You are now required to get a IQfy tattoo, what book and design do you choose?
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You are now required to get a IQfy tattoo, what book and design do you choose?
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If I am required to I might as well use it to impress chicks
That's a freemasonic symbol apparently
Already have one
I recognise that tattoo... how much you charging for a blowjob these days?
I would probably get a stylized heart, positioned just above my genitals and based off a work called "Biri-Biri Masochistic Pig Dehumanization" which is one of my favourite discussions on psychology and ethics.
Late state capitalism.
I want the costco hot dog
>late stage capitalism
Isn’t a real thing. We’re just getting started
Tats are a visual IQ filter. Anyone who has one for any reason is a bandwagon follower with throwaway opinions
>anon missing out on wild fricks with tatted art ho's because can't get over his incel chud preconceptions
you have no idea what you're missing out on, seriously
and herpes. Wow I'm missing out! I missed out!
lmao you don't raw dog those ho's
>He thinks condoms block all STDs
Herpes is notorious for spreading despite use of condoms.
hes literally empirically correct. tattoos are a good marker for fast life history strategists and many of the attributes that we'd consider negative that come along with that.
>bpd girls are GOOD, actually
You sound like a sheep who got filtered by tattoos because your mommy said they're bad
statistically correlates to poor impulse control and lower IQ. Stay mad anarchogay
Ok gay
If the woman is stupid enough to get a tat she isn't my soulmate
You got peer-pressured/influenced by social media, soulless doodle Black person, do not speak to a human with that tone.
You guys are so terrified of stepping out of the social norm because you're low IQ sheep. You probably vaccinated too because you do whatever people tell you without thought
Do you think being a polack is normal?
Imagine thinking tattoos are the counterculture.
justin bieber has tattoos. you aren't different from the social norm.
>tattoos
>taboo
pick one
Nah, you’re just white trash is all. Enjoy having young people make fun of your incongruous bathroom graffiti tats a generation from now when they’re seen as unstylish and for old people.
Hasn‘t happened for the last however many decades that tattoos have been in the culture.
They haven’t been mainstream until recently, with everyday Stacies getting them all over their arms, etc. It used to be military guys, bikers, and sailors who got them. Now it’s normies doing it, which is why it will become passé.
I would only get one if it was custom made and given to me by an honorable tribal leader after I pledge to fight with him against certain annihilation.
I'd get one for each enemy warrior I killed and consumed (so as to represent outwardly the inward absorption of his soul)
>Anyone who has one for any reason is a bandwagon follower with throwaway opinions
this is the opinion of someone who was memed into christian conservatism, thinking it was a sexy new countercultural idea, too moronic to realize why this is funny
im an atheist and youre just coping. hope that giant triforce on your back was worth it lol
>im an atheist
>he doesn't know one can be a christian conservative and still be an atheist
>he has not ruthlessly interrogated his values
>he thinks that society's values just so happen to be the right ones
>I’m an atheist
Just like vegans they have to announce it
sorry no one thinks your carpe diem tattoo is cool
This is true. Tattoos are for losers and you can see them coping in reply.
Ask your mother about her qos tat
She wanted one but never got it. Also a genius, proving again the timeless wisdom:
>tats = trash
for women
I agree but mainly for health reasons. Tattoos can have nanoparticles that get into the bloodstream. With the recent discovery of microplastics in the bloodstream, I don't want more shit in my body.
Pesticides, preservatives, metal toxicity, tattoo nanoparticles, etc., so much shit in the modern world.
Also, I am very hairy, and my hair tends to curl in a way that looks like a tattoo. I don't think any tattoo would reach the majesty of my hair.
I bet gorillas would like me.
What if you got one for emotional reasons close to your heart? Or as a dog tag.
if there's a story or deep meaning it's more understandable. I see so many stupid scribbles or franchise name characters these days...
If something is important enough or actually has a deep meaning, you don't need to write it permanently on yourself to remember. All tattoos are shit, 0 exceptions. Some are well drawn, definitely, but they're still trash.
Skin is the new canvas. Cezanne and Michelangelo, and all, would be tattoo artists if they lived today
No they wouldn't. They'd be digital tablet Instagram sped up video shitters. And that trash at least has the benefit of disappearing once it's scrolled past.
Typical cope and seethe from non adventurous stick in the mud. At the bare minimum b***hes love tats
>At the bare minimum b***hes love tats
That's because they are for women. It's a effeminate interest to have.
But getting pussy isn’t effeminate
If you'd honestly degrade yourself by getting a body sticker just to bang some bawd, you have deeper problems than just your tattoos.
All reasons why tattoos are unacceptable or at the least unsatisfactory. The only acceptable body-modification is cutting, branding, and etching. Pic rel.
isn’t as bad as the others.
I want girls to pick up corset piercings as a proper trend
>i care about others' opinions
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
You’re moronic and I doubt you ever interact with people without trying to sound smug with your 120 IQ.
That being said I agree with what you said.
I have a Mom heart tattoo on my tricep because she raised me and gives me strength. Fight me.
Wait, is this a joke or did the guy no actually read Moby-Dick; or, the Whale?
Tattoos are just the worst, man. I don't even feel strongly about them - like I have friends who get them etc. But god look at this shit. It is literally the equivalent of drawing on yourself in class or whatever. Terrible, terrible.
Tattoos are a great icebreaker. Random girls always comment on mine and it has gotten me places quite a few times
It has gotten you places, hey?
Is the joke here that it’s the wrong species of whale and also the wrong color?
No
That was my take on it.
I have severian's avern done on my arm
Really? Post a pic
for sure anon
Thanks. I guess I'd like it if I liked tatoos
nah bro thanks for asking!
I'm currently reading sword of the lictor. You have any thoughts on the series? Is urth worth reading? No spoilers tho pls
it took me like four reads of botns to get to urth but it was hella worth it
wolfe is that homie & jolenta was asking for it
Neat design
Just a little insect on my wrist for my homie Gregor
I unironically got a quote from Stoner on my wrist like a decade ago and I later tried to excise the inked skin with a pair of old nail clippers
Oh my. That is disgusting.
So quirky and cool!
I actually have one
Kino
No way are these real. No way are people this pathetic, infantile and impulsive. No way.
Opera GX is not literature
Did you parents put cigarettes out on you as a kid?
lol no
tattards coping over their gross self-mutilation
ive been wanting to commission an artist to draw an anthropomorphized sun in the style ghika used for kazantzakis's odyssey
I have “to be or not to be” soliloquy on right forearm and “o, what a rogue and peasant slave I am” soliloquy on left forearm
I personally think full-body prison/gang tattoos look really cool but wouldn’t get one for obvious reasons.
>Marble Faun head
>wood block print style for the body,
>Yoji Shinkawa Pan/Goat head
I have a Divine Comedy sleeve. Inferno from my wrist to my elbow, Purgatorio from my elbow to my armpit area, Paradiso from my armpit to the edge of my neck. Based off of William Blake and Gustave Dore's plates. Love Dante.
related; anyone read picrel? one of my favs, the framing device is a man coated in wriggling tattoos, the narrator asks the man to explain each one, each one is its own short story. really good book if you haven't read it.
been thinking about getting one of kafkas drawings,
I'm gonna get a myth of sysiphus tat once my sh scars are healed enough for a cover up
homosexual
tattoos are temporary these days
Is pic a joke? Moby Dick was specifically a sperm whale not a humpback. It’s not like that was some minor plot point either, there were literally multiple chapters about the difference between the two and the superiority of the sperm whale.
I got a drawing done for a myth of Sisyphus half sleeve almost a decade ago. A week before I was supposed to get the tattoo done I ended up getting in a bad car accident and had to cancel the appointment because of the infection risk. Never got back around to it but every once and a while I think about getting another drawing done because the story still means a lot to me. Blogpost over
Unironically, I have thought about getting Pic related.
Godot
well if i HAD to...
There's some napkin-drawings of a logo for JR's company in William Gaddis' JR. I'd get the one that says "JR; Just Rite."
Can't find any images of what I'm talking about on Google Search, but you anons can take my idea because I'll never get a tattoo (disgusting).
A bible quote of course.