Why has no great literature been written about the precambrian ?

Why has no great literature been written about the precambrian ?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People prefer to read about humans specis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      boring!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans with pet dinosaur

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf how did you get a picture of my grandfather??

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he unironically believes his ancestors were non-human on blind faith alone because some democrat teacher told him to recite that on a test
          Shiggy.

          >earth is just 4500 years old
          Damn the bible is true?

          Biblical timeline is about 6,000 years, which is accurate and scientifically supported (oldest tree and desert are about 4k years, about the time since the flood, which left evidence all over the earth). The millions of years is self-refuting, but they need deep-time for their abiogensis/evolutionism fairy tale.

          The only reason people believe evolution lie is it's indoctrinated in schools and mass media, it doesn't stand up to intellectual scrutiny and everyone who believes their ancestors were non-human believe so on blind faith.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're moronic if you don't believe in evolution

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the government school and mainstream media said I came from monkeys and fish
            >they wouldn't lie to me because I trusted them!
            You can't even defend your blind faith in evolutionism, you just insult people as "moronic" for "heresy" to your state religion which has never been proven.

            Your blind faith creation superstition is not even mathematically possible, even with your fallacious timelines which have been debunked by Christian scientists who consider lying a sin; meanwhile, your secular/atheist "scientists" claim boys can become women and morality is relative. But you're prejudiced and reject all science that doesn't come from your Sodom and Gomorrah "scientists".

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeSxIqAYP4M
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1_KEVaCyaA
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM82qxxskZE

            are you trying to imply that fossils/ elongated concretions are human made pillars? They don't even look like pillars, you giant dipshit.

            >doesn't understand
            >defaults to anger and rage and thinking he's smarter/superior than others
            Those are polystrate fossils.

            This is how the typical debate with evolutionists goes too. They're ignorant as hell and arrogant as hell, never studying this topic because they're brainwashed to think they know-it-all and they never grew out of that angsty prideful teen phase and anyone who doesn't goosestep to their state religion of evolution is just "le stoopid" so they don't even listen to arguments (hence why I just posted links instead of really getting into this, you can choose to learn or remain ignorant, it's your choice). And if that's the fruit that the evolution religion produces (ignoring the increase in violence, STDs, divorce, drug abuse, etc since it was widely adopted), then why should anyone believe it even if it were true? (It's obviously not since it violates laws of science.)

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OghwjQDUiCM

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/L0NsAvo.png

            Well, he's right, it's an open question. I respect it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >muh culture war
            Anon, these are just the theories of the natural sciences as we currently understand them. It's not a democrat conspiracy to give children abortions.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >secularists have an agenda
            >spams christian videos

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >journalist
            >canadian
            biggest yikes of the week

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >deceitful israelite worshiper spreading ignorance to promote submission to a israeli desert demon
            christisraelites will be gassed with their israeli masters

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Based.

            >muh culture war
            Anon, these are just the theories of the natural sciences as we currently understand them. It's not a democrat conspiracy to give children abortions.

            >these are just the theories of the natural sciences as we currently understand them. It's not a democrat conspiracy to give children abortions.
            What an odd thing to say...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We should get more abortions to india and africa specifically.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you trying to imply that fossils/ elongated concretions are human made pillars? They don't even look like pillars, you giant dipshit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you think the difference races diversified according to their evironment (i.e. harsher climate = darker skin) if not through evolution? What about lactose tolerance, wisdom teeth and the variances in domestic canines?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. There are no books about the Movile Cave, either. This is excessive bullshit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me about this cave

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Movile cave is in Romania- it was completely isolated for 5.5 million years. It has a completely unique ecosystem and animals/insects. I'm pretty sure they sealed it back up. The only thing I can find on it is one old documentary on dvd that was filmed in 1997.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perfect backdrop for another shitty slowburn a24 arg.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was an autismo webnovel that was 4000 chapters and around 7 million words long that detailed a cell gaining consciousness and surviving through the entire 4.6 billion years of human evolution. It eventually branched out into space. Don't remember the name anymore though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek a novelization of Spore?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found it.
        >4.6 Billion Year Symphony of Evolution
        >Status in COO
        >9 volumes / 5114 Chapters + 2 extra (Complete)
        Not 4000, I stand corrected.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Endless, the blue and smooth sea, swept a small figure at high speed.

          >"Oh, there are no multi-celled creatures, but there are oceans and planets? It’s rare. I don’t know how long it takes to find such a place. Now I can have a 'creator' addiction~ although it’s just Some of the original types of cells of the earth are thrown in..."

          >This figure has a short blond hair and a cute face. It looks like a little e-girl. She stops on the sea. She waved her hand and a large piece of water-like objects dripped into the sea.

          oh, godammit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus christ, I went from vaguely interested to not at all.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a webnovel, what do you expect lol? Though I do have to admit that I don't remember any e-girls, strange. Also, I'm pretty sure that that's machine-translated mate, and I'm 99% sure that I didn't read mtl, meaning there's a human translation out there somewhere. Check novelupdates.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's a webnovel, what do you expect lol?
            I except it to be up to par to at least quality Chinese webnovels. This

            >Endless, the blue and smooth sea, swept a small figure at high speed.

            >"Oh, there are no multi-celled creatures, but there are oceans and planets? It’s rare. I don’t know how long it takes to find such a place. Now I can have a 'creator' addiction~ although it’s just Some of the original types of cells of the earth are thrown in..."

            >This figure has a short blond hair and a cute face. It looks like a little e-girl. She stops on the sea. She waved her hand and a large piece of water-like objects dripped into the sea.

            oh, godammit

            is garbage.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta, but I just read 3 chapters and it isn't that

            >Endless, the blue and smooth sea, swept a small figure at high speed.

            >"Oh, there are no multi-celled creatures, but there are oceans and planets? It’s rare. I don’t know how long it takes to find such a place. Now I can have a 'creator' addiction~ although it’s just Some of the original types of cells of the earth are thrown in..."

            >This figure has a short blond hair and a cute face. It looks like a little e-girl. She stops on the sea. She waved her hand and a large piece of water-like objects dripped into the sea.

            oh, godammit

            level bad. Rough start I guess. Seems pretty standard so far, very similar to Spore—collecting white balls(food) to split, grow, and evolve into new kinds of cells. I guess the author wanted to attract pedophiles or weebs? Still a dogshit way to start your novel though.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/L61UITW.gif

            Jesus christ, I went from vaguely interested to not at all.

            It's a webnovel, what do you expect lol? Though I do have to admit that I don't remember any e-girls, strange. Also, I'm pretty sure that that's machine-translated mate, and I'm 99% sure that I didn't read mtl, meaning there's a human translation out there somewhere. Check novelupdates.

            >It's a webnovel, what do you expect lol?
            I except it to be up to par to at least quality Chinese webnovels. This [...] is garbage.

            nta, but I just read 3 chapters and it isn't that [...] level bad. Rough start I guess. Seems pretty standard so far, very similar to Spore—collecting white balls(food) to split, grow, and evolve into new kinds of cells. I guess the author wanted to attract pedophiles or weebs? Still a dogshit way to start your novel though.

            Why not just reference a goddess creation myth? Or have a cute girl lecture about the possible origins of life? Doing this is shitting in my cereal.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a webnovel, what do you expect lol? Though I do have to admit that I don't remember any e-girls, strange. Also, I'm pretty sure that that's machine-translated mate, and I'm 99% sure that I didn't read mtl, meaning there's a human translation out there somewhere. Check novelupdates.

            >I'm pretty sure that that's machine-translated mate
            Yeah looking at the prose, it looks like translated Japanese, but weirdly translated Japanese. It's not how machine translation does it or how the Japs themselves do it, it reads more like an overconfident college student thinking he can translate anything while he's in his Japanese II class for the language requirement

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            is that king crimson?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, Robert Fripp

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The goat

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            so its Adrian Belew in the mirror then

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >large piece of water-like objects dripped into the sea.
            There'a moronic elegance to this

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How so

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's dissociative. Like a Dali

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sourceeeee

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon found it and posted excerpts. it's shit.

        >Endless, the blue and smooth sea, swept a small figure at high speed.

        >"Oh, there are no multi-celled creatures, but there are oceans and planets? It’s rare. I don’t know how long it takes to find such a place. Now I can have a 'creator' addiction~ although it’s just Some of the original types of cells of the earth are thrown in..."

        >This figure has a short blond hair and a cute face. It looks like a little e-girl. She stops on the sea. She waved her hand and a large piece of water-like objects dripped into the sea.

        oh, godammit

        (Quote)
        …………………………………………

        “Where is this? Who am I?”

        This was the first thoughts it had. It had a consciousness, and the sense of touch, but it did not have vision or smell. Through its only sense, it knew it was in a liquid.

        This liquid seemed to be called water.

        “I … … am called a cell?”

        It did not have any brains but it knew what shape its body was. There was a thin spherical layer and the center of the sphere had a complex densely packed construct that was called the nucleus. It was due to the existence of this nucleus that it could think, move, be alive … …

        However, this was the limit of its thinking. Such a small nucleus could not let it think further.

        “Move … … search … …”

        It controlled the think outer layer, and the layer started to ripple like waves. This movement caused it to slowly move in the water, and it searched for its own target in the endless darkness … …
        (End quote)

        This is pretty bad tb h.

        Why is the awareness expressed in formal grammar? Why not have a regular sentence show what the organism thought? Why not have it expressed in raw thought like, "Where... I...? I... what..."

        Why assume single celled organisms have consciousness? How can it "know" the shape of its body?

        Was this written by a hser? A brain damaged prole? Mistranslation?

        At least other webnovel slop feels like it was written by a thinking college educated man. I'm not reading this trash.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not much happened then. Boring.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fungi is up to something being that old.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe that’s why people see crazy things when they ingest shrooms

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >scientists discover that the hallucinations people see on mushrooms are actually memories from the genetic memory pool of mushrooms, and reaches back to when they first evolved.
          that would make a good book

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some builds just work. Adding complexity would make them not work, so they stay the same.
        Like you can print whatever you want from a word document, but you probably still own pencils.

        Maybe that’s why people see crazy things when they ingest shrooms

        >scientists discover that the hallucinations people see on mushrooms are actually memories from the genetic memory pool of mushrooms, and reaches back to when they first evolved.
        that would make a good book

        Fungal intelligence would be a good subject for fiction. Some fungi are really good at spatial optimisation. Pic related is an experiment where food was placed in the same configuration as Tokyo's subway stations. The fungus ended up growing into a shape similar to the actual train network.
        If you could talk to a fungus it would probably have a very different sense of self. It has no brain, no central nervous system and no need to preserve individual existence. Whatever intelligence they have is decentralised across lots of individual hyphae. Splitting a fungus just makes two fungal bodies. Eating a fungus just helps it spread its spores.
        I'm not sure exactly how they could communicate this chemically, but it is oddly similar to the ego death that people describe from eating psychedelic mushrooms. Thought without a thinker, experience without an experiencer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This just gave me an idea. Not sure what kind of writing this will lead me to, but I think it'll be worth the brainstorming. Thank you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >earth is just 4500 years old
      Damn the bible is true?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that solar brightening will overwhelm Earths homeostatic capabilities in less than 1 billion years leading to the extinction of all life

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not my problem

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not strictly precambrian but I find all the prior permutations of earth's geography and geology fascinating and I'm saddened that I as a person will never personally witness any of them. I wonder if such a temporal(?) longing has any kind of literary value

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    (Quote)
    …………………………………………

    “Where is this? Who am I?”

    This was the first thoughts it had. It had a consciousness, and the sense of touch, but it did not have vision or smell. Through its only sense, it knew it was in a liquid.

    This liquid seemed to be called water.

    “I … … am called a cell?”

    It did not have any brains but it knew what shape its body was. There was a thin spherical layer and the center of the sphere had a complex densely packed construct that was called the nucleus. It was due to the existence of this nucleus that it could think, move, be alive … …

    However, this was the limit of its thinking. Such a small nucleus could not let it think further.

    “Move … … search … …”

    It controlled the think outer layer, and the layer started to ripple like waves. This movement caused it to slowly move in the water, and it searched for its own target in the endless darkness … …
    (End quote)

    This is pretty bad tb h.

    Why is the awareness expressed in formal grammar? Why not have a regular sentence show what the organism thought? Why not have it expressed in raw thought like, "Where... I...? I... what..."

    Why assume single celled organisms have consciousness? How can it "know" the shape of its body?

    Was this written by a hser? A brain damaged prole? Mistranslation?

    At least other webnovel slop feels like it was written by a thinking college educated man. I'm not reading this trash.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the precambrian!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s just weird bug shit. What’s there to like?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It’s just weird bug shit. What’s there to like?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1977/12/trilobites/376288/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tf does it mean

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hallucigenia from Attack on Titan?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, hallucigenia from approximately 505 million years ago

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My ancestor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anomalocaris spotted

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss /SNK/ days

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you all I liked ch. 139.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it the best organism from that era or what?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please delete this thread. Make it stop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf why
      Is jurassic Park not literature?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's making a hallucination joke

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aww looks like a sea puppy

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pre-cum brain

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Otherlands is a decent read that features the precambrian world.
    The real questions is why these morons didn't produce any decent literature. If the ancient greeks could, why couldn't they?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why these morons didn't produce any decent literature
      1 billion years ago, humans were pretty much africans, so...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The real questions is why these morons didn't produce any decent literature.
      no fingers. can't hold pen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy inventing sex.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/his.desu.meta/text/db2DzHLUfwc%20/
    >I swear I'm not a propagandist guise!

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The perspective of being the first predator, the one and only to spread death in your wake, chasing after all those little things who're chilling until some hovering demon comes after their ass. And just look at that huge thing go.
    Or the prey. You're so goddamn scared that you eventually develop the weirdest habits and defense mechanisms. Fear of death has permanently disfigured you, paranoia keeps you on the edge.
    My mind is too busy with something else, but I bet there's potential in this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's just a silly little guy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can't keep getting away with it

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hallucigenia is cambrian, anon

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do we descend from these guys or what? Why the obsession?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my ancestor

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No author is audacious enough to try to capture their majesty.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    'ennui'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Huh

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