You have one (1) flash drive that has a storage size of 32 gb.

You have one (1) flash drive that has a storage size of 32 gb. The internet will be shut down indefinitely because of heightened racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, and ageism. All computers that have a capability of connecting to the internet will be wiped clean of all programs and files save for the default ones. You have 24 hours to download whatever you want. What do you put on the flash drive?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    32 gigabytes of dolphin porn

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you put on the flash drive?
    >All the classic books (from pretty much every domain) in txt
    >Some white papers (I'll have time to implement things on my own)
    I can imagine movies, music and pr0n (you don't need computers for music and pr0n and movies are propaganda)

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My node_modules folder

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://github.com/bontibon/kjv

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slackware, KDE w/ KDM, Neovim, GCC, NASM, GNU Chess, VLC (for DVDs), Half-Life, asciiquarium, HuniePop, X11 desktop stripper.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just disconnect my computer from the internet when the wipe happens. Problem solved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I render my computers incapable of internet connection by desoldering appropriate components. If OP is entitled to be moronic so am I, and I'll have all my data. WORM media was not excluded by the moronic OP so I also have my DVD archive which includes bootable live OS and tools to make more. Now frick off.

      Your computers cannot be unhooked from the internet no matter how hard you try due to a government backdoor program. There is no possible way to do it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        please explain mr. monkey brain, how bios can have it's independent modem to connect to the glowies and provide cources

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          6g radio modem integrated on the cpu itself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wouldn't doubt for the new cpu's. But i dont think older ones have that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >unplug ethernet
          >seal in Faraday cage
          checkmate glowies

          IT. JUST. DOES.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no. it. doesn't.
            think harder about your moronic hypotheticals next time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You will be arrested for hate speech and sexism.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            aww shit
            guess I'll go out with a bang then
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          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >not spamming "israelite"
            scared of your israeli overlords, huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >unplug ethernet
        >seal in Faraday cage
        checkmate glowies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck deleting files from drives not attached to a computer

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wikipedia archive - ~20gb
    fill in the rest with books. project gutenberg archive is about 60gb, so probably a curated version of their archive + some others not in public domain

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for reminding me to set up a mirror for project Gutenberg
    for those that care
    https://www.gutenberg.org/help/mirroring.html
    you can even set up a cron job so your local mirror is always up to date

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lurkers care, thanks anon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I render my computers incapable of internet connection by desoldering appropriate components. If OP is entitled to be moronic so am I, and I'll have all my data. WORM media was not excluded by the moronic OP so I also have my DVD archive which includes bootable live OS and tools to make more. Now frick off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WORM media was not excluded by the moronic OP so I also have my DVD archive which includes bootable live OS and tools to make more
      https://doc.cat-v.org/plan_9/misc/foundation/

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you put on the flash drive?
    Nothing. I absolutely do not care if that happened. I'm old enough to remember the world before it became dependent on the internet.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do we really need to have this thread every day?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you put on the flash drive?
    Nothing. NAS is going in a faraday cage though.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a few linux distros and some small games along with some kind of ide

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No need to have a USB, everything I rely on is already self-owned and managed on my computer. In fact it'd be the perfect excuse to make the move to physical records and documents with appropriate vault setups with replication. People who store personal/critical information on the internet don't know what's coming.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make a .img backup of the contents of my Pi Zero with the following added on. It has 32GB of space total and would contain everything I need to start up a crude public intranet.

    With the space already used by Debian 11 that leaves me with 26.5GB of space to back up what i need

    1. A local apt repo with the necessary software to install a LAMP stack and email server, along with some other packages I commonly use. (lets assume 2 GB for this.)
    2. A fresh copy of PfSense (2GB)
    3. Backups of my VMware ISOs and keys (Lets assume 4GB)
    4. TrueNAS Core (1GB)
    5. An installation of NextCloud with ClamAV scanning installed (100MB)
    6. YaCy (75MB)
    7. Any development documentation that I can get regarding PHP, Javascript, HTML/CSS, and NodeJS that I can obtain
    8. Whatever is left would be used to store either, as much of the english Wikipedia as possible, or ebooks and manga.

    After the data purge, I'd then wipe and reconfigure my homelab to serve as a public intranet that anyone can upload files to and hopefully fill-in what's missing. A homebrew chat-client that I'm already developing would be deployed for people to communicate over and I'd work with the people in my area to expand the intranet network.

    If my work survived I'd see if I could convince any of the IT people to help me engineer solutions to improve network reliability and scale it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the smartass route

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the "I'll do it myself!" route

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2GB of Factorio
    30GB of Factorio mods

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hmm, maybe I should factor in a cracked copy of minecraft along with my other stuff.

      Good ol' minecraft. 🙂

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The internet will be shut down indefinitely
    I can only hope

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute and funny images

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