Why do modern bioses look like cartoons compared to old ones? Also why do I need a mouse in bios? What went wrong?

Why do modern bioses look like cartoons compared to old ones? Also why do I need a mouse in bios? What went wrong?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sovl / soulless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      Was never about the form, it was always about the function. Get to what I need, know what part fits where, in and out in seconds. I dont' even remember the color scheme, but I know exactly where to click for 'integrated devices' in mili-seconds flat.
      >this is our modern day weak men make hard times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      Was never about the form, it was always about the function. Get to what I need, know what part fits where, in and out in seconds. I dont' even remember the color scheme, but I know exactly where to click for 'integrated devices' in mili-seconds flat.
      >this is our modern day weak men make hard times

      if you prioritize aesthetics over function then it's a you problem. simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL/SOVL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that webm goes in /b/ only
        >>>/b/

        agree every other modern bios is horrible
        seems like they have not changed the design at all; my asus z97 motherboard looks the same
        [...]
        have a nice day troony

        >have a nice day troony
        *pedophile
        go learn more English, please, and remind pedos that they belong on /b/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>have a nice day troony
          >*pedophile
          same thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL/SOVL

      a grown man typing that is possibly the cringiest thing. Ever.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its when gamers found out about the bios and how they can "make games faster by overclocking"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So 20 years ago?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if anything, it's the current hardware trend that makes OC nonexistent or negligible for reasonable gains, specially so on intel cpus

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aptio from AMI still looks the same though.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can clearly tell the bottom one has been optimized for Gamers(tm) and offers a better performance.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine having so little going on in your life that you have enough energy to seethe over something like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a small detail. But it's a part of a grander scheme you should actually care about.

      What really irk me is the tedium linked to uefi management cmdlets. They have the design space needed to implement all that useless fluff. But somehow, all iterations of cmdlets are utter trash. Especially once you have set a password.
      Years later, we are still sending techies from the proximity service to change mundane uefi settings. Just because we cannot wrap our head around doing it remotely via the cmd. Bloody waste of everyone's time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're being laughed at, not seethed over. slight difference little guy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine having so little going on in your life that you have enough energy to seethe over something like this

          >please stop noticing
          why do redditors always resort to censorship instead of debating ideas?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >debating ideas?
            nothing gets debated. this is "old good new bad" thread number 10,000. must be new here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is "old bad new good" argument number 10,000. you must be new here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >newbie seething because he can't have his circlejerk to cry about the west collapsing (something he's done every day for the past 8 years) in peace

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we laugh at the childish design, not seethe over it. slight difference little guy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >reddit tourist seething because im not repeating le heckin wholesomerino 100 drag queen punch the nazis #freepalestine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"old good new bad"

            What kind of sniveling boot licking subhuman would pretend otherwise?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine having so little going on in your life that you have enough energy to seethe over something like this

          we laugh at the design, not seethe over it. slight difference little guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine having so little going on in your life that you have enough energy to seethe over something like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >seethes about seething
      BENIS. :DD

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2013
    >modern

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UEFI added graphics
    chinks have no taste
    simple as

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pointless barrier to entry.
    of course you have to remove it and let idiots touch shit they're not meant to touch, brick they're own systems and then flood your facilities with retyrned obsolescences

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you can't read the keyboard controls onscreen and need a mouse cursor you might actually be moronic

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    peak BIOS UI coming through

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These were max comfy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anti virus in BIOS?
      Huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Q0

        MBR protection
        Back then boot loader viruses reigned king

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ahh ok

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did it keep a backup of MBR or something?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just a piece of software that detects a writing attempt to replace the boot code.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom is literally a skin on top of above. The default UEFI UX from AMI is the top, and motherboard vendors add on their own skin for reasons. My Thinkstation literally has a toggle that allows you to turn off their UEFI skin, which is pretty austere to begin with.

      This still kind of exists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom *screams* in chink

      Godtier UI but it's missing a duck

      >"You know what our notebook's BIOS interface needs? A duck."
      wtf IBM?

      Based and duckpilled

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top is all that was needed tbh. They just bloated it because they could when they moved to UEFI

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cartoons have fewer, bolder and more contrasting colors, therefore it's the old bios in your pic that looks more like a cartoon than the modern one
    All you proved is the age old maxim that OP is a homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cartoons have fewer, bolder and more contrasting colors

      Your theory is dog shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you're implying that a cartoon has a wider range of colors than an average painting or photograph? Are you sure you don't want to think about that a little bit more?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Are you sure you don't want to think about that a little bit more?

          >Cartoons have fewer, bolder and more contrasting colors
          so left is a cartoon while right is not a cartoon?
          you dumb pseud get the frick outta here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh colors
          it's about the extra kindergarten tier shapes and background, not colors you mongoloid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cartoons have fewer, bolder and more contrasting colors
      so left is a cartoon while right is not a cartoon?
      you dumb pseud get the frick outta here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who is that elephant and where's Rabbit?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We gave them too many resources and they used them. UI is not disciplined and cannot be trusted, they need severe limits to avoid distracting themselves with unlimited possibilities. This is the only proven way to coerce men to produce great art rather than slop.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does ur screenshot key work in bios

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have an Asrock board with that bios, I fricking love it.

    It even has sounds!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's asus.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more surprised ASRock went from being a budget Asus product to being one of the most popular motherboard producers. I still remember their super cheesy web sites. Definitely no surprise they were at making cheesy bios as early as 15 years ago.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>this is our modern day weak men make hard times

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    computers these days are made for gamers that have collectively decided that if a computer doesn't look like a christmas tree, it is not worth buying

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like the second one better honestly, those icons remind me of early 2000's software styling

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the early days of UEFI still had the grey and shitty bios. the biggest innovation was being able to use the mouse in the bios. before you couldnt everything was keyboard only. so if your keyboard couldnt be detected in the bios, gg.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first is pure function. Clearly readable. The second is a clusterfrick of colors and distractions. Zoomer design mentailty.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Late stage capitalism. It's the only way these manufacturers can differentiate themselves now.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you aint seen shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick they'll put ads in bios at this rate

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The boot icon is literally just the Transmission icon kek

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I mean I think having graphics on UEFI systems is gay as shit but that space vibe is sick

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We need an icon for the "boot" option
    >Why don't we just steal the Transmission BitTorrent client logo?
    >And add some golden color to make it look more premium...
    I wouldn't be surprised if the other icons were stolen as well. LMAO.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do modern bioses look like cartoons compared to old ones? Also why do I need a mouse in bios? What went wrong?
    Makes things more fun to play with for the TAO kiddies at NSA

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"You know what our notebook's BIOS interface needs? A duck."
    wtf IBM?

    • 2 weeks ago
      sage

      That just screams white dev

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actually bottom looks like some website from 2005 and that's just as comfy as the one above

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do modern bioses look like cartoons compared to old ones?
    American Megatrends

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing about these modern bioses is how laggy the UI is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ASUS does Modern BIOSes right

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        agree every other modern bios is horrible
        seems like they have not changed the design at all; my asus z97 motherboard looks the same

        SOVL/SOVL

        have a nice day troony

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they had to justify uefi as a way to incorporate intelme's and trustzone plug and play drivers and radio spying capabilities so they made a toy bios skin that inspired morons in 2008 to update and start allowing uefi to update the spy package in their cpu
    uefi bios are still slow and clunky, little to no work was done to any of the areas that needed a GUI like fan curves for most vendors
    they simply shit out a GUI that made people think it was modern and good thing to update, another reason to open source bios

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is the transmission logo doing there?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chinks steal IP, this shouldn't be news to you. If it is, go to aliexpress and see how many knock offs and stolen photos you can find. It'll be fun.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When normies started modding their machines.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe modern BIOS is written in C, meanwhile the old BIOS is written in assembly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "written" is a big word, these insects usually just copy example code verbatim and do the absolute minimal work on it needed to make it work for them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for an extremely basic, seldom-used utility, why not?
        now they are required to be less lazy and design a simple GUI for better presentation, but they over do it for gaming laptops, many of us feel

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soul.
    i'll take interface with actual pictures instead of vectors any time.

    the soulless OS crap we've been dealing with the past 2 decades because of lazy developers is depressing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vectors
      that's text mode

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >modern bios
    >modern
    >bios
    kys zoomtard

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Also why do I need a mouse in bios?
    because you are moronic
    I can navigate my "modern" bios with the keyboard just fine.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried reading?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw stuck in evga hell
    sad they dont really make mobo or vidya cards anymore maybe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they were always a meme with dark-as-my-soul esthetics

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen BIOS with GUI like Win 3.11 or 95 on some Compaq or DEC.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because one is a cookie cutter system and the other a custom install.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lower one looks like who people imagined in the 90s the future would look like. In fact it looks like a fancy website from the late 90s.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    computers became too popular.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chinks thing overdesigned gamer aesthetics look cool and they're the ones making the UEFI.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Both are ugly actually."

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's gay and what not, but what annoys me 1000 times more is the fact that no motherboard manufacturer names features what they are and make up random and moronic names for no fricking reason what so ever. Every time you pick up a new board it's a game of "well I wonder what moronic name they gave feature X this time"

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AMI BIOS

    discarded, dogshit tier

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when that more expensive motherboard cost really went into ui design and not better components

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    86box ftw

    dem 90s feel and harddisks with CHS settings then Auto detect came and ruined everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU WILL LOW LEVEL FORMAT
      >YOU WILL ENTER THESE DEFECTS

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like it

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UEFI was a mistake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nowhere near as much as you

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normalgays being terrified of the menacing le "I will frick up something for sure omg" terminal aesthetic.
    Also the increase in rom sizes making the fitting of a crude GUI-setup system possible, hell, some of them were tiny linux distros themselves.
    Btw have the same ASRock UEFI screen myself as in picrel on a 10yo mobo.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Gaming" ruined everything that's why.
    Thinkpads still use the comfy old look

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have to use TempleOS instead

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Also why do I need a mouse in bios?
    It's useful when configuring fan curves.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, this has to be one of the most outrageous bios menu I seen, most are reasonable.

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