Why do people hate these two languages?

Why do people hate these two languages?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    java. ugly, verbose, designed for dumb people
    python: slow, not as simple as it wants you to believe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol autism
      [...]
      Realize, no one that matters thinks this

      i thought people hate them because of how permissive both languages are for bad coding practices

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Python absolutely, that language ecnourages absolutely abysmal styles of coding. The biggest mistake Java ever made was not screaming at programmers for ever using null anywhere in their code. Other than that it's fine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fortunately, now most libraries use @Nullable annotations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >designed for dumb people
      Elaborate, what's so dumb about it according to you?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >most used languages in the world so that means they're bad
    >sour grapes from NEETs who have never worked a day in their life
    >inveterate IQfynoid contrarianism
    that's pretty much it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based non-NEET and non-chudcel

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're slow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, javascript is like a cancer that won't dye off like flash did.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >javascript
        tf you on about? JS has nothing to do with these two languages. This dumb shit is literally everything in this thread.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When will you realise that python is just java for toddlers and javascript is java for browsers?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When they actually are at all those things.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Listen here buddy, I am an assembly pro and know what I'm talking about.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            An assembly pro wouldn't call himself one
            bich

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >python is just java for toddlers
            Python can handle unsigned integers like a real language should, javajeets think they're too good for them. So no, I think java is just shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Muh unsigned integers.
            Since when have you needed a positive 32 bit number in range 2^31,2^32-1?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He is a coping pajeet.
            Not realizing that JS can store every int as a double precision 64 bit float and still smoke Python in performance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            describe the data structure for an unsigned int in python

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        once WASM has direct access to the DOM it's over for javascript. What will all the script kiddies do?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rust will replace Javascript in your lifetime
          Based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lets see how fast you can write a REST webserver in C

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they work, and you can do productive things with both. IQfy hates this, and rather wants you to leak memory and segfault yourself to death with C.

        Don't listen to morons like these.
        Fricking false equivalence brainlets.
        Not wanting to use Java / Python != using C

        Java will always remain a street shitter language. So will Python, keep coping pajeets.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both are used by poojeets.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they work, and you can do productive things with both. IQfy hates this, and rather wants you to leak memory and segfault yourself to death with C.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Die*

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Two casts: professionals that realize the capability of Java's typesafe OOP and have had OOP course in university
    Vs
    Script kiddies that learn python badly and love its simplicity and cant even analyse objectivically its pitfalls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      except c# is objectively better than Java as a language and since .net core/5/6 as a platform

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    itt wrench experts analyze and argue about wrenches while chad takes wrench and makes and sells something that helps people.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do people hate these two languages?
    Because they get work done. IQfy NEETs are inherently distrustful of anything that works whether its a desktop environment or a person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, that pic

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Google and Microsoft don't own it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Go and C# are better.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Java is more of a religion than a language. It doesn't have higher order functions (unlike python, javascript, etc), so instead you have to create an interface and a class to pass stuff like callbacks around.
    Instead of being ashamed of this verbose workaround, they called it a "programming pattern". Matter of fact they created two equal patterns (command and strategy) but they like to pretend like these two are somehow distinct. The distinction, of course, is philosophic. And that's the problem: java is a bullshit language, not a pragmatic one.
    I want to hammer this point: one of the fundamental concepts of java programming, patterns, is not based on objective factors, but vague ideas.
    Compare this to lisp's CLOS, which is presented as a bag of features useful for programming rather than an ideology

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one is for pajeets
    second for volksturm programmers

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do GIS for a living and Python is actually god for GIS and data science.
    Do not listen homosexuals on this board who had never done anything in their lifes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what you really mean is that there are python compatible libraries that are good for your work, which really has no bearing on python as a language or a platform

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the java jeet meme is a microsoft psyop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeet please.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it past your bedtime Mr. Ellison? You geriatric frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sir please be finding your redemption code in your email

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do people hate Java and Python
    Because they use them.
    There are two sorts of programming languages: the ones that are hated, and the other ones that nobody uses.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those are the only two languages you need
    Python for quick scripting
    Java for large scale applications

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Java for large scale applications
      The first decade of the century is over old man.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Java: Pajeets, Boomers
    Python: S oys, """academics"""

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every language is universally hated.
    It is what it is.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not my cup of tea. I prefer to go deep in the microsoft stack rather than wide in a lot of languages.
    No hatred though. They are good.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Java: heavy VM, clunky, corporate, pain to distribute
    Python: s l o w, just by picking it you threw out 90% of the performance, pain to distribute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeetware and Boomerware
      >Java
      >Python
      >C++

      Basedware
      >C#
      >Go
      >Rust

      Pick your poison

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Pajeetware and Boomerware
        >>Java

        >>C++
        >Basedware
        >>C#
        >>Go
        >>Rust
        >Pick your poison

        Employment:
        Java
        Python
        C++
        C#

        Memes:
        Go
        Rust

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Java: google "how to X" or "can I X in Java." Go on, do it. That's why.

    Python: significant whitespace is stupid but whatever, no changing its mind at this point and it's not like that particular disease is spreading. I don't mind the language other than that, but the 1st year hobbyists who insist that Python is good for everything just because data scientists use it are a bit insufferable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't mind the language other than that, but the 1st year hobbyists who insist that Python is good for everything just because data scientists use it are a bit insufferable.

      Partly the reason I'm thinking about abandoning my DS concentration.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IQfy hate python becuase it's used by female coders.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are industry standard

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are not bad, but they only serve as an introduction to better languages.

    You learn Python, which drives you to learn other scripting langs such as JS, PHP, Ruby.

    You learn Java, which drives you to learn other compiled langs such as C, C++, C#.

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