Why do itoddlers think every bone apple throws at them is revolutionary?

Why do itoddlers think every bone apple throws at them is revolutionary?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is telling you this is revolutionary?
    Or are you just mad that you can't use your Android phone as a personality substitute anymore?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shills here post this garbage nonstop
      or are you just mad you can't astroturf garbage that won't translate to sales here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are these shills in the room with us right now?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank you Tim Apple, for inventing emulation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Windowscucks are SEETHING they will never be able to play Pokemon on their chugging desktop due to M$.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not seething. You're seething, iJeet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >SEETHING they will never be able to play Pokemon
        That's not why I'm seething. And yes I am seething because supporting an corporation that is prioritizing all the wrong things at all the wrong times and having a bunch of raging morons cheering on, isn't helping us get the tech we want and need.
        GDP set us in the right direction then ROG Ally took us a bit further.
        My concern is that the markets will respond with this gay shit causing corporations to start prioritizing 1980s Nintendo portables rather than handheld devices with real OSes that replace laptops.
        We want handhelds that replace laptops.
        We want ad hoc communications
        We want IrDa
        We want it all

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not buying android garbage, pajeet
    Go shill somewhere else.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone bother playing games using shitty touchscreen controls?
    sounds like of those things you'd set up, gloat at the title screen
    >neat!
    and then you remember you don't actually care, so you'll never open the emulator again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Pokémon is the only game and some other turn based that are playable on touch shit.
      Yaaay you can play 23 years old games on your 2024 octa core shit! Revolutionary!

      I used an emulator on ios 11 years ago, most people who'd use this already do. I deleted it because it's fricking stupid, touchscreen controls are ass.

      >touchscreen controls are ass
      Then use a controller. There's heaps of support for it on ios.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Then just pay more money
        Kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is the same thing with Android. If you have a PS4/5, Xbox or Switch then use those controllers. You don't really need to buy anything more. If that's too much effort for you then hack your switch or emulate on PC. You have multiple avenues to game so quit b***hing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta but it's just that this isn't anything new, therefore hard to be excited about. it's a thing since the very beginning, I had a xperia play almost 15y ago
            good for ifrens that apple finally allowed something so basic like emulators I guess. What's next? being allowed to download alternative browsers?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >this isn't anything new
            It isn't. I agree. I'm saying there are so many ways to emulate games these days so why b***h about yet another option that is now available?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best thing since the app store...
    The app store is Apple's most evil creation ever! Steeve Jobs initially wanted to let everybody create and share anything for the iPhone. Instead the app store lets you install only what Apple is ok with, devs have to pay, follow stupid rules, then share 20% of their income with Apple. And just to protect this shit they killed Flash and fricked all the people who earned they lives with Flash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is bullshit. steve jobs didn't want an app store in the first place, believing instead that people were too stupid to need/want more apps than the ones that came preinstalled.
      also flash died specifically because jobs had a personal vendetta against it lol, and all because apple engineers couldn't get flash to work well on the shitty iphone. people like to talk a lot of shit about the likes of bill gates, etc but gates never killed a web technology simply because his feelings were hurt lmao.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bill gates sucks for things outside of tech, steve jobs sucks for things inside of tech

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gates never killed a web technology simply because his feelings were hurt lmao
        instead he used his mom's connections to IBM and the state department to kill a Japanese OS that was quickly developing to be a threat in Japan. Not to mention how he killed the original spirit of open software development and made civilization as a whole loose 20-30 years. Why is IQfy so ignorant of Gates?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Hopefully Apple starts focusing more on gaming and beefs up gaming settings for their ipads. The ipad literally beats every gaming phone out there in the market today like the asus rog and chinese red magic.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They can't go a day without trying their shitty emulator here.

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  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Pokemon the only good game on the Gameboy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone bother playing games using shitty touchscreen controls?
      sounds like of those things you'd set up, gloat at the title screen
      >neat!
      and then you remember you don't actually care, so you'll never open the emulator again

      Pokémon is the only game and some other turn based that are playable on touch shit.
      Yaaay you can play 23 years old games on your 2024 octa core shit! Revolutionary!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yaaay you can play 23 years old games on your 2024 octa core shit! Revolutionary!
        Yes. modern games are so bad that playing pokemon emerald is extremely enjoyable especially on my phone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not the point you fricking moron, the point is gba emulation is as ancient as the console itself yet it's now news.
          >extremely enjoyable
          I mean enjoyable would have been sufficient, but what is EXTREMELY enjoyable on that game?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yaaay you can play 23 years old games on your 2024 octa core shit! Revolutionary!
            Yes. modern games are so bad that playing pokemon emerald is extremely enjoyable especially on my phone

            extreeeeeeeeeeeemely enjoyable!!!!!!! I enjoy it to extreeeeeeme

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            extreeeeeeeeeeeemely enjoyable!!!!!!! I enjoy it to extreeeeeeme

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >octacore
          >still can’t compile C++ faster than 10 lines a second
          So this is the power of iJeetOS.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most jprgs can be played one handed also if you configure buttons just right. it's actually nice

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would anyone bother playing games using shitty touchscreen controls?
          sounds like of those things you'd set up, gloat at the title screen
          >neat!
          and then you remember you don't actually care, so you'll never open the emulator again

          Is Pokemon the only good game on the Gameboy?

          [...]
          Pokémon is the only game and some other turn based that are playable on touch shit.
          Yaaay you can play 23 years old games on your 2024 octa core shit! Revolutionary!

          and playing with one hand doesnt make you look like manchild in public, because it's not obvious what you doing there

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >genuinely using quentin arguments
            frick off back to IQfy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. manchild
            i thought IQfy was adult board

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based quentin poster

            >genuinely using quentin arguments
            frick off back to IQfy

            take a shower (and use soap for a change)

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did this 17 years ago on my jailbroken iPod touch

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they don't pay attention to any other technology or care about anything other than Apple.
    They think windows/linux PCs sound like an old engine when they start up and android phones are all 50 dollar trash tier phones.
    They are are unironically brain washed.
    Just look at how serious they take the whole blue green bubble thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >windows pc sounds like engine
      it does
      >android cheap chinkshit
      it is

      Just seethe that your green bubble shitphone can't play pokemon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's your phone with the green bubbles, not mine 🙂

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used an emulator on ios 11 years ago, most people who'd use this already do. I deleted it because it's fricking stupid, touchscreen controls are ass.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    emulators on the iphone
    how controversial

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, it costs 20€ while they're free on android.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      delta is free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its free but only plays nes to DS no dolphin support

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Andrones are fricking scared of iOS becoming too powerful.
    You can run local Stable Diffusion on iPhone with A12 and later
    You can run 3d modelling software on them
    You can edit videos on them
    With the emulator restriction now being lifted, you soon can run Windows and MacOS hackintosh on your iPhone and iPad without sideloading.

    >b-but you can't install custom launchers on them c-check m-mate!
    Apple users create, Androons consoom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if apple cures fricking cancer i wouldnt spend a single cent on that homosexual shit, i have standarts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i have standarts
        Clearly you do not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poo in the loo ipajeet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off ifrick tim cuck bastard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scanning all your files is spooky as frick and there's no guarantee that turning off iCloud sync stops that
      >No easy way to backup shit without iCloud
      >Chance requires doxing yourself to the dev because TestFlight
      >The only blessed headphones are $500 and I fricking hate earbuds
      >HAVE to buy a Pro because USB3 speeds
      >eSIM
      There's not much left standing between me and impulse buying an iToy these days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Btw Chance dev here you don't dox yourself at all. I don't see emails.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can connect your iPhone to your pc to back it up fully with full encryption support using iTunes on Windows or Finder on macOS, sucks there's no solution for Linux
        The scanning currently is not a thing at all. Apple announced it but walked back on it because of backlash, jailbreakers with full root access confirm it's not a thing.
        You can use a bluetooth receiver if you need audiophile headphone support like the BTR5 from Fiio.
        You don't get anywhere near USB 3 or even full USB 2 speeds on android because MTP is a fricking pile of shit. It wants to take 3 hours to transfer 10000 photos that I want to back up on my S22 Ultra.
        eSIM only in the US sucks though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and Firefox. I forgot to mention that too.

          >sucks there's no solution for Linux
          Technically there's libimobiledevice, which I've heard is robust enough to just give you full access to all your files just like plugging in a usb drive. I was thinking more like automagically syncing to my NAS via nextcloud etm.
          >jailbreakers with full root access confirm it's not a thing
          Except you have to reevaluate that every point update they push because you have no idea and Apple isn't your friend.
          >bluetooth receiver
          S N E E D
          N
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          D
          >MTP is a fricking pile of shit
          Don't use Android being shit as an reason to excuse Apple hardware being shit. USB2 on a device that expensive is fricking criminal in 2024, especially if the aforementioned lib works as well as advertised, you're gonna NEED USB3.
          And given how much the devices cost already, is driving up to Canada, paying extra for gas and duties, and losing network bands worth being able to use the meme chip?

          Btw Chance dev here you don't dox yourself at all. I don't see emails.

          pics or it didn't happen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It just looks like this. Of course I can't prove a negative. And if you don't trust me you really shouldn't use my app where I could exfiltrate all your chan activity. You could install the IPA with various annoying means. Even build it from source. But still have to trust I didn't obfuscate anything....

            Based on your posts you have some weird requirements
            The scanning isn't happening
            Almost no one needs to sync things over USB (and I can second that Android USB support is dreadful. Only "adb push/pull" works reliably)
            Airpods Pro are excellent I never miss the 3.5mm. I hated in-ear before too. Don't bother with airpods max theyre a meme
            Even eSIM only is fine. but since i'm Canadian I still have the slot xD

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Almost no one needs to sync things over USB
            What he's saying is that Apple putting an arbitrary barrier in place just to promote iTunes is bullshit, and if all were right in the world you'd be able to use USB on your phone the same way you use it on your desktop

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But for what. I barely use USB in my laptop. Just to load new builds of chance onto android/ios.
            I agree if all were right in the world i would have terminal.app on iOS full access code signing etc. But for now I am not really bothered by the restriction.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To replace your desktop
            why else?
            Most zoomers already have never used a computer beyond an iPad, why not let them connect to a monitor, Ethernet, mouse, keyboard, external GPU?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Scanning all your files is spooky as frick and there's no guarantee that turning off iCloud sync stops that
        Apple users aren't pedos like androidgays, so we don't care. Unless you touch kids, this doesn't affect you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >With the emulator restriction now being lifted, you soon can run Windows and MacOS hackintosh on your iPhone and iPad without sideloading.
      Anon, we've had programs to do this on Android for a while. Here's the thing... it's slow as dogshit, and using a phone screen to run a desktop OS is fricking horrid. Emulating old ass game consoles is one thing, but for anything moderately complex... you're going to want to not use a phone at all.

      Phones are not for creating. Get a desktop, moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Android can't do it so you shouldn't do it
        Now that's titanium level cope
        The A14 and newer has literally the same single core performance as the M1-M3 counterparts, they just have 2 p-cores instead of 4 p-cores so there's no issue running VMs for Windows on ARM and macOS. You can also connect the iPhone to an external display and use it as a desktop kek, none of this cucked Dex bullshit.
        Of course I'd rather use a real desktop, but the iPhone definitely isn't a toy Andrones think they are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a phone you don't need to base your personality around it

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you talking about? Nobody has Nintendo games on their phone. Apple LOVES its customers, android is just soulless consumerist trash. This is clever and innovative and you're just a jealous poor.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people praising apple for a feature Android had for years
    Things never change.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >apple
    more like the government

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm selling my sammy a52 and buying an iphone 15 pro max right now
    samkeks WISH they could play game boy games on their phones

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone talking about USB? Just use wireless charging and FTP. I don't remember the last time I plugged my phone in

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you're telling me iphones didn't have emulators before this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, you had to jailbreak to run emulators.
      And the emulators are only allowed if they're kneecapped as Apple still doesn't allow self-modifying code, which means no JITs/recompilation.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Nintendo aware of this? Kinda fricked Apple supports this tbh.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iToddlers tend to be techlets

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filing a report to Nintendo right now

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know hot true is this, but Emulators are not necessarily illegal, but Roms are.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Childish shit.
    Every day ~~*they*~~ think up new and novel ways to prevent us from growing up

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iTODDLERS BTFO

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are jeetdroid gays so angry and bitter? why are you so mad ios has emulation now? why is whatever phone brand people buy of such personal significance to you?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do itoddlers think every bone apple throws at them is revolutionary?
    Nobody is saying this though. It's cool that emulators are on there now and people are just thankful the EU forced a good change for once.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just look I can play gayems on my phone!
    >I love these old gayemserino so much!

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ios can finally do something without jailbreaking that android has been able to do natively for over a decade
    a tale as old as time

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just said it's the best thing that happened to iPhones. What's this strawman for? If you wanna shit on Apple just do it

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they just stole some opensource emulator code

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