You get to go back in time and HAVE SEX with one person of your choice from history. Who is it?
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any 12 year old European princess
There's only one acceptable choice, my beloved Mashka.
Reminder that c*mmunists aren't people and thus are not entitled to human rights.
Based fellow Romanov enjoyer
Zenobia
Cleopatra
Dido
Some turko mongol princess
Karl Marx but as an infant
Margaret Thatcher or Kate Bush
Theophano.
Behind israelite
Helen of Troy
Your mom.
My wife Tatiana
Cleopatra
Antinous. That gorgeous man had to have a fricking magic bussyhole far tighter and more pleasurable than any vag
>greek bussy so good when he dies you force all of Rome to accept his godly status
>have statues of him made across the empire so everyone can see how fine that hole you slapped looked
>so many people agree that the hole you busted thousands of nuts in was so fine that worship of Antinous was one of the most prevalent of any deified humans
Antinous is the tasteful choice
The red israeliteess Rosa Luxemburg
Imagine her nose poking your balls on a upside down blowjob
Woman - Cleopatra, just to see what Caesar and Antony liked about her and if her reputation is deserved
Man - Elagabalus, just to say I fricked a femboy Roman emperor
Kari Byron circa about 2003.
Failing that, Eva Braun so I can cuck Hitler.
>Eva Braun
yep, that's my choice as well 😉
Jesus Christ
I would go back and frick the first woman who qualifies as a fully modern homosexual sapiens
checkmate i am your daddy
thats eve
>he forgot that humans came from sub-saharan africa
here's your gf, enjoy.
Those don't look like the teeth of a wild human on a natural diet. Those belong to a civilized degenerate.
>turkana boy
>gf
They didn’t have traps back then anon
I couldn't do it. Hygiene practices were so bad even 100 years ago. The scent of Marie Antoinette's clunge would probably be enough to set a modern man's nose hair on fire.
jeanne "jannu" d' arc
low test
myself forty seconds ago before I wiped my ass after taking a huge shit
taft fo sho fo sho
Myself to make sure i have more reasons to stay here longer...
First, name me a historic society in which trimming/shaving bushes was done.
Islamic culture during the crusades
Would it make Nietzsche more or less of an incel
do you guys think these hoes stank? I always wonder about the sniff journey into antiquity females, like how would early iron age prostitutes would smell, early midle ages, then renaisance then early modern age, would be super cool
You're hopeless
sounds like you're hurt for some reason, that's too bad
Hygiene was always prevalent in almost all cultures except for very specific ones like 18th century Europe and baths every day or every other day were common. Historical prostitutes would probably lack perfume and the smells associated with lotion/shampoo and the like but even peasant women in many places liked to make themselves smell nice with earlier versions of that stuff.
In the end I think settled women of most ages would smell pretty nice, clean, healthy, and I think the people complaining that they would smell disgusting are projecting their own lack of hygiene onto the past.
>soap and parfume
boring
I would creampie the shit outta Hitler, right after ww1 ends while wearing an American uniform just to piss him off even more
Baby Hitler so it kills him.
Jeanne D'Arc
Anne Frank
Goth NEET femcel poetess Emily Dickinson
I bet she would have been an amazing gf.
The "Virgin" Mary
D'oh! Missed it by *that* much.
inb4 the Virgin Mary.
Genghis Khan's mother
Nightingale of course.
probably this girl
I'd impregnate her and create a race of Kalash people, or maybe Gypsies, depending on where and what the kids do.
victoria loiuse of prussia
Correct choice
I'm a black man btw
Eve. And kill the snake asap.
Mary mother of Jesus, before she got pregnant. Then I could say im the father of God.
Assuming noone would ever find out/no legal or social consequences?
1992 Alicia Silverstone.
otherwise Alicia Silverstone on Oct 4 1994
nobody right now. I've got an infection or something on my dick.
>type in "fascist tomboy"
>first result
Theodora I
100% it would be Mary Shelly, 1818 here i come. I'd love to pick her brain over wine
Madame medora, she had very small feet
Just a common Roman woman. Maybe build a life with her.
Mary, to sort out this immaculate stuff once and for all
That twink that Hadrian banged.
>That twink that Hadrian banged.
so talented a bottom he was literally deified for it
>You get to go back in time and HAVE SEX with one person of your choice from history. Who is it?
Your mom.
Gottem! OP btfo.
I will never know what it would feel like to have sex with Audrey Hepburn's mouth, will I?
>I will never know what it would feel like to have sex with Audrey Hepburn's mouth, will I?
It would probably be similar to having sex with any other woman's mouth. So no.
Awwwww.
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