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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Learning a language to an advanced degree would take several years with several hours of studying every day. No author is worth this time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no
      it takes about three months of daily studying (about 1hr a day) to get through the basics. after this period you can fix your imperfections with enough vocabulary (reading books). only the moronic and the ilitterate take longer than that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, bro, 100 hours is totally enough to start reading books...
        Fricking monolingual morons.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          depends what kind of book, a kids book is going to be easier than a philosophy book

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes, you Black person. I speak french english and german

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          maybe your just stupid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Michel Thomas method and constant input.
          how about you stop coping and you git gud, EOP.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What’s wrong with being moronic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Heavily depends on the language. good luck reading a Chinese or Korean novel as EFL after 100 hours of grammar/basic vocab study moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's a whole fricking new alphabet you dumbfrick, of course it's going to take a bit longer. still you can achieve reading comprehension in a matter of months all the same if you practice. frick you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can learn to read 한굴 in a day if you wanted to, you colossal moron. The 'Alphabet' has nothing to do with Korean difficulty and if you knew anything about the language you'd know that.

            The difficult part is the vastly different vocabulary and grammar points, after 100 hours of textbook study, you'd probably have a reading comprehension rate of about 10%, good luck reading any novels with that, dumbfrick frog.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >100 hours
            Nobody should expect to learn a language to the point of reading in just 100 hours.
            It takes a monolingual anglo an average of 600 hours to hit B1 in French or Spanish. That's 43 weeks at 2hr/day. For Korean, double that: that's 1200 hours, or 86 weeks at the same pace. Realistically, you can read books with a dictionary long before you really. Hit B1, and doing so will even count towards your total hours. Anyway, we're on a website where people sink more hours over the course of fewer weeks into far worse pursuits. To appreciate Baudelaire and Racine is certainly worth such an investment. Not sure about the Koreans tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are allowed to use a dictionary when you read things. Sometimes I even use one for English!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, you must be ESL

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Proust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I get this sense that French literature doesn't translate well. Saving Proust and Flaubert for when I can read French

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah studied French intensely to be able to read e-girlta

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Le e-girlta

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LA e-girlta you fricking moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bait

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tamil for the Tirukkural

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      of the pajeet tongues
      sanskrit is more ROI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's my mother tongue but i've never got the chance to learn to write and read. any steps to learn it now that i am an adult?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paul, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, so ancient Greek.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew wrote in Hebrew, but I don’t think enough fragments survived so yeah Matthew

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dante seems to be the only author that people do this for

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plato and Aristotle

  8. 1 month ago
    ࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇

    I LEARN THE PORTUGUESE FOR SHE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I learn Portuguese for her.
      FTFY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She is written in English. Unless you're referring to a Portuguese translation.

        Why are zoomers incapable of detecting any type of irony, sarcasm or satire?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cum genius you're supposed to use a trip and talk in all caps

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s just an autism trait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is written in English. Unless you're referring to a Portuguese translation.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    milton easily

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Milton is a hack who just copied some dutch play

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        moron ALERT

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I learned English to read all the posts of you brilliant anons :^)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Native lang?

      How hard was it?
      What was your method?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cervantes, Calderón de la barca, lope de vega, Bécquer, Borges, Gabriel García Márquez, Quevedo, Góngora, Pio Baroja, Ortega y Gasset, Miguel de Unamuno, Pablo Neruda, José Antonio Primo de Rivera, Agustín de Foxa, Antonio Machado, Federico García Lorca.

    Learn Spanish, NOW.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Foxa, José Antonio
      Joder, cómo estamos hoy.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heidegger, Hitler, Nietzsche

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kalevala in Finnish.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unamuno learnt Danish just to read Kierkegaard, but he was a literate linguist and not at all a monolingual idiot, so he had it easier.

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