Why dont we use kinetic energy to charge our computer mice?

Why dont we use kinetic energy to charge our computer mice?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    friction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that could easily be overcome with a series of low-resistance ball bearings and the proper stabilizers to impart minimal friction on the device

      sort of like regen braking on hybrid cars

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Id LOVE to use a mouse that weights half a kilo...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And regen breaking causes enough friction to break a car.
        One can't make energy from nothing, if you pull energy from mouse movement, it'll be hard to move the mouse in some way and incur resistance and that extra energy it costs is used to charge the mouse.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh no not milliwatts of energy, my poor hands

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because it would be cost prohibitive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile I can get a kinetic watch for less than a gaymen mouse

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use a balltop mouse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for blogging!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if you made a ball mouse but with 4 balls like wheels? How much energy could you get without making it much harder to push? It’s possible to take energy and still use the balls to measure the movement, right? Or did they just use light?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is it would be hard to push. Impedance is a b***h.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if we made a mouse that wasn't a mouse

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just use a wired mouse you fricking weirdo

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I already thought of this. A ball mouse that charges itself using friction from the ball. The downside - it's a ball mouse.
    Optical mouse probably needs a bit more energy than kinetic charging can reliably provide. Nobody wants to have their mouse die from moving it too gently then have to shake it to get it charged.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    better thought:
    Why did wireless electricity get abandoned?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AC won

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you grab your mice while you're fapping, you're not gonna move it enough to generate energy to recharge it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you're not gonna move it enough to generate energy to recharge it.
      Fully, no. Enough to prolong the period of use without charging? Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you're not gonna move it enough to generate energy to recharge it.
      Fully, no. Enough to prolong the period of use without charging? Yes.

      >stops working
      >shake it a little
      >starts working again
      way better than having to desperately dig for a working battery that's left out of the packs you stole from work 3 years ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how that works though. I mean maybe if you wanked with it strapped to your wrist sure but you just don't move a mouse enough during normal use

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >weight on a spring with a coil
    solved it
    my work mouse lasts 2-3 months on an AAA, i bet this would work

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if you could just keep your mouse directly connected to your computer and power it that way?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would add a wire which would add drag and cost, nobody will go for that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if you reverted to a ball mouse but put it upside down and moved the ball directly instead of the rest of the mouse? The drag parts would be anchored anyway and a non-issue.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          these things are sick, and way better for precision moves than regular mice. The more parallel-to-surface rotational movement you put into the spin of the ball, the more precise / slower the movement of pointer. In terms of regular mice, this precision of movement is completely dependent on fine-motor control, but with a track-ball, work can be offloaded into a null-axis.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what if we eliminated the ball and mouse all together and just had some kind of pad that was sensitive to the touch of our finger. all we would have to do is move our finger across this pad like surface imparting a physical gesture onto it.

          i can't think of a good name for it right now but i think it has potential. maybe the finger slapper or the shitfrick9000

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you lose an axis of movement with trackpads -- ye chucklefrick

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not talking about a trackpad obviously

            OBVIOUSLY.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The trackpad is a considerable downgrade from the trackball. Its only redeeming factors are height and multitouch capabilities. When given both I'll happily use both (the trackbad (that was a drunken typo somehow but it works so it stays) only for gestures) but if I had to choose I'd take the trackball every time.

            Even then I'd take the trackball. I love TrackPoints, wouldn't buy a laptop without one. But my laptop bag always has a trackball (generally two, one doubles as a mouse), because the TrackPoint just doesn't cut it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Joy stick is the superior control method. I conduct quarterly meetings at a Fortune500 company with a 1997 Sidewinder and it all the b***hes love it. Everyone claps.

            Stop

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no u

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The trackpad is a considerable downgrade from the trackball. Its only redeeming factors are height and multitouch capabilities. When given both I'll happily use both (the trackbad (that was a drunken typo somehow but it works so it stays) only for gestures) but if I had to choose I'd take the trackball every time.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really think moving your hand can generate energy of a single AA battery?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you put out about 100W
      an AA is 2 amp hours and 1.5V = 10kJ
      you could charge an AA in about 100 seconds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now restrict that to the movement of the mouse. Let's say you move your 100g mouse at 1m/s on average (you don't). That's 5x the energy of a fricking whisper

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just shake harder it's 100 seconds every few months

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Piezo electric charging mouse would be neat. Would work with all the spastic fps gamers

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joy stick is the superior control method. I conduct quarterly meetings at a Fortune500 company with a 1997 Sidewinder and it all the b***hes love it. Everyone claps.

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