
NO SYNCHRO FAIL EXPLODES
>IS GOOD
I am convinced.
Why didn't they just fly the Eagles to Mordor, Tolkien? Why can't you answer that?
because they needed stealth otherwise sauron and saruman would just send every goon to frick shit up and steal the ring
That's cope
then disprove it you speedreading moron
in the book they make explicit efforts to avoid alerting every orc and warg
sorry you're too much of a moron npc for a fantasy book
i shant
why didn't they seal the ring inside a case or even enclose it inside another metal, so that no one could put it on?
Like the one in the pic but smaller and made of metal.
It dont matter, none of it, because the real issue is that Sauron wins if the ring is not destroyed.
He does not need to ring to win.
"shut up" - J.R.R. Tolkien
Sauron's whole thing is he looks at stuff and does more spooky magic at them than anyone can. He would see the big magic show and teleport the ring back from space. The point of hobbits is they're close to the ground and stupid so Sauron doesn't look at them.
1. They would have to know space exists first.
2. If it can be shot into space with magic, it can be retrieved from space with magic.
3. What kind of fricking story would that be?
The ring LITERALLy ordains fate itself, so if it went into outer space for some reason it would eventually find its way to Sauron somehow. Actually this makes me wonder how the hell they stood a chance at all given how ridiculously op the ring bullshit is.
>answers every question the reader has
>implying IQfy reads
Did you miss the part where destroying the ring destroys Sauron for good?
His armies are more than enough to conquer middle earth, no matter if he has the ring or not. Destroying it is the easy route.
while not in LotR books, one of the History of Middle Earth books (can't recall which, maybe "Morgoth's Ring"?) talks about how when the Valar first exiled Melkor from the planet Arda/Earth, he was sent into Outer Darkness (i.e. outerspace) and basically conquered and destroyed all the planets and any life on it.
Was probably Tolkien's way of trying to explain why there's no life on any of the planets in the solar system, like Venus, Mars, etc.
Shooting the Ring into outerspace would probably only end up giving it to Melkor, which i doubt would be a good idea.
And yes i know you're trolling with your bait question 🙂
Eru would just throw it back because he gets kicks out of suffering.
If it was Varda that created the sun, moon, and stars, doesn't that mean she basically created the entire universe while the rest of the Ainur fricked around on Arda/Earth?
Eru created the fabric of space in which varda can make the heavenly bodies. Eru doesn't even live in the universe Ea, he lives outside of it, in the timeless halls.
I believe all the valar contributed to the creation of the universe, maybe varda only created the light reflected off these heavenly bodies.
I need every Anon to pull out their copies of the book and verify this page right the frick now.
ISBN: 978-0-00-718236-7
Italians are browner of skin. Doesn't make them brown. Or does it?
it's in the illustrated omnibus as well
now go back to IQfy and seethe over some game you'll never play