Why were the ancient Greeks so tacky? The colors on this statues outfit look like shit, look way better as marble

Why were the ancient Greeks so tacky? The colors on this statues outfit look like shit, look way better as marble

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because that reconstruction shit was painted by historians, not professional artists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But I'm not saying the paintstyle, i'm saying the colors. Looks like some new age wine mom wearing weird gown tier. Also, the colors are painted on by seeing the traces of original color pigmentation, so they actually looked like this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, the colors are painted on by seeing the traces of original color pigmentation, so they actually looked like this.
        Yeah, but your only getting the base layer of the paint.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So they made up all those other wacky colors?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No. I googled around for an example and found this on reddit. When painting figures people do so in layers, the base coat is the second layer and is basically a foundation for details. It means you don't need to keep switching back and fourth to get the right colour if you can do it in stages and helps with painting details as the colour variance makes colouring "in the lines" easier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that reconstruction shit was painted by historians, not professional artists.
      They just discovered that the statues were painted a few years ago. And yes, they determined the exact pigments used. They're accurate.

      >ancient world
      >almost everything is gray and brown
      >"how can we display our wealth and glory?"
      >"paint everything really gaudy, bright colors"
      It's really obvious if you just think about it for a second.

      world
      >almost everything is gray and brown
      In Greece? They didn't have lush green vegetation, deep blue seas and bright sunny skies? Lol
      >"paint everything really gaudy, bright colors
      Not everything was painted, only the rich people's walls and decorations.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why the FRICK did Homer call the ocean the 'wine dark sea' during the day when the Aegean is clearly a lively blue color? Why did they not have a word for blue? Why was Hercules called blonde haired but black bottomed (assed)? Why was olive oil called yellow? Why were they so fricking moronic? How the FRICK is Odysseus hair blonde but beard blue?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The sea can take a very dark color sometimes, depends when you look at it. Hercules had a very tanned ass from going around naked a lot but was still blonde, see orange people in sweden. Homemade olive oil has a yellow color, the stuff you buy in your supermarket is refined donkey grease. Blue is a synonym of blonde in my language, I suppose it's the same in greek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >blue is now a synonym of blonde
            >tanned people are 'orange', but are clearly described as dark/black in the text
            >the sea is wine dark (even the Aegean) similar to wine during even during the day
            I suppose you're going to bullshit and say homemade wine is blue or something. Why can't you just say that Greek colors are complex instead of being an insufferable know it all who doesn't know shit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >blue is now a synonym of blonde
            >tanned people are 'orange', but are clearly described as dark/black in the text
            >the sea is wine dark (even the Aegean) similar to wine during even during the day
            I suppose you're going to bullshit and say homemade wine is blue or something. Why can't you just say that Greek colors are complex instead of being an insufferable know it all who doesn't know shit?

            Perception of color changed over time as access to the colors expanded.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >In Greece? They didn't have lush green vegetation, deep blue seas and bright sunny skies? Lol
        "Everything" meaning the man-made structures obviously

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >And yes, they determined the exact pigments used. They're accurate.
        Doesn't that only tell you about the bottom layer?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ancient world
    >almost everything is gray and brown
    >"how can we display our wealth and glory?"
    >"paint everything really gaudy, bright colors"
    It's really obvious if you just think about it for a second.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >look like shit
    to your modern eyes

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the old Indian statues because they all look like they have bolt-on breasts

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because that statue depicts a Scythian and Scythians were tacky

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s clearly a biased reproduction as Greeks had Black skin

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Colorful, highly decorated clothing was the norm all the way until white tie became the standard formal dress.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the indo european aesthetic. It only survives in India today

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no proof the statues were ever painted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      other than the residue of paint which you can see with your bare eyes on top of polichromy studies with advanced techniques

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps they were much better painted than that, comparable to the painted statues of Spanish art

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    North euros don´t know how to paint

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hes posing like a homosexual

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They identified the pigments from one area and then applied it to the entire area where that pigment makes at least some sense. It is like using the eyedropper tool for a single pixel and then using the paint bucket tool to colour it in and then wondering why it looks weird.

    This is of course understandable because most of the pigment didn't survive so they are working off incomplete information but people arguing that this is "more accurate" don't know what they are talking about.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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