Would you buy this? What would you use it for?

Would you buy this? What would you use it for?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cleaning my bum

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Darth Vader

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kill Darth Vader
      jedi scum

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Annoying my neighbors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Annoying the cat

      Annoying his neighbors cat

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Annoying the cat

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    definitely not on your own brother, you sick frick

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Takedown police drones.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    suck my wiener

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    telescopes

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those are great for causing instant permanent eye damage to yourself and others

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do we still use flare guns when lasers exist? these frickers can shoot out a beam of light bright enough to blind any pilot in line of sight, and it's a no brainer to follow a laser beam back to its origin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Batteries

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because the first thing that a pilot thinks about when they see a 100w laser in the sky is "what a fricking douche bag, I hope he doesn't point it at me and burn my retina".
      Also doesn't work that well at daylight (at least a flare gun makes a loud sound, unlikely to make a pilot see where, which is why you usually also have a mirror in a emergency kit, so the pilot can see a mirror flash, which might be a lot harder to do in real life...).
      Personally a GPS radio or any device that connects to satellite can be used for signaling an SOS would be far more useful than a laser pointer (but far more expensive).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Muh batteries

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I live next to a military airfield, so probably blinding army jets

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blind the moped zoomers that make too much fricking noise at night

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use it at work for showing points of interest on construction sites during the day (for example damage on elevations on building blocks) .
    Once used it during a small concert, reflected it in chandelier to make it more entertaining.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People like this are why I support regulating these things more aggressively.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lasers are good if you have an actual reason to use them that's not just fricking around, and you are extremely diligent about proper safety.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have one, haven't used it in a while. Mine may be more powerful than pic, it requires a key to turn on.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre meant for riots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're useless in a serious situation. You'll get shot faster than you can aim your pencil dick laser at a person's eye.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    become a glowie

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, how many watts does it output?
    If it's enough I'd use it to destroy any camera used as part of a vaccine checkpoint system because they are pointless, unhelpful, and a violation of human rights.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they cost like 8$ and can be imported, theyre under the legal limit, 4 watts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The legal limit is 5mW here so it can't be more than that, unless that's actually easy to bypass on these models.
        As it happens the vaccine checkpoints here don't rely on cameras, either, since they're all one time and usually enforced only by your employer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The legal limit is 5mW here so it can't be more than that
          All "5mW" lasers on eBay are easily 10x that. Plus most green laser pointers don't have IR filters, so you'll get 10x that of invisible IR output. There really needs to be a crackdown on this stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Serious Q. How do these disable cameras. Do they just fry the sensitive parts of cameras i.e. 'retinas' or...? It would be interesting to have something that can detect cameras and just fry everyone it encounters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same way they would get damaged if you pointed the camera into the sun, basically. Overheats the sensor. The laser can manage this with a much lower total power output because that whole output goes to the same tiny spot.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bought one off ebay a couple years ago wen lockdowns kicked in, came from wuhan amusingly, use it to ping police helicopters, I live in a high rise where everyone owns one so good luck finding me porkins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a good idea. Locating you from a helicopter is way easier than you think. Also 'lasering' an airplane is a crime.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    id rather just buy a lep light

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been thinkink of a project with those mfs. maybe in summer

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mount it to my gun and make it point where the bullet will go

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pointing at air planes.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I own that exact one and I use it in summer nights when doing star gazing with the bros to point shit out.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aim it at goalkeepers during critical moments in the game

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zapping the shiny dots out of the sky

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do people supposedly blind pilots with this? How do you even aim well enough to hit a plane, let alone somehow magically hitting the retina of a pilot in a plane going 1000km/h?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IDK
      When I used to buy cheapy green lasers from China, many of times they got shined directly into my eyeballs.
      Didn't suffer any temporary or permanent damage.

      I can't imagine those same lasers actually blinding a pilot given how inaccurate most people are and how defocused the beam must be at that range.
      The worse that I can imagine it would be if someone actually managed to hit the wienerpit would be like a very green camera flash which would be a little disorienting when your adjusted to a dim wienerpit but not actually blinding.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its pointless trying to harm someone with one of those as one person, you need a mob all pointing lasers in on direction, then you can burn anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have never turned on a bright light in the middle of the night when your pupils are dilated? Imagine something 100x brighter. Even if it's just for a split second it will have a lasting effect.

      IDK
      When I used to buy cheapy green lasers from China, many of times they got shined directly into my eyeballs.
      Didn't suffer any temporary or permanent damage.

      I can't imagine those same lasers actually blinding a pilot given how inaccurate most people are and how defocused the beam must be at that range.
      The worse that I can imagine it would be if someone actually managed to hit the wienerpit would be like a very green camera flash which would be a little disorienting when your adjusted to a dim wienerpit but not actually blinding.

      >Didn't suffer any temporary or permanent damage.
      LMAO. Sorry to break it to you, but your retina is scarred.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IDK
      When I used to buy cheapy green lasers from China, many of times they got shined directly into my eyeballs.
      Didn't suffer any temporary or permanent damage.

      I can't imagine those same lasers actually blinding a pilot given how inaccurate most people are and how defocused the beam must be at that range.
      The worse that I can imagine it would be if someone actually managed to hit the wienerpit would be like a very green camera flash which would be a little disorienting when your adjusted to a dim wienerpit but not actually blinding.

      They don't mean "blind" as in actually cause blindness, temporary or otherwise, just that it makes difficult to see when it's shining in your eyes and the beam is wide enough at that range to make it easy to hit planes and helicopters.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I like my retinas as they are.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This will make a fine addition to my collection.

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