You're appointed to give a piece of (existing) technology or an invention to an intelligent alien civilization that has only developed handcrafte...

You're appointed to give a piece of (existing) technology or an invention to an intelligent alien civilization that has only developed handcrafted tools and the wheel so far, with the goal of jumpstarting their progress. What do you give them?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nuclear weapons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP says existing technology

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A fricking book

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    light beer

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They also suffer from disease and relatively short lives as well, only having some herbs as medicine.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I give them laxatives and tell them they are actually immortality pills that remove demons from your body.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A furnace so they can start metalworking

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I give them chains and work them to death in mines.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gentoo

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    communism

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Printing press, to make it easier for them to share knowledge of their own discoveries. Useful, but simple enough for them to understand and built copies of.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      makes sense, what about a basic steam-powered engine though? if they dont have a writing system or a similar grasp of language then a printing press is useless to them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A simple furnace and metalworking tools would probably be more effective. Give them the tools to build more stuff. Including more furnaces

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          after thinking about it for another 2 minutes youre probably correct

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Printing press
      I was under the impression they had no written language. Then what?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a girl's love manga

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gunpowder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Satan

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scrum

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soap or the recipe for it, they need sanitation to fight illness and better their chances.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would i want to kickstart an industrial revolution?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is Ted still alive?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank allah, he is

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    logic gates.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nitrogen enriched fertilizer. We agri rushing

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Money

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My penis.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A nuke and a hammer.

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