Wooden computers - why not?

With SoM's getting to be so tiny and power efficient, why not make wooden laptops?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because i don't have a peg leg and an eye patch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you really living your best life if you can say that?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people are cheap and won't buy them. the trash you linked would be lousy but it can be done very nicely. the main issue is that the case of a computer is replaced whenever the computer is so materials design is less valued in an inherently ephemeral product.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It appears there was such a laptop but it was strictly limited edition. It seems like building your own might be easier and even cheaper than buying a manufactured one. People make those stupid cyberdecks all the time. Why not a tasteful wooden computer? Perhaps the internal frame could be metal like a classic Thinkpad, and the wooden parts merely panels that attach to it.

    If you made it yourself and gave yourself a bit of room, you could even leave enough space to upgrade the guts later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These look gorgeous, except the 16/9 screen while there was room for a 3/2 instead, maybe even a 4/3.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In this example it appears to be an actual Thinkpad that was just modified to fit into a different case. That would actually be a great way to go about it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's lovely except for the missed opportunity to use a classic Thinkpad keyboard.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because there would be thermal issues.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wood is also heavy

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the kino of setting someone's wooden macbook on fire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FREE MACOS
      >FREE MACOS
      >AAAAAARGGGGHHHHHHH

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because wood can't be made as precisely as plastic and metal. Wood is a natural product with defects, it is not homogenous like plastic and metal. Wood is also not tough enough to be made as thin as plastic and metal in modern laptops, so it'd have to be thicker and thus heavier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be hand fitted. And you could get away with attaching the wood to a skeleton frame. You could even include grommets to act as shock absorbers for the wooden panels.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is about where my mind went. Wire frame, rubber shock absorber pieces to secure the internal parts, but I think bamboo would work better for the shell. As a diy, if you disassembled a thin form laptop, you could probably get away with using bamboo cutting boards by planing them down and routing a hollow inside and ports. So long as you have the tools, the biggest pains would be fitting the keyboard and maybe making tiny filler pieces for the sides and filling the top of the base around the keyboard.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used all my money on a peg leg and an eye patch

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >compile llvm update
    >computer lights on fire

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another trend set by apple and copied by everyone else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >carved out the A with support
      >carved out the Ps without supports, just total void space
      So this is Apple build quality, huh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woz combined his tv typewriter with his home baked 6502 thing

      he did it all

      these days it's as easy as plugging things into each other

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >carved out the A with support
      >carved out the Ps without supports, just total void space
      So this is Apple build quality, huh?

      woz combined his tv typewriter with his home baked 6502 thing

      he did it all

      these days it's as easy as plugging things into each other

      To be frank, first Apple was sold as literally just bare internals. Everything else user was expected to provide themselves, it was semi-DIY PC.

      ...which I guess was copied by Raspberry Pi and other, similar computers.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why not?
    gay hipster shit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wood is heavy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends entirely on the wood. I have the definitive book on wood.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >light and commonly available wood
        cheap but brittle
        >light and strong for this use case
        expensive

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wood and lipo batteries not a good combination.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Air and lipo batteries are not a good combination.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plenty of woods suitable for making a laptop.

    This book has veneers from about 1200 species of wood. Taschen’s Wood Book.

    837 pages with 1/2 text facing 3 veneers

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The whole thing is embellished with gold leaf because if you are slicing up 1200 types of wood for a book that should be free given the total cost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is listed for 30 quid, how the frick?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They made a photo version. But rubes can’t tell the difference.

        If it weighs 25 pounds it’s the wooden wood book. If it’s the 6 pound version it’s the photographed copy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you even buy the real one?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did. It's a rare book that usually sells for thousands of dollars. You can touch and smell each individual piece of wood.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see, so that's a no. That's a shame, it does look really cool.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you can buy it. Make me an offer. I don't really work in wood. I just collect rare books and sometimes I buy books I know about, but which don't personally interest me. Just to trade off later and boost my core collection.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The book is quarto and 4” thick but weighs in a stunning 25 pounds.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of grounding.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they would be significantly thicker which scares your average consumer for some reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >for some reason
      for portability
      which obviously is a factor for laptops

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porous, haven for bacteria, hard to clean, discoloration from skin oils, heavy, soft and easy to damage, expensive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dump the wood in clear resin and it would be fine.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit heat transfer
    >catches on fire more easily
    >rigid and more prone to snapping
    >potentially rots and gets eaten by termites
    It's more environmentaly friendly I guess

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