why do anglos valorise criminals?
-Robin Hood
-Highwaymen
-Pirates
-Cowboys
anglo cultural heroes are only outlaws
france cultural heroes are joan of arc, roland, charlemagne
spanish cultural heroes are el cid, pelayo, cortez
russian cultural heroes are the bogatyr, alexander nevsky
None of these people are outlaws
meanwhile anglo cultural heroes are robin hood, francis drake, walter raleigh, dick turpin, blackbeard and outlaw cowboys like jesse james. all outlaws and bandits
king arthur doesnt count because he was welsh/brittanic and adopted by the french nobility
while other nations valorise knights and soldiers anglos valorise bandits, pirates and robbers
The english valorize freedom, man being his own law. The french valorize tyranny, sucking the wiener of the top guy in charge and getting off to him fricking their wife.
How white is Paris?
I'm not French and about as dark as london
THIS SMELLY WETBACK homosexual HAS BEEN SPAMMING ANTI MAYOBlack person THREADS ALL DAY. IGNORE THIS SPIC’S SEETHING AT THE WHITE MANS wiener.
>English still under Monarchy
>French overthrew the Monarchy ages ago
cope
saar look up the english civil war saar
>uhhh you're a pajeet!
Classic case of projection. Remind me again what ethnicity your prime minister is. The French president is a Frenchman. Your PM must be an Englishman, right?
Anyway, remove the monarchy of krauts who rule over you and then we'll talk about who cherishes freedom more.
>spain has been ruled by the french since the first bourbon after the last spanish habsburg died a childless incel
is that what causes the seething here?
I have no relation to Spain, you're confusing me for another anon.
>the monarchy of krauts who rule over you
Panchito, I...
Literally obsessed. Embarassing.
The Spanish Bourbon actually spoke Spanish from the first day of their reign kek
>Robin Hood
A literal Monarchist
>Highwaymen
Literally who
>Pirates
Privateers (What most English "pirates" were) were not criminals
>Cowboys
Anglos don't care about Cowboys and also they weren't Criminals at all?
>Privateers (What most English "pirates" were) were not criminals
Pakistan don't consider the Rotterham grooming gangs to be criminal either
And Scandinavians don't consider Vikings criminals as well. What's your point?
Both Vikings and Sea Dogs were odious criminals by any moral standards
Do you know why privateers weren't criminals or why Vikings weren't criminals? Ok, we might consider them war criminals or unlawful combatants under international law today but by the standards of their day they weren't.
Pretty sure the Spaniards weren't burning down english towns and killing civilians, because they had a sense of moral
Well there's also the fact that Spain had a head start on colonization of the Americas so it didn't make much sense as a Spaniard to be a privateer - not a lot of French or English towns and ships to raid and rob.
>Pretty sure the Spaniards weren't burning down english towns and killing civilians
Those people built a settlements on their land, obviously it wasn't going to end well.
Better example would be actual Spanish raid on English lands
What do you think happened to the Roanoke colonists?
The Spanish massacre in Antwerpen was so bad that it literally made Amsterdam relevant by virtue of sending everyone important packing up north to escape the Spanish
Yes but they deserved it, they were rebelling against the crown. You did worse to the Irish
>We didn't do it
>but we actually did and it was heckin epic because they had it coming
can't you just frick off to IQfy with your insecure pseudonationalism
No. My people doing massacre good. Other people doing massacre bad. That's how it is, that's how it will always be. That's why if I was a Paki I would applaud the Rotterham lads
If you believe in God: the Dutch victory and subsequent prosperity indicates that he favored them and obviously the Spanish were unjust, hence their defeat
If you are atheist: the high IQ Dutch humiliated you in war and then humiliated you again by building a superior society which has been at the forefront of technical innovation since the 1500s
>humiliated you in war
When exactly?
And their golden age was far less important than Spain or even Portugal and I don't call being the first country to legalize gay marriage or to put Black folk in their soccer team being at the front of innovation
>third country in europe to legalize it
>legalizes it a decade before the paki homos in Britanistan do
unironically what did the paella vendors on IQfy mean by this?
>When exactly?
When they won their independence, forgot about that part?
>And their golden age was far less important than Spain or even Portugal and I don't call being the first country to legalize gay marriage or to put Black folk in their soccer team being at the front of innovation
Spain's "golden age" legacy is third world violence in Mexico and like 20+ bankruptcies in Spanish history bwahahaha
Now post your number of Scientific Nobel prizes, Paco.
Ah, the israelite unveil is nose
>Be Spanish (1/4 Sephradim mutt, 1/4 Arab)
>Have the gall to accuse Jan the 190cm tall blonde Frisian Übermensch of being "El Judio"
Lol, lmaoing even
Literally malding
>Yeah well at least they're not gay pakis
>being the first country to legalize gay marriage
Is this an episode where the delusional Spanish nationalists here pretend their country isn't a feminist, left wing, pro LGBT, secular society?
You are aware that Franco has been dead for half a century, yes? You are the country known for pic related, yes?
I don't see how they can pretend that modern Spain is anything but a leftist shithole. The Spanish government actually exhumed Franco's grave several years ago and denounced him.
Is it opposite day tod- oh yeah, it's April Fools. Nice prank anon!
Privateers were considered criminals by every nation except the one issuing their letter of marque, many kept pirating after said letter had expired, and some outright violated the terms of these agreements.
Every nation employed privateers
Yes, and every nation considered only THEIR privateers as legitimate (and sometimes those of their allies, but not always).
And "Anglos" only celebrate English pirates
No nation praise its pirate as much as anglos praise drake
Like the guy only accomplishment is to be the 3rd guy who circumnavigated the world, big fricking deal
He also defeated the Spanish Armada
Was the tempest that day called Drake?
He also fricked up the English Armada, a bigger loss as far as human and material casualties are concerned
>losing your fleet to bad weather
what, was the navigator having a siesta or something
Outlaws and bandits are popular folk heroes in virtually every culture around the world, for obvious reasons
No they aren't
Even stuff about the Italian mafia is more popular in angloland than in Italy
>El Cid and Cortez
>not outlaws
lmao is this homie for real
>How dare you do mean things to muslims???
Why are anglos like this
>Cortez
>"Doing mean things to Muslims"
>Aztecs are Muslims
Ladies and gentlemen, the pinnacle of Spanish education
Yeah let's not pretend El Cid was mentioned there, but fine
>How dare you do mean things to mexicans??
Why are anglos like this
>How dare you do mean things to Spaniards??
Why are half-Arabs like this?
Seething xicans detected
El cid worked for both muslims and christians
He is not the perfect hero you think
I can guarantee you that most french people have no idea who the frick Roland is
even Bayard is unknown to people nowadays
>cortez
>Implying he wasn't a criminal
You can't be serious lmao, wasn't he literally being prosecuted by Spanish authorities before the conquest?
There's criminal and criminal
Cortez just had a beef with the Governor of Cuba, he had good relation with Charles V
Human world criminal ≠ turd world criminal
Norman conquest. It used to be perfectly legal to murder Englishmen. In fact, it was used as an excuse to get away with murder "see, he's not Norman, he's an Englishman". This generated resentment, and a lot of myths of pre-conquest freedom spawned from that. However, after many generations of interbreeding there was no way to distinguish English from Normans anymore.
They dont
Also cowboys werent criminals
And Pirates were cool, so why not
I agree that highwaymen/bandits are cringe
Cowboys aren't criminals, you fricking moron.
It's in the name, they're cowboys, it's a JOB. They herd cows around.
Western movies mostly glorify Sheriffs and Bounty Hunters who tracked down criminals, not the criminals themselves.