>>Yes you have all of the qualifications and experience. The problem is you see sir you are not Indian sir.
>>Have a good day!
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>>Yes you have all of the qualifications and experience.
>>Yes you have all of the qualifications and experience. The problem is you see sir you are not Indian sir.
>>Have a good day!
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bloody bastard b***h benchoooooood!!!!
You will regret redeeming! India superpower 2024!
I'm the jeet that can't be beat. SUPAPOWAH IN 2024!!!
>Places and slides these across the desk towards employer.
Should have threatened with redeeming.
Damn that's smart. I just lost my leverage.
this bribery unironically would work thoughever
I'm a pajeet living in India and I'd just take the gift cards without giving the job.
It isn't bribery if I don't give anything in return.
I understand! Can I have that in writing?
I am from kashmiir saar indian white bencchod bloody
Could you email that reason to me, I dont think I understand your accent well enough
Serves them right
Just sue them for discrimination. They can't just hire all Indian, we have diversity quotas to prevent that.
I sat in an interview once, and we did not hire a guy cuz he said he went to church. one of the others in the meeting was gay, and thats how they justified it.
cuz they assumed the church attender would cause problems with the gay
oh i imagine in my head to go off /misc/ IQfy /x/ tangents during interviews a lot including telling them that
>"it was known in the 90s that tech interviews are shit",
>"yea, Black person, i will write you recursive code to apply BFS on a graph, i will even write you the code, but Black person, when will i use this during work?",
>"omg is this another company that asks questions about agile development shit? Are you moronic or what? Agile is a scam."
>"i do not want to work with women"
>"omg SQL questions for someone who has used Eloquent and JPA and other ORM shit. do you thing real devs use SQL queries in their daily job?"
But then I remember that the economy is bad and i must look as much normie as i can. I am a shizo but for interviews i basically roleplay a normie.
Naturally being a shizo that roleplays a normie and getting a job, just means that the job interview process is shit thus I am correct on the above points, but the irony is that you cannot show your shizo side because of the interview.
Naturally I will not tell them that I go to Church even if i did. it is a mistake to be honest on a job interview. just like it is mistake to not include a pic related prostitute to make people read your long text.
>do you thing real devs use SQL queries in their daily job?"
Lol you're moronic
well, as a webdev i always use just the ORM implementation of the language. I do use SQL, just not write queries.
In 2024 with a good orm that's fine, mostly, but doing this is why I'm truthfully able to say I've sped up queries by factors of several thousand. ORMs used to generate horseshit and morons can still cause things to slow to a crawl with them. Learn how sql works for your own sake, even if you keep using orms.
t. Millennial steeped in boomer sqlware
i have seen heart what you wrote before and i guess it is true. I still ahte sql queries questions on job interviews because I essentially never use it, but i do know that knowing it well would be good. There is also the problem of needing to work with other people: all teams i have been part of have rules about what code can you use: for example "YOU CAN ONLY USE BOOTSTRAP AND NO CUSTOM CSS ON FRONT END!!!!" which was a good rule because one of the female designers was making 6000 lines of css code per day and the design was never consistent. another rule was to "USE ORM AND NO CUSTOM SQL" because you can introduce security problems if you start giving user input access to the sql database and do not protect the inputs by means of ORM.
I am not saying that you are wrong - the opposite. I am saying that it is a future problem for me.
That's fair. If it makes you feel better SQL, even complicated shit like recursive ctes, is like breathing for me but I get filtered by leetcode mediums and some easies when using imperative languages kek. We both just need more practice in different areas.
SQL is a treacherous thing, I just did a db migration and years of cache went missing, website slowed down to a crawl so I profiled the queries and none of the indexes were ever in use, a handful of USE INDEX sprinkled into the codebase and now everything is faster than ever before, the whole freaking migration was unnecessary, pretty sure no ORM will get you this performance.
Yeah an ORM can't fix a shitty db. What I meant is that up until a few years ago most ORMs would almost certainly rape your performance in and of themselves if you weren't careful. EF Core in C# land, as much as I hate Microsoft, basically doesn't have this problem anymore.
>tattoos everywhere
These tattoos probably correspond to places this woman was molested when she was 8.
>recursive BFS
I was actually asked this on an interview, I literally just said "no" and the interviewer went like "yeah good!" and continued on other questions lol
it depends on age, cv quality and market: back when i first started looking for jobs( 2017 ) i was a b***h and would just try my best at anything asked i missed no job interviews, was super serious and even prepared by doing shit before hand, juicing my github, and watching youtube videos of interview questions for hours.
then 2020 came at my next cycle of looking for a job i realized the state of the market and that it is actually a job interview for them - the interviewers. thus i knew they were my b***hes. I did not show for a few useless interviews, when asked to do 10 tasks about sql i did none of them with the idea that i better not work for this company ( lol ) and also once an interviewer was mean to me i basically cut one of the interviews.
Now I am a b***h again. I am serious and do the shit. even lie on my resume, which by now has grown naturally without lies.
If the economy is good, job interviews are just a friendly chat with randoms and if they do not like you or you do not like them, its a swift "goodbye".
If the economy is bad, you are a slave with no human rights.
No, what I meant was that recursive BFS is a trick question, you want to do iterative BFS, it's possible to do it recursively but it's not worthwhile to do so.
even if you are correct that iterative is easier: https://pastebin.com/qfaxLLLb I would argue that this is a shit question because it is just a LLM query in real work life. As stupid as it sounds, going through some code and finding what is wrong with it or being given a task to for a few days which is complex enough to be immune to LLMs is much better.
I was basically in this situation once, but they way they put it was like "yo this job is gonna suck ass, you might have heard good things about this company, not this position, we gonna put you through the grinder"
i just ghosted the recruiter after that. fricking crazy how shit this industry has become.
I would have taken it and documented everything they did and then filed a lawsuit
odds are they know better than to make that easy for you.
>stare into her eyes and say with confidence, "open bob and vagene"
ok rape you next week
Umm they don't even hire other indians though.
If it's a Telugu then the entire office will be Telugu, if it's Punjabi then the entire office will be Punjabi, If it's Tamil then the entire office will be Tamil, if its Bengaluru then they will cuck out and hire any indians under some hindu nationalism shit.
she went home to her white husband
Thank you. I'll take my million dollars in punitive damages for violating the Civil Rights Act of 1964.