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Post the most cringy "women writing men" tropes & cliches.
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Women rule supreme
Men rage and scream
Scream so hard they blow steam
Can't compete even in a dream
That's cringe arlight.
Is this an excerpt from Milk and Honey?
No he's a resident schizo from /sffg/ who fancies himself a poet. He escaped containment and we have yet to get him back under control. Please be understanding during this trying time.
Boys go to mars to get more smart
Girls go to jupiter to get more stupider
Really? I went to college to get fricked in the ass by big strong swarthy black men.
You aren't funny.
Maybe not but I certainly seem to have provoked some sort of emotional response.
I wouldn't call indifference so, but whatever makes you sleep at night.
Girls go to JVPITER to get more BVLLPENIS
Tleilaxu poetry
the world is expired and nasty
Get some dick femcel. Or have you already taken too much?
Margaret Atwood writes men as if they don't yearn for love. Despite the fact that the greatest poets and artists are mostly gay men or hermit bachelors.
>Despite the fact that the greatest poets and artists are mostly gay men or hermit bachelors.
has there ever been a good romance written by a female?
Probably not. Romances written by men are read by women too because they can self-insert as the girl the protagonist wants.
Women and men have different interests. A romance written by a man will not appeal to women and vice versa.
Female interest = anti-interest. Their interest can be defined as being the lack of anything being interested in anything interesting.
>Their interest can be defined as being the lack of anything being interested in anything interesting.
Yeah, just look at the male body. Men reject 100% of men as sex partners. The only interesting part is the penis, and even that would be removed if women could get their way without going extinct.
women want sex and erotica, not romance
Romance?
What do you define as good? The successes of twilight and 50 shades of greaeaeeeeay are notable. Who are we to gatekeep quality?
Good = Soul.
S O V L
>Romance for men
>Tranime
Figures. No real dude would bother watching this shit.
I watched it and it was decent, also I could kill you with my bare hands
Lesbian couples beat each other up; the feminine bullshit spouting methodology does not protect them from other beautiful beings.
It's like elf on elf violence. The one who begged for violence got it, clearly.
Male on female violence is like an orc beating an elf, and we're predisposed to favor the elf.
The desire to look like an elf is understandable; the favoritism being put on canvas is understandable. For autists to mutilate themselves and wear wigs - is divine comedy.
Maybe you're predisposed but I always root for the villain
The elf is the villain, just doesn't look like it.
Spoken like a true sociopathic troony. Every time I see some homosexual "tranime" poster, It always makes me think it's some Aryan larper or an overcompensating fatfrick.
Holy meds
Why do women overuse "dude" like that?
>shit
>shit JAPAN
that anime was witen by a woman tho
actual romance for men
>the piano teacher, nymphomaniac vol. i & ii
>films about bdsm kink relationships
the anime is for virgins who will never have sex, the rom coms are for women that have relationships in real life. in this sense, those two are incomparable
'tard
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no no, he's right
Men have a wider variety of taste in bodies and personalities than women do.
Just look at womens clothing vs mens clothing.
>a billion colors/shapes/materials dress
>a cotton suit.
Its like reverse-birds.
Women exclusivelly like guys who are taller than them, the taller the better. They like guys who are richer than them, the richer the better. They like guys who dont care about them, the less they care the better. They like guys who are older, the older the better (minus decrepit). And dont get me started on penis size.
Men like women of all shapes and sizes, taller or shorter, fatter or thinner, etc. Different personalities, differerent life statuses. The only serious thing that turns off a guy is a lack of health, either physical or mental disease. Cant even say infidelity is a turnoff because frickibg cucks exist.
>Just look at womens clothing vs mens clothing.
>woman having more variety is a sign of male interest in variety
you might be insane.
>woman having more variety is a sign of male interest in variety
Yes, thats correct. Also all the data from dating apps proves my point, just look at # of times women swipe vs men.
You might be butthurt.
I studied fashion and communications design. You're an idiot.
>I studied fashion and communications design.
You just invalidated any argument you made.
I learned history, art history, color theory, typography, marketing, architecture, object design, clothing design, photography, communication, sewing, photoshop/digital design, pattern design and a dozen other things.
Yeah, I learned fashion and communication design, and it was fricking great
Pharoah (1999)?
yeah, you could help wrap the fishes down the dock with your diploma mate
>I studied fashion and communications design. You're an idiot.
You studied fashion and communications design. Please make other aware to not make such dire mistakes.
>I studied fashion and communications design. You're an idiot.
>Just look at womens clothing vs mens clothing.
Women clothing doesn't exist anymore. 99% of girls just wear guy clothing.
Y'all are wearing clothes?
>Women exclusivelly like guys who are taller than them, the taller the better. They like guys who are richer than them, the richer the better. They like guys who dont care about them, the less they care the better. They like guys who are older, the older the better (minus decrepit). And dont get me started on penis size.
Everything about them is illogical. Now it makes sense. They're children
>Women exclusivelly like guys who are taller than them, the taller the better. They like guys who are richer than them, the richer the better. They like guys who dont care about them, the less they care the better. They like guys who are older, the older the better (minus decrepit). And dont get me started on penis size.
This is a lookism.net lie. And it's usually short men who fall for it.
You could be the most attractive man in the world and it would do nothing. Because you're still socially arrested/damaged/defunct/unable.
The only thing that ever mattered was appearing in public with the air that you are popular and energetic. That's it.
Wtrong
>Women have never photoshopped flowercrowns on cuties with a postive k/d.
Don't say it doesn't happen. No need to get into #NotAllWomen territory but a significant portion of society doesn't mind the fricked up and you know it too.
that's a not socially unable, I'm talking about npc t-posing mode, anxiety, depression, loners.
Psychos are for the most part socially active, they are anti-social. Anti-social and unsocial are quite different beasts.
Hybristophilia exists because the men generally speaking are charisma magnets. There are exceptions with the killers/criminals who are incredibly unappealing otherwise but that's besides the point.
>The only thing that ever mattered was appearing in public with the air that you are popular and energetic. That's it.
This.
t. bipolar anon who gets drooled over while manic and completely ignored while depressive
Men's clothing had a much greater variety in color and design until sometime after French revolution someone spread the message that it's unmanly to dress like that. Women were equally screwing men before and after this.
In later half of 20th century colors and funky design returned, but it depended how brave one was. Burt Reynolds as Magnum was wearing Hawaiian shirts all the time, and chicks were drooling over him because he was manly by default.
With the end of the century things went back to playing it safe again, the ones that still try are called homosexuals by other men.
So it's not really about what women like, it's about what men will let you wear.
There's a reason why that is and it has to do with the fact women are allowed to be picky. That is an issue.
Now I get why wasn't getting laid. It was those filthy Dagos
Ffs, always historicise!
>Who are we to gatekeep quality?
A literature board, if you have a sincere interest in literature or any art form, you absolutely will gatekeeper aesthetic quality. Unless of course the scottish and English parliaments are just as beautiful as one another. There is not a soul on earth who thinks that beauty or truth is completely subjective
Wuthering Heights.
Emily Bronte was apparently autistic (discussed in this article, which is understandably dismissive of the possibility of diagnosing historical figures: https://www.forbes.com/sites/emilywillingham/2016/09/02/did-emily-jane-bronte-have-autism/?sh=57a6f8766667 - to take a quote from the article out of context: "Claire Harman’s not the first person to suggest that Emily Jane Brontë was on the autism spectrum").
Thus, if Simon Baron Cohen (a Fellow of Trinity College, Cambridge) is correct about his theory of autism (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12639333/ - "These results are discussed in relation to two linked theories: the 'empathizing-systemizing' (E-S) theory of sex differences and the extreme male brain (EMB) theory of autism..."), it would mean that Emily Bronte was 'male brained'.
That said, I did read Wuthering Heights and enjoyed reading it.
wait what is borat doing researching autism
The Chinese-English Dictionary for Lovers was wonderful
Lucia Berlin's short stories have some of the best romance I've ever read, too
The Tale of Genji.
Literally every romance written by a woman is Twilight in essence, it's two+ Chads of different flavors fighting over the protagonist literally every single goddamn time
stop reading ya
Women loves supreme
Men pants full of cream
Women naturally supreme
Men rage and scream
Rhyming supreme with supreme is pretty weak
>Women naturally supreme
Men desire good things; so they create good forms. The form fades together with fertility - and thus the power of males to maintain the form. Then the female has its own form, and is revealed as inferior.
This nig loves supreme
That brand is a meme
Buys a brick for a mil
He ought to be killed
>men don’t yearn for love
Based
Captcha kkkaxg
Just read a smutty josei manga, where all men have 8 inch long fingers, tower a foot or more above all women, work as salarymen who can afford high-rise condos, and engage in yaoibaiting with the nearest male until the female love interest (herself an author self-insert) wants his attention.
source?
Nothing beats the cringe of this stupid picture.
Ideal looksmatch circa year 2500.
Women naturally have more dating options so they are less likely to do the incel oneitis type of romance. Imagine a girl sexting with 5 Chads at the same time, do you think she dreams of “that one special guy?” While men struggle to get female validation, it’s the polar opposite for women. When men get that one chance of love they immediately start this incel simp oneitis. Women casually give head and ass to chads so they have no condition to simp any specific guy
hey men remember to never mainsplain women's thoughts with your unrealistic representation
How should I know? I don't read books written by women
>How should I know?
Humans are telepathic. That's how you can tell a story is cliche without ever reading a story like it.
fify
you're welcome
Add the other guy that makes it impossible for her to choose, outsourcing her fate to the mistakes of the guys.
romance and porn are different things
ever notice how women aren't into porn
and how men arent into romance literature
Women are into porn. They like gay shit which just proves how dumb they are.
Most women I know are not into porn, there have only been one or two notable exceptions
>Most women I know are not into porn
Most women you know say they are not into porn. People(read: Women) don't tend to be honest about such things, even when they have nothing to lose.
Women aren't people.
No, I'm talking about extensive relationships here, you are very wrong on this particular case, though what's important here is what I'm saying is anecdotal
100% and I'm aware women are often more into sex then men
>wahhh i was in a relationship they couldn't have lied
You know what, maybe you're just a moron who deserves a b***h that wears the pants and tells him what to do. You got lied to. Get real loser
Let's just say I have intimate stalker reasons for knowing what they did and didn't do lol
>most woman I know are not into porn
Do you really believe that, anon? It may shock you, but women, on average, are actually more into sex than men are
>It may shock you, but women, on average, are actually more into sex than men are
Women experience sex in a much more pleasurable way. However, despite this, they monopolized sex; now only women's bodies are designed for sex. Male bodies are more like sex repellent, stripped of all non-utility aspects, except dehumanizing features, like ass hair. What kind of male isn't decorated? A farmed male animal that exists for profits.
Where's the horns? Where's the boobs? Where's the pretty face? Where's the body to show off?
>gorilla muscles
Top kek
Sex ≠ Porn
Most women you know are related to you and wouldn't discuss it with a neet
nah
>They like gay shit
hot.
Normal women hate gay porn.
The ones watching all the yaoi have the female version of autogynephilia and are about 2 weeks away from transitioning.
If anything the women watching porn watch considerable amount of lesbian stuff. Fujos really are a different set of basket cases.
>Women aren't into porn
Anon are you claiming 50 Shades of Grey is literature or that 50 Shades of Grey was not a big seller?
>romance and porn are different things
Romance is female porn.
The movie Love by gaspar Noe was a really good fusion
Got'em
Wrong, the man is twice taller in women's romance
>No girl for ass fetishists
>no flat trap in the harem
Yeah I'm thinking unbased
>no yaoi hands
nah
Fixed that for you
add a basketball and KFC bucket to figure on the right.
Women fantasize about Goth and Med men mostly.
>Women fantasize about Goth and Med men mostly.
Goth men?
>he thinks women actually fantasize about Black folk
your brain on /misc/
kek!
meant for
Double Gottem.
final form of OP's image
the real chefs kiss would be making one of the men hold a bag of money and put the other one in a prisoner outfit
>Not a single tomboy for the man
Into the garbage it goes...
The thesis
The antithesis
The synthesis
Unrealistic, most men (rightfully) see short women as disgusting abominations.
Nah, it's like 75% prefer short women 25% prefer tall women
>25% prefer tall women
Meanwhile 0.01% of women prefer shorter men.
Women cannot be asexual.
Women love sex and love to desire sex. This is why most books are about sex and targeted to women.
Men love sex but they do not love much, nor dislike much the desire for sex. In fact the desire for sex is more like an hindrance and a thing to eject, precisely by wanking and ejaculation that is the pinnacle of fricking a slag.
Men still despise not loving sex, since it removes the most effective mechanism of valuation that they have (a man feels valued by a woman once she picks him up out of the male competition, telling him he won and rewarding him with the right to frick her), which leads them to the usual mockery of being shagless dildos remaining on the shelf of the sex market controlled by women, being baby dicks and being asexual.
Men despise asexuality in men, since it shows them that sex-havers are far less dominant than the story they plays in their heads about being stronger and better than veganas.
Women despise asexuality in men, since the few asexual men (very few are handsome) no longer acknowledge women for sex nor for companionship. Some asexual men claim to still want a gf just to cuddle, but that's already a baby-level sex and we are still in the situation of validation (and the gf still wants sex anyway sooner or later) and once they have sex with a girl that they love they see sex is not so bad.
Women despise asexuality in women, precisely because women live on sex while their hate of their body for menstruating leads them to take pills which kills their desire for sex (but indeed kills their menstruation). They hate their life since through their own body, they acknowledge in their intimacy that they cannot win on both accounts: either have a comfy life or have an erotic life. Women want the erotic life.
In fact sex is so crucial to a woman, that if a woman is NOT fricked senseless EVERY WEEK, her natural hysteria starts to poor out of her pores and the neurosis kicks in. Sex is literally a medicinal drug to a woman.
More like 3-5 times a week, at least
Touch grass
Sex should just be a human right, as long as its within the confines of monogamy
I hate women
>Post the most cringy "women writing men" tropes & cliches.
I was interested to read these examples but I see no one itt actually posted any
>*growls
>shortest man is 6'3
>uses pet names that would be creepy if he weren't a gigachad
>better than the heroine at literally everything despite never training
>absurdly rich but pretends to be working class
>alternatively, openly rich and engaged to 10/10 stacy
>either has no friends or a shit ton
>heroine starts out with a male friend whose sole purpose is to get cucked
>alternatively, serious 2chad love triangle but its obvious from the start who's going to win
Idk, probably more but its been 10 years since I read a lot of shoujo/paranormal romance. The cringiest part is just how derivative they are, all just variations on the same formula. There's creative women out there but they're not writing romance
Writing a man who is textually sociopathic and uncritically having him be the love interest.
To be fair women authors are not the only ones who do this.
Wow, the target demographic likes exaggerated sexual features in their fantasy sexual partners. What a uniquely female trait.
The hands on the guy on the left are too small
ftfy
there have been like, 5 better ftfy posts already
absolute best one so far, well done anon
You are brilliant.
there was a smut book where the male love interest was described as six and a half foot tall, 300lbs of muscle and could deadlift 500lbs. I doubt anyone outside of IQfy would get it but 500lbs is a respectable number for an intermediate lifter weighing around 175, and not so ex special ops giant genetic freak
women like tall guys. that's nothing new. no shit "romance written by a woman" would actually be able to relate to other women.
I'm a guy and my favorite romance is an anime written by a women, and one that IQfy particularly hates and calls "Reddit" at that.
It's My Dress-up Darling. I like it because the girl seems genuinely nice and isn't manipulative.
My favorite anime, and one of my favorite films in general, could loosely be called a romance. Weathering With You. It's painfully sappy, but not toxic at all, though it is by a guy.
Is that worth it? I have it downloaded because I absolutely loved "Your Name" but I was so tired I shut it off after 20 minutes. I've been considering watching it for real. I'm almost 30 years old but I love these romance slice of life anime and movies. Anything that feels wholesome calms me down from the chaos of my day-to-day life.
You too IVE FRICKING HAD ENOUGH OF ALL OF YOU.
Because I turned off Weathering With You or because I'm into romance anime?
reeeeeeee
I think it's worth it, it resonated a lot with me, I related a lot to the main character, though I'm about your age. I should note, I watched Weathering With You before Your Name, and I prefer Weathering With You, but I'm definitely in the minority on that. Your Name has a more unconventional structure that people find interesting, but I really love Weathering With You's fantastical elements.
no u
Alright, this is the first I've actually heard someone recommend Weathering With You since I don't talk or hear about anime much. I'll definitely watch it. Thanks
NO. DONT FRICKING DO THAT.
FRICK OFF.
omg lol he's serious
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Shut up Black person
Yeah the girl seems nice but the male mc is hot garbage.
I am also 5'10'', married to a girl with average to small breasts that got bigger after we had our first kid, I'm monogamous, and I only like humans but have jacked off to beastiality before out of boredom.
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Does that mean women are reverse pedos? Do they like being tiny and be dominated by someone huge?
Yeah, no shit?
Are you 13 years old?
It means they are looking for someone to replace their dad.
Thanks for sharing that was really interesting you should not have a nice day IRL
Both genders can't write the other. Such is a fundamental pilar of modern romance novels.
one trope I have noticed, although it would easily pass you by.
Women writing 6'2+ husbandos but they don't know what it's like to be a tall man.
They use 'tall' when they really mean 'attractive', and kind of ignore everything being tall brings to a man's life.
They write about their height and their day to day like a member of lookism.net would.
I suppose the counterpoint would be men which write about women with large breasts, but it's 'usually' closer to the center, in that they genuinely do get special treatment, and breast men know how it changes a woman's frame of mind.
>tfw manlet
>had absolute trash posture all my life, zero issues
>now reaching early 30s and all my tall-ish acquaintances that do optimized stretching and are careful about siting time are starting with the back problems
Yet those women will complain about back issues from big breasts when it's a complete meme short of the top 0.05% torpedoes.
The most famous case
>holy shit magic is actually real!
>better focus on friends instead of studying the shit out of it
>people who explore the further realms of magic like snape and voldemort are le bad!
a good metaphor for why Harry Potter is the Dullest Franchise TM,
A social group or club dampened or softened by women being there.
It's like having a group of friends and suddenly a woman enters,
the group becomes friendlier, and that itself is nice, and women are nice to look at, have pretty voices etc.
but slowly but surely the group censors itself to appease the woman/women in it. Until it breaks off, some men resent how they cannot step into the marketplace of ideas anymore, some of them try and make them their gfs and succeed/fail/marry off.
In many cases it is not the same, consider gay intellectuals however, constantly debauched, seemingly free to do or say anything in public. The only demographic who can get away with being misogynistic in current year. Often the most praised poets.
The curse of why Harry Potter is mediocre is that its students are heterosexual and women have entered the magical facility, rendering it unmagical. Like a wizard who dreams of sex, but has not have it, the concept of it is not degraded. In many ways, this is the magic of Hogwarts, that gets eroded with time as the kids go through puberty into adulthood.
A metaphor for how boys lose their freedom and become chained to their heterosexuality as the series goes on and becomes DULLER and DULLER.
Delusional homo. homosexuals are even more possessed by moronic base urges, who don't even have the excuse of being necessary or useful but instead are disgusting.
Hermione was the most masculine of the three but that is also neutered as it goes on. She learns that you shouldn't really try to use magic or do things, just hang around with your buds and be aimless plebs. Even the capable women get shut down by the social games around sex.
That's part of the failure of the system.
All those super smart QTs?
Chewed up by academia, get mediocre jobs outside of creativity and research and end up on the wiener carousel of normie dating apps with everything else.
I started reading a scifi which I WAS TOLD is a detective type fiction (i enjoy).... didnt really pay attention to title or author. But... by second book I glanced at the cover, name of author was a woman. Knew it before I read it.
MC is a woman detective who is a necromancer. In the first book she fricked a demon. I thought it was odd to open with sex, especially since it turned her into a succubus, but I was willing to overlook it if the crime/drama was good. In the second book she fricked a vampire, warewolf and werepanther. By the end they were all living in her house and she could frick any of them whenever she needed succubus powers. Every guy is like 9ft tall, and theyre all the greatest in bed, its like Dragonball Z with fights and power (ever increasing) but shes talking about sex.
I have never been so mad at a book, I tore it in half along the spine and tossed in the trash.
Im not sexist, Ill still never read a book written by a woman.
Why has no one answered the OP question?
I'm interested to know what the tropes/cliches are.
most good artists are perverts, men and women alike
in romance?
the man is powerful / dangerous
their personality consist either out of uncalled for and undying love for a very below his league woman or being a jerk for no reason
the guy is in the wrong even when it doesn't fit the character to act like that(or when they actually aren't)
women write stereotypically boring men the same as bad writer guys write damsels in distress even when they are literal superheroes with op powers
if you want examples of bad male character cliches look at any old romance novels, the guys only talk a lot when they are expressing their undying love to some mousey woman that they barely talked to
i recommend that you don't even look at the bad boy with a heart stereotype it's literally on par to women justifying mass murderers that have pixar smile
If that's the first sentence of your romance novel, then you're off to a great start.
>He's a billionare werewolf who kidnaps you and rapes you onboard his helicopter
jej
You forgot something
funniest things about those books is how quick the female writers are to mentioning how rich he is, as if the reader can't allow themselves to love the man until they read the word "CEO" or "rich" etc. next to his name.
Lacan was right about female sexuality, it doesn't exist within the realm of sex.
I have fallen for rich women, poor women, flat women, chesty women, ugly women and so on.
This is also, I think, the biggest misunderstanding that women have about men: they think men are equally attracted to their (womens’) professional accomplishments. In reality, it barely registers. (If she’s hot, she’s hot. What man cares if she’s a doctor versus a waitress?) The failure to understand this is probably a great cause of confusion to woman as they run about getting law degrees and wondering why corporate life is making them miserable.
they do the corp life because feminist sabotagers tell them that being a doctor will make other women resent them but in reality they just end up with a bunch of cash and waiting for a husband