you can be transported back to any point in history, you are how you are now, and you cant bring anything with you.

you can be transported back to any point in history, you are how you are now, and you cant bring anything with you.

When do you go?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    20 years ago, get a job, save up and buy bitcoin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alright obviously getting in on bitcoin etc would be cool but let's make up a rule that you cant just run go back like twenty years and take advantage of financial knowledge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I go back exactly, not "like", 20 years ago and invest in Google and then crypto

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok, let it be 30 years then.
        or learn what a rule actually means.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well going even a few hundred years back I'll run into language issues even with English. So not very far. I'd probably go and try to meet up with some enlightenment thinkers to tell them about the future and how things end up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay also language is not an issue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok then besides the obvious answer of Jesus' crucifixion to see wtf happened that week, I'd go to Athens to talk with Aristotle. If that genius was informed about the future and modern philosophy/science, I couldn't imagine where we'd be at now.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 1600s, seeing colonization going on would be exciting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would stop it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll go to 70s San Francisco, beat the shit out of Steve Jobs, tell George Lucas to keep going and make it clear that Star Wars is the first work of many auteur works, tell the gay guys to wear condoms until this French guy named Foucault comes around, tell the Black Panthers to not sell out, murder Reagan, and spend the rest of the trip slamming that Cali coed pussy.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d go back 2 weeks ago so I can finish my assignments quicker

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the 1600s and invest in some colonial ventures
    Use my money to try to start the Industrial Revolution early

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably England

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, bad idea. That's a really good way to get murdered by Puritans because you smiled too much. The real money was in the Spanish departments of the indies.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But the East India Company was recently founded
            Plus Britain is where all the coal is

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Germany, 1938

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I travel back in time to 1997 and bring all the money I can
    >Open brokerage account and put all my money into Amazon when they do their IPO
    >Get filthy rich
    >Repeat with other company names I recognize as blowing up

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1950's where I am. Ahhh, paradise

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1600 Japan
    Personally bludgeon William Adams to death with a piece of driftwood and marry the local Christian fisherman's daughter and tell the Jesuits to poison Tokugawa. Send word to Phillip to stop fricking around and go scorched earth on the Sephardis in Antwerp. No more VOC. Watch Nippon slowly be incorporated into the Portuguese Empire. Now maybe it would make sense why there are so many Japanese in Brazil. Like God trying to tell us this is how things should have been

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    35th century
    Either aging has been cured and everyone lives in luxury or I get clapped by radiation and engineered superviruses.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kill Churchill before he becomes prime minister

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1600s England

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I have to live there forever the 2000s.
    If it's just a visit for the week the Rome under any of the 5 good emperors , I don't mind living in 3rd world conditions for a short if I get to see cool stuff.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will kill everyone with your modern day viruses and bacteria.

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