You can bring (1) bible to a desert island. Which translation is it?

You can bring (1) bible to a desert island. Which translation is it?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artscroll

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Message.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Vulgate

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Manga Bible

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hawaii pidgin

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thickest one, I will need a lot of toilet paper.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Talmud stands at 2711 sheets of paper.
      Or wash yo ass with seawater.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Textus Receptus

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the message

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black bible, sixth and seventh books of Mosester

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The choice is obvious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Protcucks shill KJV-onlyism and in the same breath say muh sola fide lmao. Either people can fide with other versions, or you're not sola fiding.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [Pro 30:5 KJV] 5 Every word of God [is] pure: he [is] a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        [Luk 4:4 KJV] 4 And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.

        The KJV bible is the water of life, the blood of Jesus, and the Spirit of God.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The New Testament didn't exist at the time Jesus said this. He wasn't talking about the KJV. Christians are some of tge stupidest people on the planet. What are you even doing on this History board?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course English language wasn't invented either hah.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your argument makes no sense, Jesus knew the Word would be purified and preserved and sent to every language in the world. That is why it was called the gospel. Trolls be gone.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't this imply every Bible translation would be correct? What makes the medieval English translation the only correct one?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Protcucks shill KJV-onlyism and in the same breath say muh sola fide lmao. Either people can fide with other versions, or you're not sola fiding.
        Hate-filled Catholics going off on their preprogrammed rants. How typical.

        The bogus bibles you're defending right now literally attack the character of God and deity of Christ, but you probably didn't even read that picture

        https://i.imgur.com/BByUwkj.gif

        The choice is obvious.

        once you saw it was promoting the KJV. And your Catholic-published bibles attack the historicity and trustworthiness of Scripture.

        God can save people in spite of them using false bibles that make God a liar or Jesus a liar or sinner, doesn't mean you should get all emotional like a woman to defend bogus bibles that come from the adversary, it doesn't mean you should be using or promoting such "bibles".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          KJV does not accurately translate the Greek and does not use the oldest manuscripts, sorry.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It reflects the originals though, which is what is more important. And generally it's admitted that it is an accurate translation of the Greek Received text.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Great. Which verse say KJV is the most accurate and only authorized translation? Chapter and verse please.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The King James Version of the Bible, of course. It's an immortal classic.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luther 1545
    Beautifully written

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The NET Bible with Notes, unironically

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    An interlinear version with Strong's numbers so I can proceed to work on one of my own.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m probably the only tradcat who likes the Jerusalem Bible.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the KJV. A complete one, with the apocrypha!!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OSB which is 80 books total, septuagiant + NKJV + annoying notes that take up half the page iirc. More reference material the better in that situation.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll pick one at random

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Didache Bible

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