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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    20 pages of Moby-Dick is not equivalent to 20 pages of Of Mice and Men.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is though?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's 20 pages you fricking homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        20 Pages where you have to look up references or weird words is very different from 20 pages of YA novel babbling

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          20 pages is the minimum goal for low commitment reading, if you read YA you should aim higher, yeah.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you seriously proposing 20 pages is a challenge in either case? No wonder you clowns don’t read anything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read both of those in elementary school

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed I'll fly through a modern 600 page fiction in like 3 days but when I read something like the Pali Canon, or really any historical/philosophical work I often stop and meditate on a particular passage to really soak it in.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am already at 16
    We did it reddit

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't read books.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >downvoted
    based
    but cringe for having an account

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took me two and a half months to get through 1000 pages of a 1740 novel.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you read five wikipedia pages a day you can pretend to have read 1825 books a year on IQfy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 100% certain this is what everyone here (me included) does.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never finished a single book.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to read at least a chapter of each book to make quality shitposts about writing style.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You need to read at least a chapter of each book to make quality shitposts about writing style.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what the Amazon kindle free sample is for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say that but it's really easy to recognize non-readers. For example almost none of the people who talk about Lovecraft on IQfy have actually read him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't talk about lovecraft on here, but I really enjoyed the rats in the walls. My favorite short story of his.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but i'm getting into lovecraft so thank you for pointing this one out. so far i've just read The Tomb and the then The Call of Cthulhu and both were great. please recommend more if you can of where to go from there

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The music of eric zann, the nameless city and at the mountains of madness. If youre looking for shorter works the moon bog is a pleasant read and dagon is a piece that is essential to his identity as a writer.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re reading a lot of books each year never stop. You’d be amazed at how hard it is to get back in the routine of reading daily once you haven’t done it for a year or two. And you become a genuine moron if you don’t exercise the novel-reading part of your mind. I’m serious, it’s a terrifying existence because you can sense yourself getting dumber

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure you can train it through different mediums so you're not getting dumber per se, but I agree getting back into the habit of reading is really hard.
      I used to be an avid reader since I was a kid, but have been struggling to get back into it for the past 5 years after I stopped due to uni bullshit.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    20 pages a day is a lot
    it's like saying
    "just work 8 hours a day and you will have worked 40 hours a week"
    wow no shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should only take an hour to read 20 pages. Two hours if it’s a lot to take in.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two hours per day is close to 100% of my free time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and? what else would you be doing aside from browsing grindr?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exercise, meditation, hobby programming projects, house projects, family activities and social outings, hiking, canoeing, grocery shopping, anything really.
            And that's my point. 20 pages a day is nothing if you are a NEET with no life with lots of time to waste. But if you have a job and family (or are young and actively trying to establish yourself), time is a lot more limited than some gay advice columnist makes it seem.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If 2 hours seems a lot to you then reading more isn't your main priority.
            Also:
            >meditation
            lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I also play piano, sometimes thats how I spend my relaxation time.
            What do you do with your life besides shitposting and pretending to have read moby dick?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I frick your wife while you’re playing the gay piano.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I frick your son while he's sleeping in your balls. He's my little b***h and he always will be

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You wish.
            You gave up on ever getting laid years ago that's why you have so much free time for reading.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bruh if you dont read, nor want to, get off /lit lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i read during my breaks at work and i get more than 20 pages every day easily
            it also helps me completely zone out of any work related thought way better than most things

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like how goy-hog-cattle say shit like "grocery shopping" as an excuse to not read lmao. that's like an hour or two every few weeks.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are morons with an inferiority complex desperately coping for attention. Imagine making up fake daily routine to try and trick strangers, people just cant admit they dont like reading. I have plenty of friends that dont really care about movies or music and they dont get all defensive when its brought up, why should reading be any different?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I work 60 hours a week and have a family to take care of and even I'm able to read more than 20 pages a day. If reading is something you value and enjoy 20 pages feels like nothing. I assume you simply haven't developed a reading habit if 20 pages seems like a big commitment.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I only have 2 hours of spare time after all my projects and stuff!
            >shitposts on IQfy
            based

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The frick are you doing with your life that you have only 2 hours of time to yourself each day. I wouldnt do that for a million dollar salary

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Job and family. And to be fair, lately I've been reading chapter books to my kids before bed, which counts as "pages" I guess but not in my free time. I can and do occasionally frick off at work, but usually when I do that I eventually make it up later on anyway. I work in software and enjoy working most of the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even a slow-reading ADD gay like me can do that easily. I don't do it all in on session.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go read 20 pages of a book right now, time yourself, then come back here and update us on if it’s at all comparable to working 8 hours a day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exercise, meditation, hobby programming projects, house projects, family activities and social outings, hiking, canoeing, grocery shopping, anything really.
      And that's my point. 20 pages a day is nothing if you are a NEET with no life with lots of time to waste. But if you have a job and family (or are young and actively trying to establish yourself), time is a lot more limited than some gay advice columnist makes it seem.

      Why are you on IQfy again? So much for productive use of your time

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The book of IQfy can't ever be finished, no matter how much I read it, but it's only modern book worth reading.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think my longest binge-reading session lasted around 4 hours and in that time I read the last 150 pages of e-girlta
    I told myself I was going to just read 50 (up from the 40 I usually did) then that number went up to 70, then 90, then 100 until I finished the book

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you morons are really slow readers huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, we like to read actual books and take time to appreciate what we read. I guess we should speedread through whatever booktok "literature" you have on your bookshelf.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "if you read fast you don't understand it all"
        classic readlet cope. reading fast isn't skimming. people who read fast get the same experience as you, but faster.
        one of the most embarrassing things you can do in the face of mediocrity is insist people who aren't mediocre are secretly suffering just like you. just say "i'm a slow reader" and move on with your life.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nooooo, I speedred this thousand page book in a week, I definitely understand it!!!
          I can speedread, I just choose not to, because I read to appreciate, not to gorge myself like you.
          >one of the most embarrassing things you can do in the face of mediocrity is insist people who aren't mediocre are secretly suffering just like you
          Very confusing run-on sentence that also seems like projection.
          >you can do in the face of mediocrity
          If I am to understand it, you are saying I am in the face of mediocrity? Well, I am responding to you, so that seems true.
          Just say you are a superficial "reader", and move on with your life.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            L

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >L

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No excuse for what? I read everyday and so you're either projecting your own insecurities or you're so happy with yourself achieving some metric of success that you try to brag instead of actually doing something that matters. You've invalidated your own integrity with this post

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the petty downvote
    lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    here’s a cheat for my fellow dummies. read 25 pages a day.
    >but that’s reading more how is it a cheat?
    because every 4th day you get a break and don’t have to read because those 5 extra added up!

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's reading 40 pages one day, read nothing the next two days, read 50 pages the next day, nothing the next three days then finally 10 pages

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to Goodreads I have read 17167 pages. I read almost every day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have a (You), you sad creature

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those books
      PATHETIC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must change your life

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read 2.5 hours a day on my days off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We are talking pages and you barge in with hours. You provided nothing of value to the thread.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pages are a meaningless unit, who cares if you read 50 pages per hour like an AI voice bot if you don't understand most of it and don't stop to analyze the meaning?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you so cranky and citrusy?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dislikes post
    >screenshots and posts here
    Why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disliked it because redditors are reading more than me and rubbing it in my face.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's ok OP. Try starting small. Just a few pages a day. I'm sure you'll get there eventually.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, time to reread Finnegans Wake. It's just The Book Thief!

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can never work out if the slow readers are for real or a joke.
    20 pages is about 6000 words. That's five or six typical online articles. It takes you 20 minutes to read those? It's less than one word a second
    The
    >1 mississippi
    Cat
    >2 mississippi
    Sat
    >3 mississippi
    On
    >4 mississippi
    The
    >5 mississippi
    Mat
    Nobody can possibly read that slowly

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im drunk

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some zoomer thing? Are people not reading however much they feel like just for the fun of it?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm far too scattered in my life to concretely do that. I sometimes read over a hundred pages in a day, sometimes 5. I have the real issue of ADD making me sometimes take breaks from one book to read a short story or a passage or a comic. I just burn through some books and drag on others as I get distracted from other books. I definitely read the equivalent of that many books but not that many overall due to the constant short story or some such distractions.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about these people
    anyone who makes reading into a chore
    anyone who wears books like a badge
    I don't respect them
    either you like to read or you're a poser.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about making chore. It's inspiring people to start who are daunted.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    legitimately good post OP. doesn't matter how slow you go as long as you don't stop.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I read fiction

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause you want to read something true

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a reasonable amount. I'd like to read at least 100 pages a day but I find it unfeasible if the material is even semi-serious, let alone having time for writing.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    18 books a year isn't very many. I guess I'm averaging a lot more than 20 pages a day.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have every excuse homie you don’t know shit about my life aight? Let a homie live like DAYYUM

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