Why don't you program a million dollars

Why don't you program a million dollars

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not a puppet placed by glowBlack folk.
    Oh, and frick advertising and tracking. Never implementing them in any of my projects.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Corporate tells you to implement all the trackers so the marketing shitters can better assign their advertising budget

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I meant my own personal projects, which any potential employers have no right to touch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >potential employers
          interesting...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm unemployed. Big surprise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >KILL THEM ALL

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    print("$1000000")
    done

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Error 404

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be billionaire
    >can hire the nfl head of PEDs as your personal doctor
    >have 20h+ daily to train for some sport and lift
    >still looks like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look like what? LIKE HES A FRICKING ALIEN WHOS LEG BENDS THE WRONG WAY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Was the Arrival with Charlie Sheen disclosure?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be billionaire
      >have more money, women and power than most people could ever imagine having
      he doesn't need to compensate for anything with his physical fitness hence the average Joe build

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Having sex while in shape is a gorillion times better than having sex as a dyel.
        Do your cardio and some deadlifts. Lifting up a b***h (in my case a twink) while you're frickin is top tier.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont work out and can still lift my wife to do her. Unless she's a landwhale and you're 100lbs soaking wet it shouldn't be an issue.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There is a great difference between lifting someone and using their body for a prolonged period in a lifted position. Also I'm fricking men.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Welp more power to you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how did you meet your twink

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more concerned about whoever does his haircut, considering he looks like a first generation android before they've figured out how to make them look real.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why dont you program some b***hes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      while (true) {
      printf("you never take me anywheren");
      }

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IM TRYING

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >facesofmeth.webp

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cuz

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crypto bull market is over, maybe I might be able to program a million dollars in a couple years if the depression doesn't kill it too bad.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else hear smashmouth when they look at this image

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ONLY SHOOTING STAARS

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you wouldn't download a million dollars

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    still no clues

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his nose gets bigger by the day

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